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Longmont Potion Castle 15 (2018)

Track 3: Hedgehog

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1 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello, Mullen Books.
2 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I just, I have one copy new in paperback.
3 -- SPEAKER_12: It's a $15 paperback.
4 -- SPEAKER_12: But that's all that.
5 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
6 -- SPEAKER_04: All about hedge funds, it's called?
7 -- SPEAKER_12: Excuse me?
8 -- SPEAKER_12: No, maybe I'm still misunderstanding.
9 -- SPEAKER_12: So the book I have is the elegance of the hedgehog.
10 -- SPEAKER_12: Now, did you say hedge fund?
11 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
12 -- SPEAKER_12: Oh, well, then we're talking about something totally different.
13 -- SPEAKER_12: It's not a book I have.
14 -- SPEAKER_12: I don't have anything about hedge fund.
15 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
16 -- SPEAKER_12: Okay, we were just speaking a minute ago, I think, and then a woman got on the line, and then I got confused.
17 -- SPEAKER_12: I thought she was saying she was looking for a book with hedge fund in the title.
18 -- SPEAKER_12: I don't think there's a book by that title.
19 -- SPEAKER_15: Well, wait a minute.
20 -- SPEAKER_15: Who are you?
21 -- SPEAKER_12: I'm sorry, you called Bird and Beckett Books.
22 -- SPEAKER_15: No, I didn't call.
23 -- SPEAKER_12: Well, somebody's on the phone with me, so it was you that's just called before.
24 -- SPEAKER_15: You called me, sir.
25 -- SPEAKER_15: I didn't call you.
26 -- SPEAKER_12: No, I just picked up the phone when it rang, so there's some confusion.
27 -- SPEAKER_07: I'm guessing.
28 -- SPEAKER_07: You're not the person that was looking for the Hedgehog books?
29 -- SPEAKER_05: No, I'm sorry.
30 -- SPEAKER_07: Mm-hmm.
31 -- SPEAKER_05: All righty.
32 -- SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
33 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you want to give me a call back when you have more info?
34 -- SPEAKER_05: Who is this?
35 -- SPEAKER_05: I was looking for a book against the Hedgehog.
36 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, that's very strange.
37 -- SPEAKER_05: Somebody was just asking me for a book about Leapfrog.
38 -- SPEAKER_05: That is extremely strange.
39 -- SPEAKER_05: What just happened?
40 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know what happened.
41 -- SPEAKER_05: Those guys call me that they said, no, you're on the phone.
42 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah, well, he was like, there's a book that's called How to Play Leapfrog, and it's big, and it's yellow, and it's in the back of your store.
43 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm like, no, it's not.
44 -- SPEAKER_06: Yeah, this guy, this guy called me and said, he's looking for something Hedgehog.
45 -- SPEAKER_05: That's so weird.
46 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, well, maybe if that guy gives you a call back, you can sell him that book, because he was not happy with me.
47 -- SPEAKER_19: Oh, no, yeah.
48 -- SPEAKER_19: Leap Frog. I don't know, then he's asking for a leapfrog book.
49 -- SPEAKER_10: Really?
50 -- SPEAKER_10: Hedgehog, can you tell me what it's about?
51 -- SPEAKER_11: The eggnog book?
52 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello, eggnog?
53 -- SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I just had somebody ask me for an eggnog book.
54 -- SPEAKER_10: No, I don't have an eggnog.
55 -- SPEAKER_10: I thought he'd ask for Hedgehog.
56 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay, did you call previously asking about the Hedgehog?
57 -- SPEAKER_11: No, this is Faulkner House books.
58 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay.
59 -- SPEAKER_11: God, these phones are getting crossed somehow.
60 -- SPEAKER_11: That's really bizarre.
61 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, okay, yeah.
62 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, and so sounds like a train is coming through my phone.
63 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
64 -- SPEAKER_04: There's another one, How to Hug a Hedgehog.
65 -- SPEAKER_04: That is lesbian fiction.
66 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay.
67 -- SPEAKER_19: Our lines are getting crossed.
68 -- SPEAKER_19: Is this Garden District Bookshop?
69 -- SPEAKER_19: Hello?
70 -- SPEAKER_19: No.
71 -- SPEAKER_19: This, hello?
72 -- SPEAKER_19: Yeah, no, this is Octavia Books, and someone called,
73 -- SPEAKER_19: and then all of a sudden I started hearing you mentioning the Hedgehog.
