Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Longmont Potion Castle 8

Track 6: Berthas

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Bertha's soul food.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, can I get catfish to go?
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: You said a catfish to go?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: And what final is with that?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Can I get onion and celery stick?
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: We don't have celery sticks.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: And chives.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: And I want to get an orange drink and a chocolate.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: Say it again?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: I can't hear you, man.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: Why don't you listen up, man?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: Why don't you tell your friend to pipe down so you and I can talk here?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: It's not my friend, sir.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a customer.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not interested in that.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: How about that?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: How about you, get off the phone and shut up?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello, I'm going to help you.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, can I get some porkloins and an orange drink?
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we have all that for you.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: You just come down here and order and you should be all in the game.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, fruit cake?
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: That's not all. I'd also like some fish in there.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: Catfish?
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: Actually not.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: What kind?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll give you time to get a pen and then you can work it out.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: How does that sound, junior?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: That sounds perfect.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, great.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: Give me 20 minutes and need me ready.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Come your butt down here, then you can order.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: Sharpen your pencil and write it down.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: How about you you, you should open my pencil for me?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: Want to shove my pencil?
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: Bye.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: What's up?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, um, I want to get a pickup.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Do you want to pick up?
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: I need neck bones.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: Pork or beef?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh, pork neck.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: Pork neck.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: How's that?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: Is that dark meat?
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: So...
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, what's your name?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh, Nick.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: Nick.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_00: Nick to Dick. Okay. Be ready for you in 10 to 15 minutes.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm here now, so I'll just step in and pick it up.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: How's that grabbed you?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: Sounds great.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, and I'm going to use coins, and probably might take a long time, so probably not going to like it.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: Dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: We're dancing with my fists.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: It's going to be lights out when I'm done with you.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, it's fine.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_01: I need neck bones, buddy.
  • 62 -- None: All right.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: Grabber.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. Talk you later. You come, Gus and talk monger.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to hang up, and I'm not going to call back, so don't even bother answering, because
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: it's not going to be me.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: Just to that, I won't answer now.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to fax you three pages in a row right now.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: No, not three pages.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: That's too much.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm doing it.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_01: And then I'm going to come in there, and I'm going to come in there, and I'm going to not buy anything.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_01: How's that sound?
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_00: Tell you what, how about we get together and save the rainforest?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to be able to find your way.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: out when I'm done throttling you.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, Willie Wacker.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: Because it's going to be an end of business here for you pretty soon.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_00: We're not a real restaurant anyway.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: You can say that again.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: So, seriously, skeleton necks, right?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what you guys got, right?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: Mr. Willy Wacker.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: How often do you whack your wack your willy?
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to squeeze my weapon pretty quick.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I'm not talking about your weenie, man.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, you were.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about steel.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, you were.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm talking about Steve.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_01: You were talking about it three times this now.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: Huh?
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you heard me.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: A Willie Wacker?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, you're a Willie Wacker.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_00: I didn't say you were whacking.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: Your Willie, you were just whacking Willie.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_00: Willie that random.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: You see him where if Willie, you wacky.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what you're talking.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, man.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: Check it out, Jello Spine.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_00: I know that you're a pillow biters and grab her, okay?
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_00: But Pirate is what you call.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_00: Now, that's no problem.
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_00: I got no problem with that.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_00: That's your lifestyle.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_00: But you don't have to call up here trying to force your lifestyle on us
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_00: hardworking individuals.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_00: Nobody wants to hear about your butt games, okay?
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_01: Especially with your skeleton meat that you got.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_00: Skeleton, yeah, yeah.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you what, you take the skeleton bone and shove it right up your mom.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't eat shit like that.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_01: Neck bones? Hell no.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_00: You put this bone in your mouth, you're saying.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what you're all about, isn't it?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_00: No, no, you're not putting nothing in your mouth.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not like that.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_00: I just told you, you're not going to.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to impose your lifestyle on me.
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_01: You're promoting some sort of neck bone, and I don't like it melts in your mouth.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_01: I want a refund.
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_00: You got it.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_00: Tell me, sir. Are you a retard?
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_01: That's not very friendly.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_00: So, how long have you been gay?
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_00: Westwood, West L.A.?
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_00: Where is the gay people are at?
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_00: Your house?
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_01: I want some catfish, bro.
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_00: I want to talk to your mom.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, we can make a movie her and me.
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_00: You can write out the title.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_00: My mom takes a stiff black one.
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_00: No?
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_01: I want an orange soda.
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_00: We have orange soda.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_01: And a chocolate bar.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_00: I have a chocolate bar.
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll take it.
  • 146 -- SPEAKER_00: Where?
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_01: Pick up.
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_00: You'll take it, where? Where will you take it?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_00: Right up the wazoo, huh?
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_00: Look, man, I've had enough of your games now.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you go home and whack your Willie a little bit longer?
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_00: You take your little girlfriend over there to help you.
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_00: I hear him calling and giggling in the background.
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_00: But he's jagging on your cat.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, you done?
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, wait, wait, I like that. Turn that up a little?
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_00: Can you turn that up a little?
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_01: You done? I'm right out of time.
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_00: You're out of time?
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_01: It's been good.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, we've had fun.
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_00: I still want to milk your mom.
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_00: don't want to milk your mom.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_01: And now I'm going to whoop your ass.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_00: You're great, man.
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_00: You're great.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_00: Who taught you this?