Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Longmont Potion Castle 8

Track 22: Hollywood Tans

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Thank you for calling Hollywood Tans.
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Stephanie.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: How may I help you?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Nuno.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi.
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi, and I was in there tanning and toning and everything earlier.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_01: How common is it to use a broom when you're tanning?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: A broom?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that struck me as just being way out there.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: You don't use a broom when you're tanning.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_01: You don't.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: See, that's what I thought.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: So what's going on around here?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: A guy, my dermatologist said that I had a ring up and that you'd pay for my skin care.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: Wait, what?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_01: He said that you'd pay for it.
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: He said that I would pay for it?
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: My dermatologist.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: A dermatologist said that Hollywood Tans would pay for your skin care?
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: If you're going to lure me in there and take a broom to my ass, then I'm going to see a skin doctor.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: You bet you.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: Nobody here.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: would give you a broom to tan with.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_01: I thought it was weird.
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_01: No, no.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your last name?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_01: Gloop.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: Sorry, what was that?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't be sorry, but listen.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to look up your account.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_01: I figure I need quadruple my charge back, and then we'll call it good, okay?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your last name so I could figure out what happened?
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, I'll tell you what happened.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: No, what's your last name, though, so I can see your account. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_01: I got all worked over and everything was weird.
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Gloop is my last name.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: How do you spell it?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: What's a G.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: Just like...
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: Stell the whole name for me.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: N-U-N-O.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: No, your last name.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: G-L-O-P. O-P.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: O-P as in Peter?
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: O-P as in O-P-C-C-C-N-H-N-Hunningham.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: As in what?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: As in Ron.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: Howard?
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: As in Ron Howard?
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: I have to spell your last name.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: You know darn well who he is.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: I know who Ron Howard is, but that doesn't help me spell your last name.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: It's N-U-N-O.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: Your last name is N-U-N-O.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_01: That's my first name.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: What's your last name?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: You guys are working me around here.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_00: No, I'm trying to figure out your last name so I can pull up your account and see what's going on.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: I can't even pull up my socks here.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: It's in some in some.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: much pain.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: How do you spell your last name?
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: Gloop, just like it sounds.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: I, but I, G-L-O-O-P.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_00: O-P, as in Peter.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_01: O-P as an O-P-T-T-L-Taylor.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: That doesn't help me.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't know who O-P-Taylor is, but G-L-O-O-O-P, right?
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: From Mayberry.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't, I still have no idea what you're talking about.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know what on earth I'm supposed to do.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: My skin...
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: Um, you're not in.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_00: inner system at all. So I don't think you've ever been here.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_01: It feels like nylon. I can't get it out of my system.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_00: You're what?
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: I can't get this feeling out of my system. I've had it all day since I was over there.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: What feeling?
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_01: I feel like I've got a seatbelt on all the time.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: My lot does that have anything to do with tanning?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_01: I have to see the emperor in ten minutes.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you...
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: Of China.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you seriously have a problem?
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_01: You were working me around, girl, and your whole company is.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: I looked at the account, you're not in the system, and I don't understand what happens.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm Nuno and you're jerking me around.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not jerking you around.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to get what happens. What happened?
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_01: What happened?
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: I was never given a bucket when I set foot in there.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_00: A bucket?
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_00: You don't need a bucket when you can't.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_00: You can't.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: Up in Nantucket, you might.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, I can't handle this.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_00: If you really have a problem, please call that.