Longmont Potion Castle 4 (2001)

Longmont Potion Castle 4

Track 52: Accidental Death Insurance

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: My name is Robert Lewis, and I'm calling today because your Capital One credit card company
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_01: would like to show their appreciation to you as a valued member and send you a three-month review period of up to $1 million of accidental death insurance at no cost to you.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: And, sir, this is just their way of saying thank you and to introduce you to the coverage.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: What, I'm in danger?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_01: No, this is just accidental death insurance, sir.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_00: Sounds good.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_01: And also, just before the three-month period is over, they will send you a way of
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: reminder asking you if you would like to continue with it or not, and if you choose to continue
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: with it, the premium is only $7.95 a month, and this will never increase at any time.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: With the $1 million, one-time charge?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: Huh?
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: Huh, sir?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: Is that what you're saying?
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: Huh.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: The $1 million?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: That's $1 million for accidents?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: A month, or?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, a month.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: $7.95 a month.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: And this will never increase.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_01: And if you choose not to continue.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: with it, there is a 1-800 number that you can call it any time to cancel, and you'll
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: know nothing for the plan.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: And your middle initial is D, sir?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: Yep.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, hold on.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
  • 33 -- None: Hmm?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh, so unless I die, it's not...
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: No, you don't really have to die just to get it, sir.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't want to, you know...
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, there's a dismemberment clause in there, too.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_01: What?
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: Like if you lose eyesight or something, or if you lose a limb?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Wait, are you telling me I'm in some kind of danger here, part?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: No, sir, it's just accidental death insurance.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: It's something you can review in your own home while being covered for it also for three, four months.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you he's going to be dismembered.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: Who?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: But I'll think you're gonna like it.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, sir.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I don't wish to get the coverage.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: But if I'm dismembered, I'll give you a holler.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, thanks.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: Thanks.