Best Before '24 (2024)

Best Before '24

Track 11: Cameleopard

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  • 1 -- Speaker 1: A giraffe?
  • 2 -- Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
  • 3 -- Speaker 1: Okay, well I didn't order any giraffes.
  • 4 -- Speaker 1: You want to talk to my husband?
  • 5 -- Speaker 2: Yeah, I really want that giraffe.
  • 6 -- Speaker 3: We're not, we're not, I don't know of any delivery of two live giraffes.
  • 7 -- Speaker 3: I'm not going to receive two giraffes.
  • 8 -- Speaker 3: I'm going to refuse the order if you send me two live giraffes.
  • 9 -- Speaker 3: We didn't order it.
  • 10 -- Speaker 3: Are you?
  • 11 -- Speaker 3: We didn't.
  • 12 -- Speaker 3: We do not.
  • 13 -- Speaker 3: There's a mistake.
  • 14 -- Speaker 3: We did not order two giraffes.
  • 15 -- Speaker 3: I'm not giving you a check.
  • 16 -- Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know what this is, but we don't want you.
  • 17 -- Speaker 3: I did not.
  • 18 -- Speaker 3: I'm the owner.
  • 19 -- Speaker 3: I did not order two giraffes.
  • 20 -- Speaker 3: I'm definitely not giving you a check.
  • 21 -- Speaker 4: What you got delivered for me?
  • 22 -- Speaker 4: The giraffe?
  • 23 -- Speaker 4: What giraffe?
  • 24 -- Speaker 4: How long the giraffe you order?
  • 25 -- Speaker 4: Twenty four hundred dollars?
  • 26 -- Speaker 4: Shit!
  • 27 -- Speaker 4: I ain't got no twenty-four hundred dollars, man!
  • 28 -- Speaker 4: I ain't make.
  • 29 -- Speaker 4: no even a hundred dollars!
  • 30 -- Speaker 4: You can keep it, you can keep it, my friend.
  • 31 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
  • 32 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it no more!
  • 33 -- Speaker 3: No, no, no!
  • 34 -- Speaker 4: I'm not paying twenty-four hundred, man!
  • 35 -- Speaker 4: Man, you can keep it, you can keep it.
  • 36 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
  • 37 -- Speaker 4: I cancel my delivery.
  • 38 -- Speaker 4: Please cancel it, man!
  • 39 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
  • 40 -- Speaker 4: Oh, you know what?
  • 41 -- Speaker 4: You can have it.
  • 42 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it.
  • 43 -- Speaker 4: I don't want to pay for it.
  • 44 -- Speaker 4: SHIT!
  • 45 -- Speaker 4: I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY MAN!
  • 46 -- Speaker 6: AND NOW HE SAYS TWENTY-FOUR HUNDRED
  • 47 -- Speaker 6: DOLLARS?!
  • 48 -- Speaker 4: Don't call me back!
  • 49 -- Speaker 4: I don't want it no more!
  • 50 -- Speaker 4: Fuck your mother bitch!
  • 51 -- Speaker 2: What an order draft, what is that?
  • 52 -- Speaker 2: You call it man, you call it, what are you talking about, what do you want from you?
  • 53 -- Speaker 2: What an order.
  • 54 -- Speaker 2: no draft man, I don't know what is that?
  • 55 -- Speaker 2: You think we're gonna cut draft in here and sell draft man, you serious?
  • 56 -- Speaker 2: You gotta call the zoo for that.
  • 57 -- Speaker 2: Call the zoo, they're looking for an elephant too, if you got one available.
  • 58 -- Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick the elephant nose in your ass.
  • 59 -- Speaker 2: How about call the zoo and see if they got monkeys too?
  • 60 -- Speaker 2: You look like one, you look like a gorilla in the background.
  • 61 -- Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the meat shop.
  • 62 -- Speaker 4: Who ordered the giraffe?
  • 63 -- Speaker 4: Nobody ordered any giraffe.
  • 64 -- Speaker 4: We don't kill any giraffes here.
  • 65 -- Speaker 4: Hey, why did you order a giraffe?
