Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)

Longmont Potion Castle 5

Track 10: Boats

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: Some of your guys to bring a boat by so I can get on the water and test drive it.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: I need some of our guys to bring a boat by.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: Bring a boat by where, sir?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: I live on the water. It's not going to be a logistical problem.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, sir.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, you are?
  • 7 -- None: Excuse me.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: Well?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: I just picked up the phone and said, hello, sir.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Maybe you'd like to fill me in on something.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, let me fill you in on something right off the tip of you.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: off the tip of my tongue here, and that's that I'm Bernard Fuddle.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: And I've been on the water for 47 years.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been on schooners.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been on an 80-foot yacht, many times.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: In Colorado?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: Now I live in Lahana, and I need a couple boats up.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: I've got hundreds of millions of dollars.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: But what you don't seem to fathom is I need to get out on the water alone
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: for two to three days, make a decision.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: How does that sound right off the water?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: It sounds like right off the bat that there might be a couple of things that you and your money don't pass.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm a little surprised that you would call and be surprised that I didn't know who you were
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: and that over the phone I would tell you that why, sure,
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: we'll send however many boats you want, for how many days you want.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Phone hell, I'm here now. I'm ready to meet up with your representative.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, where's here now?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm in Lahana, Colorado.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: Um, okay.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: Hundreds of millions of dollars in assets.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I would like to help you, sir, but you're not making it very easy on my end.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, no?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Well.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm ready to come down there.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: And I have some statements that you're very wealthy and it seems to me your time
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: and seems to me your time is worth more than mine.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: And I'm trying to work through this with you, but
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: uh...
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm listening.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_00: I saw the hot air.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: The name of the business that you called.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: I saw the blimp in the air.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: The blimp?
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_01: And I called the number.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't have any blimp flying in the air.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_01: I think you're barking up the wrong tree with your attitude here, pal.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been on the water 44 years.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: And I expect, I've been on the sea for half that many years.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, is it your money that buys you that?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, is it your money that buys you?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_00: respect?
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: The boot on my foot.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Which I'll take to your seat.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm really impressed with that.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: Could you, uh...
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: Goodness gracious, a phone call like this,
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: and you're telling me all those things you're going to put a boot in my ass
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: and I'm still on the telephone with you.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm wondering if you've dialed the business that you think you have.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: Which kind of boat is it you're looking for?
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_01: Are you false advertising with your blimps or where are you else?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: your blimps or I don't know where you stand.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: So you don't have any blimps in the air?
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_00: Maybe you're trying to call good gear.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: I think that you need to examine where you stand.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: Before you put stuff in the air.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: The counter.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: Now where did you call?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: I called the number in the air.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: And if you guys are putting stuff out in the air,
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: and you can't even put your hands on it.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: This company doesn't have any blimps in the air.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: in the air.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to have a lip on the sidewalk if they can come down there.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: I got hundreds of millions of dollars at my disposal.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: And...
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_00: Can I ask the number that you dial?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: I need two boats this weekend.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_01: Have you ever been to Lahana, Colorado before?
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, that's where I keep hundreds of millions of dollars.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: You know what?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_00: It seems like you've had a couple of drinks.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not for sure.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: But I'm not for sure.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to ask you one more time. The phone number that you called.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to ask you again.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_01: When can you be here?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm in Lahonda. I'm on the water.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm on the water.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_01: Now, ready to do business.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm ready to do a transaction that you guys put figures in the air.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_01: Sir.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_01: And I'll whip yae.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you stick that boot to the front line and get you kicking?