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Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)

Track 4: LPC 11 Medley 1

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1 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello, this is Nick.
2 -- SPEAKER_04: My name's Trinidad. I'm with UPS.
3 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
4 -- SPEAKER_04: I've been trying to do a delivery here since Friday, and no one's picked up or answered the doorbell.
5 -- SPEAKER_03: Your name is Trinidad.
6 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes.
7 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm here.
8 -- SPEAKER_04: This is on dry ice, and it's COD $88.28.28 here today.
9 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think you might have the wrong address.
10 -- SPEAKER_04: This is Harry?
11 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, my name is Nick Harrington.
12 -- SPEAKER_04: There you go.
13 -- SPEAKER_03: You have something that's on ice?
14 -- SPEAKER_04: It's Tasmanian syrup on dry ice.
15 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know anything about that.
16 -- SPEAKER_04: I hear that all the time.
17 -- SPEAKER_04: So turn your stereo down and I'll turn around and come back.
18 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I mean, when are you going to be here?
19 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to be there when I get done eating lunch.
20 -- SPEAKER_04: And so I need a check prepared or a money order.
21 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no.
22 -- SPEAKER_03: No, this doesn't sound right to me.
23 -- SPEAKER_03: I didn't order any of this.
24 -- SPEAKER_03: I have no idea what you're talking about.
25 -- SPEAKER_04: You're hairy, right?
26 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I'm Nick.
27 -- SPEAKER_03: My last name is Harrington.
28 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, there you go.
29 -- SPEAKER_03: There I go what?
30 -- SPEAKER_03: Look, I've been working here for months now.
31 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
32 -- SPEAKER_04: This is UPS. What appears to be the trouble up here?
33 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello, this is UPS?
34 -- SPEAKER_04: Can you talk to me about this a little bit now?
35 -- SPEAKER_04: Can you talk to me about it?
36 -- SPEAKER_03: What is this background repeating?
37 -- SPEAKER_03: What does that background sound that I'm hearing?
38 -- SPEAKER_03: My background?
39 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a deliveryman.
40 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a professional deliveryman.
41 -- SPEAKER_04: I've been here for about three and a half months,
42 -- SPEAKER_04: and I got a big tub of Tasmanian syrup
43 -- SPEAKER_04: that you ordered that I need payment for.
44 -- SPEAKER_04: I need it today.
45 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I didn't order that.
46 -- SPEAKER_03: So you've got to go in a different correct.
47 -- SPEAKER_04: What's your background?
48 -- SPEAKER_03: What?
49 -- SPEAKER_03: Hey, man, listen, stop calling me.
50 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the syrup thing you're talking about is,
51 -- SPEAKER_03: but I have no interest in having syrup.
52 -- SPEAKER_03: This is Harry.
53 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a supervisor.
54 -- SPEAKER_04: here at UPS.
55 -- SPEAKER_04: You apparently had some trouble with our driver.
56 -- SPEAKER_04: What is your name, sir?
57 -- SPEAKER_04: Harry, I'm a supervisor here at United Parcel Service.
58 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
59 -- SPEAKER_03: If you're a supervisor at UPS,
60 -- SPEAKER_03: can you give me a contact number there
61 -- SPEAKER_03: that I could call to confirm that?
62 -- SPEAKER_03: Who's the manager here?
63 -- SPEAKER_03: You or me?
64 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you fucking kidding me right now?
65 -- SPEAKER_03: I've been out of town for a week.
66 -- SPEAKER_03: I never order any fucking syrup,
67 -- SPEAKER_03: and I don't appreciate you call me
68 -- SPEAKER_03: and tell me I have to have a check ready for you
69 -- SPEAKER_03: for something I didn't fucking order.
70 -- SPEAKER_04: Can I just ask you a question, sir?
71 -- SPEAKER_04: Sure.
72 -- SPEAKER_04: True or false?
73 -- SPEAKER_04: You're full of excuses.
74 -- SPEAKER_04: True or false.
75 -- SPEAKER_03: Because...
76 -- SPEAKER_03: It's so weird.
77 -- SPEAKER_03: Your name is Terry, and you work for UPS?
78 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes, it is.
79 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
80 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
81 -- SPEAKER_03: And what location do you work for?
82 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a veteran.