  • 66 -- Speaker 4: We're on a camel, we don't want a giraffe.
  • 67 -- Speaker 6: What chick?
  • 68 -- Speaker 6: You're on number, my friend.
  • 69 -- Speaker 6: You called me, what's your chick?
  • 70 -- Speaker 6: I don't have no order, nothing, man.
  • 71 -- Speaker 6: No, no, I understand, but the problem, I don't order nothing.
  • 72 -- Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about, but we don't order nothing here.
  • 73 -- Speaker 6: All right, thank you.
  • 74 -- Speaker 6: Have a good day, bye.
  • 75 -- Speaker 6: Maybe you understand me, man.
  • 76 -- Speaker 8: No, no, I have nothing.
  • 77 -- Speaker 8: No, no, no.
  • 78 -- Speaker 8: Three years, no, no, no, bring the chicken for you.
  • 79 -- Speaker 1: A giraffe.
  • 80 -- Speaker 1: A giraffe.
  • 81 -- Speaker 1: I didn't order a giraffe.
  • 82 -- Speaker 1: No, I ordered a goat, not a giraffe.
  • 83 -- Speaker 1: I specifically told them a goat from New Zealand.
  • 84 -- Speaker 1: They don't listen.
  • 85 -- Speaker 1: That's not my problem.
  • 86 -- Speaker 1: Until I get my goat, then you get a check.
  • 87 -- Speaker 1: I did not order a giraffe.
  • 88 -- Speaker 1: I ordered a New Zealand goat.
  • 89 -- Speaker 1: Oh my God.
  • 90 -- Speaker 1: This is my second time calling them with this inconvenience.
  • 91 -- Speaker 1: Oh my God.
  • 92 -- Speaker 1: I'm not, I can't, I can't take the giraffe.
  • 93 -- Speaker 1: I can't.
  • 94 -- Speaker 1: I ordered a goat.
  • 95 -- Speaker 1: I'm going to get a goat.
  • 96 -- Speaker 1: That's not my problem.
  • 97 -- Speaker 1: I'm not getting no check.
  • 98 -- Speaker 1: Nobody's getting a check until I get my goat.
  • 99 -- Speaker 1: What's the address?
  • 100 -- Speaker 1: Which meat shop?
  • 101 -- Speaker 1: You can give me the address.
  • 102 -- Speaker 1: That's not a HIPAA violation.
  • 103 -- Speaker 1: HIPAA violation.
  • 104 -- Speaker 1: It's not a HIPAA violation.
  • 105 -- Speaker 1: I don't think so.
  • 106 -- Speaker 10: Nobody would have ordered, like, a giraffe here.
  • 107 -- Speaker 5: Hold on a second.
  • 108 -- Speaker 5: Did you order a giraffe?
  • 109 -- Speaker 5: Is it live or what?
  • 110 -- Speaker 5: From Tanzania.
  • 111 -- Speaker 5: It's the Gourmet Butcher Block.
  • 112 -- Speaker 5: What's the name of your company?
  • 113 -- Speaker 5: UPS, you said?
  • 114 -- Speaker 5: Dude, are you serious?
  • 115 -- Speaker 5: A live giraffe?
  • 116 -- Speaker 5: I don't have an order, but you can bring it by.
  • 117 -- Speaker 5: I may go ahead and give you a check when it gets here.
  • 118 -- Speaker 5: You got papers on it and stuff?
  • 119 -- Speaker 5: You got to be kidding me.
  • 120 -- Speaker 5: I'm serious, bro.
  • 121 -- Speaker 5: Bring that thing by here.
  • 122 -- Speaker 5: This guy's got a live giraffe.
  • 123 -- Speaker 5: Can I get two of them?
  • 124 -- Speaker 2: Hello?
  • 125 -- Speaker 0: Yeah, what, you trying to deliver something?
  • 126 -- Speaker 1: Delivery?
  • 127 -- Speaker 1: What delivery?
  • 128 -- Speaker 0: You guys called and said you were trying to make a delivery.
  • 129 -- Speaker 0: It sounded like the guy said he was trying to deliver a giraffe.
  • 130 -- Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said that they're delivering a giraffe and this kind of stuff.
  • 131 -- Speaker 1: So I was like, what's, you know, the, make it easy.
  • 132 -- Speaker 1: Then I asked him, I was like, what's the address you're delivering to?
  • 133 -- Speaker 0: Yeah, I told him I needed twelve of them.
  • 134 -- Speaker 0: So he sent me to his manager.
  • 135 -- Speaker 1: Oh, well, yes, no, yeah, uh, yeah, there's misunderstanding.