wallace-thrasher

Best Before '24 (2024)

Track 9: Booper

Runtime: 593 seconds

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1 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop Diner.
2 -- LPC: Hi, can I please get a take-up or a pick-up?
3 -- Woman 1: Of course, what can I get you?
4 -- LPC: Oh, awesome.
5 -- LPC: Yeah, my aunt recently got some stuff there and I loved it.
6 -- LPC: And I was wanting to pick some up.
7 -- LPC: Yeah, thank you.
8 -- LPC: Let's see, I think I wanted to get a couple of the Red Hot Betty's.
9 -- Woman 1: Sure.
10 -- LPC: Like two of those.
11 -- Woman 1: Okay.
12 -- LPC: And do you have any beverages at all?
13 -- Woman 1: Yes, I do.
14 -- Woman 1: I have Pepsi.
15 -- Woman 1: Yeah.
16 -- Woman 1: Cranberry ginger ale, blackberry, diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew.
17 -- LPC: Excellent.
18 -- LPC: Can we get a couple of the ginger ales, please?
19 -- Woman 1: Absolutely.
20 -- LPC: Excellent.
21 -- LPC: Okay.
22 -- LPC: Excellent.
23 -- Woman 1: Come pick it up, honey.
24 -- LPC: Yeah, I'll pick it up.
25 -- LPC: And also my aunt had something that I want to say had like a cinnamon prune kind of aroma to it.
26 -- Woman 1: Okay.
27 -- LPC: Do you know what I'm talking about?
28 -- Woman 1: Maybe, it might be cinnamon raisin bread we had, with toast.
29 -- Woman 1: French toast, probably.
30 -- LPC: Yeah, I think so.
31 -- LPC: Is it too late in the day for that, or?
32 -- Woman 1: Yes.
33 -- Woman 1: Oh no, absolutely, you can have that whenever you want.
34 -- Woman 1: Did you want an order of that?
35 -- LPC: Yes, please.
36 -- LPC: One portion of that.
37 -- Woman 1: Okay.
38 -- LPC: And then I think I wanted to get as a gift, like a bag.
39 -- LPC: Maybe like a commemorative handbag.
40 -- LPC: Do you have anything like that?
41 -- Woman 1: We have like little pocketbooks, yeah.
42 -- Woman 1: We do.
43 -- Woman 1: We have, let me see, I got two left.
44 -- Woman 1: Three left, actually.
45 -- Woman 1: Yeah, I got three.
46 -- LPC: Do you have anything big enough, say, to put a turkey in?
47 -- Confused Hairdresser: Beety Boop's.
48 -- LPC: Anything that size?
49 -- Confused Hairdresser: Hello?
50 -- Woman 1: Oh, I don't.
51 -- Woman 1: Thank you.
52 -- Woman 1: You too.
53 -- Woman 1: I don't, actually.
54 -- Woman 1: I just like little handbags, actually.
55 -- Woman 3: Hi, this is Betsy Boots Boutique.
56 -- Woman 1: Hello?
57 -- Woman 3: Hi.
58 -- Woman 1: You wanted to know about the handbag?
59 -- Woman 1: It was twenty-five on the handbag.
60 -- Woman 3: Um, I'm not sure what this is in regards to.
61 -- Woman 1: Alright, I was just speaking with a gentleman, now who are you?
62 -- Woman 3: Um, I'm with Betsy Boo's Boutique, so I'm not sure who you were speaking with prior.
63 -- Woman 1: I don't know.
64 -- Woman 1: Talking about a handbag?
65 -- Woman 1: Making an order for takeout?
66 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop's Diner.
67 -- Confused Hairdresser: This is the beauty shop.
68 -- Woman 3: Oh, this is Betsy Boo's Boutique, so I guess I'm not sure what happened here?
69 -- Woman 1: Who am I speaking with?
70 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop's Diner.
71 -- Woman 1: Someone was calling here for an order?
72 -- Woamn 4: Um, yes.
73 -- Woman 1: What would you like?
74 -- Woman 1: I'm not ordering anything.
75 -- Woman 1: This is a diner.
76 -- Woman 1: Someone was calling us for an order.
77 -- Woamn 4: Oh, well we're Betty Boop's Diner also.
78 -- Woman 1: Oh, where are you located?
79 -- Woamn 4: In Crockett, Texas.
80 -- Woman 1: Crockett, Texas?
81 -- Woman 1: How about that?
82 -- Woman 1: We're in Albany, New York.
83 -- Woman 1: Oh my gosh, and somebody called from this number to you?
84 -- Woman 1: I guess something happened.
85 -- Woman 1: It wasn't me.
86 -- Woman 1: Well, have a nice day.
87 -- Woman 1: All right.
88 -- Woman 1: You too.
89 -- Woman 1: I hope business is good today.
90 -- Woman 1: Bye bye.
91 -- Woman 1: Hello.
92 -- Woman 1: Hello.
93 -- Woman 1: Can you hear me?
94 -- Woman 1: Yes, I can.