74 -- SPEAKER_19: and this is the second time
75 -- SPEAKER_19: this has happened with our lines
76 -- SPEAKER_19: being crossed with somebody.
77 -- SPEAKER_19: Which books store am I speaking with right now?
78 -- SPEAKER_04: So bizarre.
79 -- SPEAKER_04: Bookwoman.
80 -- SPEAKER_19: Oh, where are you all located?
81 -- SPEAKER_04: We are at North Lamar.
82 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay, weird.
83 -- SPEAKER_19: I'm not to let our owner know.
84 -- SPEAKER_19: Oh, North Labar.
85 -- SPEAKER_19: It sounds like I hear the train out there.
86 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay, I'm going to have to let our owner know about that
87 -- SPEAKER_19: because the second time this has happened.
88 -- SPEAKER_19: And so what's the name of your store again?
89 -- SPEAKER_04: The name?
90 -- SPEAKER_04: Bookwoman.
91 -- SPEAKER_19: Bookwoman.
92 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay, on North LaM.
93 -- SPEAKER_19: bar. Okay. Interesting.
94 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, no, yeah, this is Octavia Borks.
95 -- SPEAKER_19: Uptown. Yeah, I'm going to have to let our owner know
96 -- SPEAKER_19: because this is the second time our lines got crossed,
97 -- SPEAKER_19: so I'm going to let him know what's going on.
98 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay, yeah.
99 -- SPEAKER_19: Yeah, I'm going to alert him right now.
100 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay. Okay.
101 -- SPEAKER_14: I'm really sorry I haven't been able to find Hedgehog book.
102 -- SPEAKER_08: Who are you talking?
103 -- SPEAKER_08: Wait, hello?
104 -- SPEAKER_14: Yes.
105 -- SPEAKER_14: I was looking for your friend who was,
106 -- SPEAKER_14: yes, your friend was looking for
107 -- SPEAKER_14: other copies that we might have of a book
108 -- SPEAKER_14: that you bought here.
109 -- SPEAKER_14: Is that right?
110 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah, but it doesn't sound
111 -- SPEAKER_08: like a familiar title to me?
112 -- SPEAKER_14: He was asking me for the Hedgehog book.
113 -- SPEAKER_08: Okay, this is a mystery bookstore?
114 -- SPEAKER_14: We are not a mystery bookshop.
115 -- SPEAKER_14: The shop I think you're looking for is Aunt Agatha's.
116 -- SPEAKER_08: This is Aunt Agatha's.
117 -- SPEAKER_14: That's your mystery bookshop.
118 -- SPEAKER_08: Yes, we're in the mystery bookstore.
119 -- SPEAKER_14: Right.
120 -- SPEAKER_14: Great to talk to you about your bookshop.
121 -- SPEAKER_14: Good luck today.
122 -- SPEAKER_14: I was just talking to somebody else about a minute ago.
123 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, no, you were talking to.
124 -- SPEAKER_06: Me.
125 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
126 -- SPEAKER_06: Interesting.
127 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
128 -- SPEAKER_06: Were you looking for the book, The Hedgehog?
129 -- SPEAKER_06: I have no idea what you're talking about.
130 -- SPEAKER_06: This is so weird.
131 -- SPEAKER_06: Did you just have a guy asked you?
132 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, this is bizarre.
133 -- SPEAKER_06: It was a man who was just really brusque and annoying.
134 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
135 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello?
136 -- SPEAKER_06: Hi.
137 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello?
138 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
139 -- SPEAKER_01: I looked up the title of the eggnog, and I don't see anything popping up, and I couldn't find anything.
140 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't know.
141 -- SPEAKER_04: We don't have anything called All About Leap Frog.
142 -- SPEAKER_01: Leaf Frog?
143 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't have anything coming up with Leaprook.
144 -- SPEAKER_01: Because he said eggnog.
145 -- SPEAKER_01: Eggnog?
146 -- SPEAKER_20: You called about hedge fund?
147 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't call you.
148 -- SPEAKER_20: Okay.
149 -- SPEAKER_03: I work at a hardware store.
150 -- SPEAKER_03: He called me asking for hedge clippings, and then all of a sudden you came on the line.
151 -- SPEAKER_20: The guy must be crazy.
152 -- SPEAKER_20: He called here asking for a book on hedge funds.
153 -- SPEAKER_20: I don't know what to say.
154 -- SPEAKER_16: Hello?
155 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry, but I don't have a Wart Hog magazine.
156 -- SPEAKER_16: Who are you calling?
157 -- SPEAKER_16: This is Louiebara, the bookstore.
