Best Before '24 (2024)

Best Before '24

Track 4: Comp-Troller

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  • 1 -- Anne Thomas: This is Anne.
  • 2 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 3 -- LPC: Hi, Anne Thomas?
  • 4 -- Anne Thomas: Yes.
  • 5 -- LPC: Yes.
  • 6 -- LPC: Hi.
  • 7 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 8 -- LPC: This is Bert Mountain.
  • 9 -- LPC: I'm calling from the city comptroller's office.
  • 10 -- LPC: How are you today?
  • 11 -- Anne Thomas: I'm good.
  • 12 -- LPC: Okay.
  • 13 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 14 -- LPC: Say we just got sort of a situation over here and I thought I'd give you a call.
  • 15 -- LPC: Uh, sort of, yeah, we've got sort of a irate gentleman here who's just causing a sort of a ruckus and sort of a disturbance here.
  • 16 -- LPC: Apparently you won't return his calls and he's, he's under the impression that you work here or something like that.
  • 17 -- LPC: And I explained that you don't work in our office.
  • 18 -- LPC: here in Shasta, but his name is Joe.
  • 19 -- LPC: That's about all I've been able to get out of him.
  • 20 -- LPC: So does this ring a bell to you, or anything like that?
  • 21 -- Anne Thomas: No, there's nobody we're not returning calls for.
  • 22 -- LPC: His name's Joe, and he's causing kind of a scene up here, and he says he needs to talk to you.
  • 23 -- Anne Thomas: Do you want to put him on the phone?
  • 24 -- Anne Thomas: Is he in your office?
  • 25 -- LPC: Yeah, hold on one second.
  • 26 -- Sour Joe: Hello?
  • 27 -- Anne Thomas: Hello?
  • 28 -- Anne Thomas: Hello?
  • 29 -- Sour Joe: Yes.
  • 30 -- Anne Thomas: Yes.
  • 31 -- Anne Thomas: Hello?
  • 32 -- Sour Joe: Yes.
  • 33 -- Sour Joe: Who's calling me?
  • 34 -- Anne Thomas: My name is Anne Thomas.
  • 35 -- Anne Thomas: You're calling me?
  • 36 -- Sour Joe: I never called you.
  • 37 -- Sour Joe: Why are you calling me?
  • 38 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
  • 39 -- Anne Thomas: My name is Anne Thomas.
  • 40 -- Sour Joe: And what?
  • 41 -- Sour Joe: Why are you calling me back?
  • 42 -- Anne Thomas: Uh, They told me you wanted to talk to me.
  • 43 -- Anne Thomas: Can you put the other gentleman on the phone?
  • 44 -- Anne Thomas: Thank you.
  • 45 -- Sour Joe: What gentleman?
  • 46 -- Sour Joe: What are you talking about?
  • 47 -- Sour Joe: I don't know.
  • 48 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
  • 49 -- Sour Joe: I don't know who you are.
  • 50 -- Police Receptionist: Station.
  • 51 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
  • 52 -- Police Receptionist: This is the police station.
  • 53 -- Sour Joe: Who?
  • 54 -- Police Receptionist: The police station.
  • 55 -- Sour Joe: You're a motherfucking whore.
  • 56 -- Sour Joe: You're a fucking prostitute.
  • 57 -- Sour Joe: Criminal.
  • 58 -- LPC: Piece of shit!
  • 59 -- Sour Joe: Drop dead!
  • 60 -- Sour Joe: Fuck you!
  • 61 -- Sour Joe: You piece of shit!
  • 62 -- Sour Joe: You're a cancer to America!
  • 63 -- Sour Joe: You piece of shit!
  • 64 -- LPC: Oh, yeah, Anne?
  • 65 -- Anne Thomas: Um... Can you please explain to me why there's someone on the phone yelling like... I don't understand what the hell's happening.
  • 66 -- LPC: Yeah, this fellow here at our office, like I say, is a little upset with you wouldn't return his calls and he's causing sort of a scene over here.
  • 67 -- Anne Thomas: But he's clearly not called me.
  • 68 -- Anne Thomas: That guy is crazy.
  • 69 -- LPC: Oh yeah, I beg your pardon.
  • 70 -- LPC: Yeah, he, he, uh, he broke a toilet here and he broke a window over here.
  • 71 -- LPC: So got kind of situational.
  • 72 -- Anne Thomas: He doesn't know who I am.
  • 73 -- Anne Thomas: I don't know who he is.
  • 74 -- LPC: Yeah.
  • 75 -- LPC: He's jumping all around saying that Ann wouldn't return his call and everything like that.
  • 76 -- LPC: So it's kind of a scene over here.
  • 77 -- Anne Thomas: Well, please tell everyone he doesn't recognize.
  • 78 -- Anne Thomas: I just told him I was in Thomas.
  • 79 -- Anne Thomas: He doesn't know who I am.
  • 80 -- LPC: Well, yeah, he was demanding to talk to you and things like that.
  • 81 -- LPC: I, I'm not sure.
  • 82 -- Anne Thomas: I just talked to him.
  • 83 -- Anne Thomas: He doesn't know who I am.
  • 84 -- LPC: Oh, what did he say?
  • 85 -- Anne Thomas: I don't know who he is.
  • 86 -- Anne Thomas: He does.
  • 87 -- Anne Thomas: I, he asked me five times who I was and I said, I'm Anne Thomas and he doesn't.
  • 88 -- Anne Thomas: And then he swore at me and said, he doesn't know who I am.
  • 89 -- Anne Thomas: So I don't know where he got my name.
  • 90 -- Sour Joe: Hello?
  • 91 -- Sour Joe: Hello?
  • 92 -- Anne Thomas: Yes.
  • 93 -- Sour Joe: Why are you calling me?
  • 94 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
  • 95 -- Sour Joe: Who are you?
  • 96 -- Sour Joe: Why are you calling me?
  • 97 -- Sour Joe: I asked you.
  • 98 -- Sour Joe: You're a criminal.
  • 99 -- Sour Joe: You're a piece of shit.
  • 100 -- Sour Joe: You're a whore.
  • 101 -- Sour Joe: You're a prostitute.
  • 102 -- Sour Joe: Fuck you, chicken shit.
  • 103 -- Sour Joe: You're a chicken shit prostitute.