95 -- LPC: Okay, thank you.
96 -- LPC: I am sorry.
97 -- LPC: I am trying to get takeout and a handbag, and I'm just trying to get a total or a subtotal from you and get a rundown of what I'm getting here.
98 -- LPC: Some problems with the phone, I think.
99 -- LPC: I'm not sure.
100 -- Woman 1: Yes.
101 -- Woman 1: Now, which Betty Boops are you calling?
102 -- Woman 1: In Albany, New York?
103 -- Woman 1: Yeah, of course.
104 -- Woman 1: Okay, just checking because I just spoke with a lady in Texas.
105 -- LPC: Uh, what do you mean?
106 -- Woman 1: Well, Betty Boop, Texas, somehow.
107 -- Woman 1: Crawford, Texas.
108 -- Woman 1: Anyway...
109 -- LPC: Son of a gun.
110 -- Woman 1: All right, so the handbag was twenty-five dollars.
111 -- LPC: Okay, and how big is that?
112 -- Woman 1: Let me see if I can get an idea.
113 -- Woman 1: This is, uh... Oh, well, let's see.
114 -- Woman 1: There's two of them here, right?
115 -- Woman 1: Okay, hold on.
116 -- Woman 1: One's a purse and one's a handbag.
117 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop!
118 -- Woman 1: Yeah, this looks like it's about twelve inches by... Betty Boop!
119 -- Woman 1: ...eight, maybe?
120 -- Confused Hairdresser: Where are you all calling from?
121 -- Woman 1: Pardon?
122 -- Woman 1: I'm in Albany, New York.
123 -- Confused Hairdresser: Well, I'm in Pelzer, South Carolina, and you just keep calling and calling, and I'm busy doing hair.
124 -- Woman 1: Well, I don't know who's calling you.
125 -- Woman 1: I have a gentleman on the lines trying to call and order food here.
126 -- Confused Hairdresser: I'm sorry.
127 -- Woamn 4: Bye-bye.
128 -- Woman 1: Bye?
129 -- Woman 1: I already spoke with somebody in Texas, too.
130 -- Woman 1: Good morning.
131 -- Woman 3: Sir?
132 -- LPC: Hi, can you hear me?
133 -- Woman 1: Yeah, I can.
134 -- Woman 1: Can you hear me?
135 -- LPC: Hi, yes I sure can.
136 -- Woman 1: Well, we just had a lady from North Carolina on the line again.
137 -- Woman 1: So, whatever.
138 -- LPC: What the heck you...
139 -- Woman 1: I don't know what happened with your phone, but... Now, can you fit a turkey...
140 -- LPC: Can you fit a turkey in this handbag, or no?
141 -- LPC: Like, or a bowling ball?
142 -- LPC: Hmm...
143 -- Woman 1: Yeah, you could probably put a bowling ball in it, yeah.
144 -- Woman 1: No.
145 -- Woman 1: In that you could.
146 -- Woman 1: You don't think you could fit a bowling ball in there?
147 -- Woman 1: No.
148 -- Woman 1: No, I guess not.
149 -- Woman 1: Nope, not deep enough.
150 -- Woman 1: Hello?
151 -- Woman 1: Hello?
152 -- Woman 1: Yes, Betty Boop, how may I help you?
153 -- Woman 1: Alright, which Betty Boop are you?
154 -- Woman 1: Uh, Betty Boop Party Rentals.
155 -- Woman 1: This is the craziest phone calls I've ever had.
156 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop's client and we're trying to help a customer.
157 -- Woman 1: Oh, okay.
158 -- Woman 1: Bueno, I don't know.
159 -- Woman 1: You dialed us.
160 -- Woman 1: I don't know if you're looking for something specific.
161 -- Woman 1: No, I don't know how it dialed.
162 -- Woman 1: I'm on the line with a customer and somehow... Oh, that's weird.
163 -- Woman 1: I just had a lady from North Carolina break in on the line, too.
164 -- LPC: Oh, that's so weird.
165 -- Woman 1: That was another lady from Texas.
166 -- Woman 1: No, we're in Florida.
167 -- Woman 1: Hello?
168 -- Woman 1: Okay, yes.
169 -- Woman 1: Yes, hi.
170 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop Diner in Albany, New York.
171 -- Sour Joe: Hello.
172 -- Woman 1: Hi.
173 -- Woman 1: Sir, are you back?
174 -- Sour Joe: Who's this?
175 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop Steiner in Albany, New York.
176 -- Sour Joe: Why are you calling me?
177 -- Woman 1: I didn't call you, sir.
178 -- Woman 1: I've been on the line with a customer, and these calls keep breaking in.
179 -- Woman 1: I have no idea what this system is doing, so...
180 -- Sour Joe: You know what you're talking about.
181 -- Woman 1: I do, too.
182 -- Sour Joe: Goodbye.
183 -- Sour Joe: You called me.
184 -- Sour Joe: You're a criminal.
185 -- Sour Joe: You called me.
186 -- Woman 1: I'm sorry?
