Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)

Longmont Potion Castle 5

Track 8: Election Blues

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: Who's this?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm Dawson Yassin, and I'm trying to gather some information about the election.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, you call here twice in the last minute following.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_00: You better stop.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, I don't think...
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: Who I vote for, or my wife is none of your damn business.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: I got to call, wait, and I ask you to call.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to report you.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: Now, stop calling.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you want to go vote together?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: No.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Now, stop calling.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was just calling to ask who you voted for.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_03: Um, I don't really think that's any of your business.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll give you $450.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I bet you will.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you will.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_03: And let me tell you one other thing.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_03: You call back here and you'll be paying somebody else $450 like a lawyer.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: You should vote for me.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_03: How nice evening.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_03: You should vote.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_03: You should vote.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: I need you to tell me who you voted for if you, or if you even know,
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: or if you even vote for.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: voted.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Excuse me?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: Who'd you vote for, Pah?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: Who'd I vote for, Powell?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: Who'd I vote for, Powell?
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: I voted for Mao Soudoon.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: Who?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Mao Zedong.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_00: And Bin Laden.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: Benny.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_00: Actually, Benny's a friend of mine and we've known each other since we're in politics together.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm an registered independent.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: I am a Marxist, socialist, Leninist, communist, Christian.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_00: Let's see, what else?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: America, Socialist Workers' Party, union member, Republican.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna whoop you in ya.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: Come election day, how's that sound?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: You need another drink.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to get back into that stew you've been in.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't usually give you people this much time, but this is rather enjoyable.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: Now, where'd you get this number?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to hoop you in there.
  • 55 -- None: Ha ha.
  • 56 -- None: Ha ha.
  • 57 -- None: Go back to your store.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: Go back to your stew.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was just wondering who you voted for.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_03: I think I asked you not to call here.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_03: I think I asked you not to call here twice.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_03: And I'm not, and I won't ask again.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: I was calling to find out who you were going to vote for.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: What is none of your business.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't call again.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: You called this eight times.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: We're sick of it.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't even call you before.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes, you have.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't call again.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was just calling to ask who you voted for.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: Who are you voting for?
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, that's fine.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: the nature of the call.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, what the hell is the nature of the call?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_02: It's none of your business.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll give you $450 for the information.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_02: You tell me who I should vote for and I'm going with the opposite.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_02: Who should I vote for?
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_02: Who should I vote for?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: Have I got your solemn word, ma'am, ma'am?
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_02: You ain't got nothing.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I need to know who you plan on voting for.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, that's too damn bad.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you voting for?
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_02: What do you want to know?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: I need to know.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: I need to know.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_02: Who? Why?
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_00: I give you money.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_02: You don't give me nothing.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you voting for?
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: It's none of your business.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: Who is this?