158 -- SPEAKER_16: You guys keep calling here.
159 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
160 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
161 -- SPEAKER_01: I just answer the call.
162 -- SPEAKER_01: I got a phone call.
163 -- SPEAKER_01: I was a pickup of the phone.
164 -- SPEAKER_16: Yeah, somebody keeps calling, and they keep calling.
165 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
166 -- SPEAKER_16: I don't have a book called the Eggnock Book.
167 -- SPEAKER_16: I'm telling you.
168 -- SPEAKER_18: I got a all about the hedgehog title.
169 -- SPEAKER_00: That's the book you're looking for?
170 -- SPEAKER_18: That's what he's looking for.
171 -- SPEAKER_00: So he is looking for the hedgehog?
172 -- SPEAKER_18: I don't know if he's.
173 -- SPEAKER_18: is or not. Are you there?
174 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm here. Yeah, he said he was looking for
175 -- SPEAKER_00: all about eggnog, I thought, is what
176 -- SPEAKER_00: he told me.
177 -- SPEAKER_18: Are you kidding?
178 -- SPEAKER_18: Oh, that's beautiful.
179 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you have any more clue
180 -- SPEAKER_18: than I do? He told me that he
181 -- SPEAKER_18: was waiting for a bus.
182 -- SPEAKER_18: He had no more change,
183 -- SPEAKER_18: and he was phoning from a
184 -- SPEAKER_18: pay phone. So that's all you're here.
185 -- SPEAKER_18: And I can only hope that
186 -- SPEAKER_18: your bookstore is in
187 -- SPEAKER_18: the Antipides. Are you in
188 -- SPEAKER_18: like New Zealand or something?
189 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm in Texas.
190 -- SPEAKER_18: Okay, well, so am I.
191 -- SPEAKER_18: In Houston.
192 -- SPEAKER_06: All right, well,
193 -- SPEAKER_06: someone had called me and asked me
194 -- SPEAKER_06: if we had the book, I am the Wirthog.
195 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay, this person asked if I am the Leak Frog.
196 -- SPEAKER_06: This is getting weird.
197 -- SPEAKER_06: I did.
198 -- SPEAKER_09: Okay, and you said
199 -- SPEAKER_09: it was about eggnog, right?
200 -- SPEAKER_17: I've been hearing it's about a
201 -- SPEAKER_17: Yule log?
202 -- SPEAKER_09: I'm sorry, what?
203 -- SPEAKER_17: Is it about a Yule
204 -- SPEAKER_17: log or eggnog?
205 -- SPEAKER_09: Are you talking to me, or are you talking to your friend?
206 -- SPEAKER_17: To you.
207 -- SPEAKER_09: And you think it might be a
208 -- SPEAKER_09: Yule log, not an eggnog.
209 -- SPEAKER_17: I'm not
210 -- SPEAKER_17: certain. I hear
211 -- SPEAKER_17: eggnog from you. I'm not
212 -- SPEAKER_17: certain what it really is.
213 -- SPEAKER_17: This is the
214 -- SPEAKER_17: strangest interference.
215 -- SPEAKER_13: This is, isn't it?
216 -- SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
217 -- SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
218 -- SPEAKER_17: Oh, goodness me.
219 -- SPEAKER_13: Okay, I am back.
220 -- SPEAKER_13: I'm back in the back.
221 -- SPEAKER_13: Now, where did you think we had him?
222 -- SPEAKER_13: In the fantasy?
223 -- SPEAKER_13: Oh, you're talking to a different person.
224 -- SPEAKER_13: I don't understand what's going on.
225 -- SPEAKER_13: Who are you?
226 -- SPEAKER_13: Are you at a pay phone?
227 -- SPEAKER_13: No, this is a different bookstore.
228 -- SPEAKER_13: Well, I don't want the book.
229 -- SPEAKER_13: You're confused.
230 -- SPEAKER_05: I understand.
231 -- SPEAKER_13: I understand.
232 -- SPEAKER_13: Yeah, he says it's a yellow book, and he thinks it's welcome to the warthogs.
233 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you hearing the chirping
234 -- SPEAKER_02: and the line like I am?
235 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I am.
236 -- SPEAKER_02: It sounds like we're in some bird
237 -- SPEAKER_02: museum.
238 -- SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's ridiculous.
239 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
240 -- SPEAKER_02: That's really weird.
241 -- SPEAKER_02: So I'm totally perplexed
242 -- SPEAKER_02: here on this one.
243 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to have to just let it go.