Longmont Potion Castle 6 (2008)

Longmont Potion Castle 6

Track 16: Holmes Featuring Tesla

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: What is this?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm calling from Great Expectations.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: The world's largest singles resource and we're doing a confidential survey as singles in your area.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: It's quick, fun, and easy.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you single?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_01: Single.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you unmarried?
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: I am an individual.
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a single person.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: You're single person?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not Siamese or any of that crazy stuff, so.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you currently in a meaningful relationship with someone?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: There's no meaning to it.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: What would your dating goals be, sir?
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: Would it be to date a lot or to develop a relationship or more for marriage?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: All of the above.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: But if you had to pick...
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_01: Polygamy.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: Thank you, sir.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I don't know.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm interested in all the above.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: I can't answer that.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: Is this a survey?
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, well then go on.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: And what kind of work do you do?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm a referee, National Football League.
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: And where do you work that?
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_01: Across the entire nation.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: And is there anything that you dislike about being single?
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_01: Hmm. Unmarried?
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: Have you ever wondered where quality singles go to meet one another?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_01: You know, I have.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: Would you be interested in meeting and dating?
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: dating, interesting singles like yourself?
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't want it to be anything like me.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_01: That's what I don't want.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_01: Do you understand?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: And how old are you?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: 27.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: And what is your first name?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: My first name?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: Holmes.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: H-O-L-M-E-S?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: Correct.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: That's interesting, it's usually a last name.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: I know.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: My name is usually a last name.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm named after Nikolai Tesla.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_01: Tesla?
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_01: Very interesting.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_00: You sound like a lot of the singles that I speak with since I've been doing my job.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: And we do have a fine, safe, and easy way to meet single women in your area.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_00: And the company's been in business for over 24 years.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_00: And we have thousands of members here in the metro area, and after speaking with,
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: and after speaking with you, I think you would be a great member.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: So what I would like to do is...
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: I appreciate that.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: I'd like to have one of the membership representatives call you back to explain...
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll tell you what, why don't you just send them over?
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I have a little pasta, some wine.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work that way.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: What, you want some pasta or what?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: What they do is they call you and explain how it works.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_00: When would be the best time to call you?
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: How did you get my number? I'm just curious.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a computer.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: Did Claire give you my number?
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm going to give her a holler right after this.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: Tesla, are you with me?
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, so what would be a good time to catch up with you?
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_01: Sunday night, about 10 p.m.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_01: And if you got anybody in mind, just send them over, you know.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_00: It doesn't work like that, sir.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_01: What, do you want money or what?
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_00: Bye-bye.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: Bye-bye.