Best Before '24 (2024)

Track 7: Cement Pirates

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• 1 -- Joe's Records, STL: Sale Records, STL.
  
• 2 -- LPC: You got any Mötley Crüe up there?
  
• 3 -- Joe's Records, STL: Vinyl, CDs, merch, we have a ton of it.
  
• 4 -- Joe's Records, STL: We're all over it.
  
• 5 -- Joe's Records, STL: What would you like, sir?
  
• 6 -- LPC: Are you talking about Mötley Crüe?
  
• 7 -- Joe's Records, STL: No, you are.
  
• 8 -- Joe's Records, STL: I'm just answering your question.
  
• 9 -- LPC: Because they got Mickey Mars, they got Nick Six, they got Neil Vincent.
  
• 10 -- LPC: Okay, they got a lot of guys out there.
  
• 11 -- LPC: In fact, I think they even got another guy in the band, you know?
  
• 12 -- LPC: Because I tell people, look out.
  
• 13 -- LPC: Because these guys are something else, you know what I mean?
  
• 14 -- Joe's Records, STL: When you come in and pick it up, we certainly have it.
  
• 15 -- LPC: Hey, you guys all selling bulk up there?
  
• 16 -- Joe's Records, STL: No.
  
• 17 -- Joe's Records, STL: I mean, if you just want to come in and spend hundreds of dollars, we'll give you a discount.
  
• 18 -- Joe's Records, STL: But we're not a wholesaler, if that's what you mean.
  
• 19 -- LPC: Because I wanted to get the Cement Pirates, Naughty Igor, all them one guys.
  
• 20 -- LPC: You know them one guys?
  
• 21 -- Joe's Records, STL: You want to come into the store and you want to stack it up, I'm sure we can cut you a deal.
  
• 22 -- LPC: Well, hey, fifth row is where I seen the crew.
  
• 23 -- LPC: All right.
  
• 24 -- Joe's Records, STL: I got all that stuff.
  
• 25 -- Joe's Records, STL: It's the best metal store in the Midwest.
  
• 26 -- LPC: Well, hey man, you got Mickey Mars.
  
• 27 -- LPC: You got Nick Six.
  
• 28 -- Joe's Records, STL: I got customers here in front of me.
  
• 29 -- LPC: Well, listen, just sell me everything I need in a bulk.
  
• 30 -- Joe's Records, STL: Who is this?
  
• 31 -- LPC: This is Dewey.
  
• 32 -- Joe's Records, STL: I've got to get off here, but if you like Mötley Crüe, come into the store.
  
• 33 -- Joe's Records, STL: I got everything you need.
  
• 34 -- LPC: Well, hey, fifth row.
  
• 35 -- LPC: That's where I've seen the crew, okay?
  
• 36 -- Joe's Records, STL: Gotta go.
  
• 37 -- Joe's Records, STL: Later.
  
• 38 -- Joe's Records, STL: Joe's Records, STL.
  
• 39 -- LPC: Hey, y'all got a website up there?
  
• 40 -- Joe's Records, STL: Man, all I have is an eBay store, man.
  
• 41 -- LPC: How do I find it?
  
• 42 -- Joe's Records, STL: Go to eBay.
  
• 43 -- Joe's Records, STL: I mean, we don't put any of our regular stuff on eBay.
  
• 44 -- Joe's Records, STL: It's just stuff that we have overstocks on and just weird, goofy stuff, so I won't be able to help you much on that.
  
• 45 -- Joe's Records, STL: For instance, we have every Mötley Crüe shirt and CD in the store, but it's on our website.
  
• 46 -- LPC: You got any of that?
  
• 47 -- LPC: cement pirates?
  
• 48 -- Joe's Records, STL: Buddy, you're going to have to come in the store.
  
• 49 -- Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• 50 -- LPC: Well, no, because I was there and I was looking here and I was looking all over, but I couldn't see what I was looking for.
  
• 51 -- LPC: You know what I'm saying?
  
• 52 -- LPC: Because I couldn't see.
  
• 53 -- Joe's Records, STL: You have to understand.
  
• 54 -- Joe's Records, STL: I've got customers here in front of me that come into the store that I need to wait on.
  
• 55 -- Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• 56 -- LPC: Hey, you don't seem to understand.
  
• 57 -- LPC: I saw a fifth row on the crew.
  
• 58 -- Joe's Records, STL: Hey, are you fucking with me?
  
• 59 -- Joe's Records, STL: Don't call back.
  
• 60 -- Joe's Records, STL: I can't do this over the phone.
  
• 61 -- LPC: Well, take my credit card and I'll just place a special order.
  
• 62 -- LPC: How about that?
  
• 63 -- LPC: Special order, credit card, Mickey Mars.
  
• 64 -- Joe's Records, STL: Yeah, I'll do that, but I can't do it right now.
  
• 65 -- Joe's Records, STL: All right.
  
• 66 -- Joe's Records, STL: I offered you every Mötley Crüe record and every shirt and you didn't say you wanted anything specific.
  
• 67 -- LPC: So I want to hands down.
  
• 68 -- LPC: I want everything.
  
• 69 -- LPC: you got, bulk.
  
• 70 -- LPC: I asked for both payment.
  
• 71 -- Joe's Records, STL: Do you live in St.
  
• 72 -- Joe's Records, STL: Louis?
  
• 73 -- LPC: Yes, I do, sir.
  
• 74 -- Joe's Records, STL: Okay, those Mötley Crüe albums are all thirty-two dollars a piece.
  
• 75 -- Joe's Records, STL: You want me to pick all five of them for you and run it through a credit card?
  
• 76 -- LPC: You want to get nimble?
  
• 77 -- LPC: Because I'm looking real seriously at coming down to pummel you.
  
• 78 -- Joe's Records, STL: Don't pummel me, dude.
  
• 79 -- Joe's Records, STL: I can't wait on people over the phone like this, man.
  
• 80 -- Joe's Records, STL: I got people in front of me to wait on.
  
• 81 -- LPC: Well, I got Mötley Crüe records to buy here, and I thought you sold records up here.
  
• 82 -- Joe's Records, STL: We do, but I told you once I had customers in front of me, you're not, you're not respecting me at all.
  
• 83 -- LPC: Cause I came down there and I was looking and looking and looking and looking and I couldn't see anything that you're talking about.
  
• 84 -- Joe's Records, STL: We have every Mötley Crüe record in stock.
  
• 85 -- LPC: You got Naughty Igor.
  
• 86 -- Joe's Records, STL: I got the Mötley Crüe box set.
  
• 87 -- Joe's Records, STL: Don't call back bro.