  • 96 -- None: Dick.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_00: Just calling to gather who he voted for?
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't think it's any of your business.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you affiliated with?
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: I ain't working at no lumber yard.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sir. I'm Fagan.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't give a shit who you are.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_00: It's none of your business who I voted for.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, I'm Ollie, and I was calling to ask who you voted for?
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_03: Nobody?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_00: Can I ask why, please, ma'am?
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_03: Because I don't give a fuck.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, I'm Ollie calling.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_00: And...
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_03: Here.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm calling to ask...
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_00: who you're voted for.
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_03: How do you not care?
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm in the neighborhood coalition.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_03: You're just a fucking annoying dude.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Dick calling, and is this calling to ask who you're voting for?
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's private.
  • 123 -- SPEAKER_00: And you just called this number, I think.
  • 124 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you have a phone number?
  • 125 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 126 -- SPEAKER_00: Could you tell it to me?
  • 127 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm the one calling you.
  • 128 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm asking you.
  • 129 -- SPEAKER_00: If you want to ask me a personal question, I think I should be able to ask you one.
  • 130 -- SPEAKER_00: to ask you one, and I think that thing you just said was obnoxious.
  • 131 -- SPEAKER_00: But since I got caller ID, all right, I might not need you to answer the question for me.
  • 132 -- SPEAKER_00: I think that was kind of an obnoxious response.
  • 133 -- SPEAKER_00: What?
  • 134 -- SPEAKER_00: What you just said.
  • 135 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, which was what?
  • 136 -- SPEAKER_00: And I don't think you need to be calling this number.
  • 137 -- SPEAKER_00: And if you call this number again,
  • 138 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to press charges against you.
  • 139 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you understand?
  • 140 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll give you $450 for the information.
  • 141 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you all pay me?
  • 142 -- SPEAKER_00: to tell you who I will vote for.
  • 143 -- SPEAKER_00: That's illegal.
  • 144 -- SPEAKER_00: No?
  • 145 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 146 -- None: Hello?
  • 147 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is a date calling?
  • 148 -- SPEAKER_00: Why are you calling here?
  • 149 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you need a doctor?
  • 150 -- SPEAKER_00: I just want to know who you're moving.
  • 151 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm asking you.
  • 152 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you seeing a psychiatrist because you really should be calling them and not me?
  • 153 -- SPEAKER_00: What is your deal here tonight?
  • 154 -- SPEAKER_00: Sir, you've called me three times, and I've asked you not to call.
  • 155 -- SPEAKER_00: What is your deal?
  • 156 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I've asked you not...
  • 157 -- SPEAKER_00: respect an individual?
  • 158 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you know my name?
  • 159 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you know my name?
  • 160 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to talk to your doctor.
  • 161 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you understand me?
  • 162 -- SPEAKER_00: About what?
  • 163 -- SPEAKER_00: To be calling people three times in a row.
  • 164 -- SPEAKER_00: If they don't want to talk to you, they don't want to talk to you.
  • 165 -- SPEAKER_00: Why do you keep calling them?
  • 166 -- SPEAKER_00: I want to know who you're voting for.
  • 167 -- SPEAKER_00: That's harassment.
  • 168 -- SPEAKER_00: That's none of your business.
  • 169 -- SPEAKER_00: You're harassing me, pal.
  • 170 -- SPEAKER_00: Excuse me, sir?
  • 171 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to talk to your doctor.
  • 172 -- SPEAKER_00: I think that tone.
  • 173 -- SPEAKER_00: It's harassment.
  • 174 -- SPEAKER_00: Sir, if you call here again, I'm going to press charges against you.
  • 175 -- SPEAKER_00: There's something very seriously wrong with you and you need to see your doctor.
  • 176 -- SPEAKER_00: You know, I got too much at stake writing on this here.
  • 177 -- SPEAKER_00: You do.
  • 178 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you an alcoholic, too, sir?
  • 179 -- SPEAKER_00: A person's vote is their private business.
  • 180 -- SPEAKER_00: You have called this number. This is your third time.
  • 181 -- SPEAKER_00: You've been asked not to call.
  • 182 -- SPEAKER_00: And I don't understand.
  • 183 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't understand what your mind is thinking.
  • 184 -- SPEAKER_00: And I have no idea and I really don't care.
  • 185 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to pay you to tell me who you're voting for.
  • 186 -- SPEAKER_00: You're not going to pay me?
  • 187 -- SPEAKER_00: No.
  • 188 -- SPEAKER_00: It's that simple.
  • 189 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll pay you a visit.
  • 190 -- SPEAKER_00: Whoope and you ain't.
  • 191 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm getting on the other phone and call...
  • 192 -- SPEAKER_00: Mom, I need the cell phone because I want to call the police.
  • 193 -- None: Okay.
  • 194 -- SPEAKER_00: What's happening now?
  • 195 -- SPEAKER_00: What you just heard, sir?
  • 196 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm calling the police.
  • 197 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm having them trace this call.
  • 198 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I need to know my cell phone and having the police trace this call.
  • 199 -- SPEAKER_00: Good, you're committing the crime, buddy.
  • 200 -- SPEAKER_00: Yep, sure I am.
  • 201 -- SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to kick you.