187 -- Sour Joe: Yeah.
188 -- Sour Joe: You're a criminal, I think.
189 -- Sour Joe: Yeah.
190 -- Woamn 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
191 -- Sour Joe: Well, I know what you're... I got these criminals calling me ten times a day.
192 -- Sour Joe: And you're one of them, too.
193 -- Sour Joe: Okay?
194 -- Sour Joe: We're a restaurant.
195 -- Sour Joe: I don't know anybody.
196 -- Woman 1: You'll be in jail tonight.
197 -- Sour Joe: Okay.
198 -- Sour Joe: I got that call, so that means you called me.
199 -- Sour Joe: You piece of shit.
200 -- Woamn 4: Do not call me names.
201 -- Woman 1: Good afternoon, Betty Boops Diner.
202 -- Woman 1: How may I help you?
203 -- Woman 1: Hi there.
204 -- LPC: Betty Boops in Albany?
205 -- Woman 1: Yes.
206 -- LPC: Oh, thank God.
207 -- LPC: Okay.
208 -- LPC: Listen, I'm just trying to pick up my food, okay, and my bag.
209 -- Woman 1: Okay, the bag, I don't think you want...
210 -- LPC: What did you find out on the bag?
211 -- Woman 1: Oh, they wanted twenty-five dollars for it, but you asked if a bowling ball would fit in it?
212 -- LPC: Yeah, or like a turkey, uh-huh, yeah.
213 -- Woman 1: No.
214 -- LPC: Oh, no?
215 -- Woman 1: No.
216 -- LPC: How big is it?
217 -- Woman 1: It's only about twelve inches by six deep, eight inches high.
218 -- Woman 1: Hmm.
219 -- Sour Joe: Well... Hello?
220 -- Woman 1: I'm here.
221 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
222 -- Woman 1: Oh, not you again.
223 -- Sour Joe: Why the hell are you calling me?
224 -- Woman 1: I'm not calling...
225 -- Sour Joe: Yeah, you must be... You're one of these criminals, is that it?
226 -- Woman 1: Oh, I'm a criminal, right?
227 -- Sour Joe: Yes, you're a criminal.
228 -- Sour Joe: Yes, I got him calling ten times a day.
229 -- Sour Joe: You're a piece of criminal.
230 -- Woman 1: Good afternoon, Betty Boop.
231 -- Woman 1: Steiner, how may I help you?
232 -- LPC: Hi, yes, I'm sorry, I keep getting cut off.
233 -- LPC: I wanted to tell you I want the bag.
234 -- LPC: You want the bag?
235 -- LPC: Yes, please.
236 -- LPC: Now what are the dimensions, just roughly, just approximately.
237 -- Woman 1: Okay, I think it's twelve by six by eight.
238 -- Woman 1: Six inches deep, twelve inches wide, and about eight inches tall.
239 -- LPC: And what does it look like?
240 -- Woman 1: Well, Betty Boop, can I help you?
241 -- Woman 1: Oh, not again.
242 -- Woman 1: Hello?
243 -- Woman 1: Yeah, where are you calling from?
244 -- Woman 1: This is Betty Boop Bakery?
245 -- Woman 1: No, this is Betty Boop's Diner in Albany, New York.
246 -- Woman 1: Oh, my.
247 -- Woman 1: Mm-hmm.
248 -- Woman 1: Oh, my is right.
249 -- Woman 1: I don't know how these calls keep cutting in on our customer's call.
250 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop in there.
251 -- Woman 1: Yeah.
252 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop what?
253 -- Woman 1: Hello?
254 -- Woman 1: Hello?
255 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop at the Rentals.
256 -- Woman 1: Betty Boop what?
257 -- Woman 1: I'm sorry, you keep cutting in on our calls.
258 -- Woman 1: I have no idea how this is happening.
259 -- Woman 1: I don't know.
260 -- Woman 1: Nobody could make this up, I'll tell you.
261 -- Woamn 4: Betty Boop, this is Danielle.
262 -- Woamn 4: How may I help you?
263 -- Woman 1: Hi.
264 -- Woman 1: We don't need you.
265 -- Woman 1: I'm talking with a customer.
266 -- Woman 1: Goodbye.
267 -- Woman 1: Hello?
268 -- Woman 1: Hello, sir.
269 -- Woman 1: Are you there?
270 -- Woman 1: You there?
271 -- Sour Joe: Yes.
272 -- Woman 1: Are you there?
273 -- Sour Joe: You're calling me again?
274 -- Woman 1: No, I'm not calling you, sir.
275 -- Sour Joe: Talk to your... I get a call.
276 -- Sour Joe: You're stupid.
277 -- Sour Joe: I get a call, of course I answer the phone.
278 -- Woman 1: I didn't call you.
279 -- Woman 1: Yeah, I didn't call you either.
280 -- Woman 1: Why are you so nasty, sir?
281 -- Woman 1: You have a bad life?
282 -- Woman 1: It's not my fault.
283 -- Sour Joe: Young lady, you're full of shit.