83 -- SPEAKER_03: I mean, I appreciate you being a veteran,
84 -- SPEAKER_03: but why don't you tell me
85 -- SPEAKER_03: what location you work for?
86 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm out of the Appalachian Division.
87 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm out of the Appalachian.
88 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm out of the Appalachian...
89 -- SPEAKER_04: So why don't you step up to the plate,
90 -- SPEAKER_04: quit horsing around,
91 -- SPEAKER_04: and cut a check to our driver when it comes back.
92 -- SPEAKER_03: Is this really how you call people telling them the shit?
93 -- SPEAKER_03: If you worked for UPS, you wouldn't talk to people like that.
94 -- SPEAKER_03: So this is just bullshit.
95 -- SPEAKER_04: I want you to put your dog away.
96 -- SPEAKER_04: I want you to turn your stereo off, and I want you to sit tight.
97 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck what you want me to do.
98 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't want you to sit inside.
99 -- SPEAKER_03: All right, bro.
100 -- SPEAKER_03: Come on over.
101 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
102 -- SPEAKER_03: Come over and out.
103 -- SPEAKER_03: You want, hello?
104 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Jack Maniaci.
105 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a district manager.
106 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck.
107 -- SPEAKER_03: United Process Service.
108 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck.
109 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck.
110 -- SPEAKER_03: You've called me five.
111 -- SPEAKER_03: times now with a different name every single time.
112 -- SPEAKER_03: If you want to come to my house, try stepping on my property.
113 -- SPEAKER_03: Come to my house.
114 -- SPEAKER_03: This is my first time calling you.
115 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what you're referring to.
116 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck.
117 -- SPEAKER_03: I've had three different names given to me from UPS.
118 -- SPEAKER_03: I think you're full of shit.
119 -- SPEAKER_03: Tell me about some Tasmanian here.
120 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
121 -- SPEAKER_03: And then you're telling me I have to have a check cut for you
122 -- SPEAKER_03: when you come to my house, ask you things you can lunch.
123 -- SPEAKER_03: Come to my house, bro.
124 -- SPEAKER_04: Fucking come to my house.
125 -- SPEAKER_04: My name's Jack Maniaki.
126 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm not a driver.
127 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm a regional man.
128 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't care.
129 -- SPEAKER_04: Do you understand that?
130 -- SPEAKER_04: What is the fucking problem here?
131 -- SPEAKER_04: You've got a search charge.
132 -- SPEAKER_04: You've got a poor attitude.
133 -- SPEAKER_03: I've got a poor attitude, really.
134 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
135 -- SPEAKER_03: Stop calling me.
136 -- SPEAKER_03: Stop calling me.
137 -- SPEAKER_04: Our driver has been out there four times.
138 -- SPEAKER_04: What would you call it?
139 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
140 -- SPEAKER_03: I didn't order this stuff.
141 -- SPEAKER_03: You do your job?
142 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to do mine.
143 -- SPEAKER_03: Your driver's getting paid.
144 -- SPEAKER_03: Who will let the man get paid for driving around?
145 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't give a shit.
146 -- SPEAKER_03: I didn't order this fucking syrup.
147 -- SPEAKER_03: Stop calling me.
148 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't believe you, first of all.
149 -- SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
150 -- SPEAKER_03: matter if you believe me or not.
151 -- SPEAKER_04: I see this kind of thing all the time.
152 -- SPEAKER_04: People change their mind.
153 -- SPEAKER_04: They bounce checks.
154 -- SPEAKER_03: I've been out of town for a week.
155 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't even eat Tasmania syrup.
156 -- SPEAKER_03: I use real Vermont
157 -- SPEAKER_03: maple syrup.
158 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
159 -- SPEAKER_03: Stop calling me.
160 -- SPEAKER_04: Can I just ask you a question?
161 -- SPEAKER_04: Sure.
162 -- SPEAKER_04: True or false?
163 -- SPEAKER_04: You're full of excuses.
164 -- SPEAKER_04: True or false?
165 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh, dude.
166 -- SPEAKER_03: Stop calling me.
167 -- SPEAKER_03: That's it.
168 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to report this for the police, all right?
169 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to send you to Tasmania
170 -- SPEAKER_04: and you could go to the source on this stuff.
171 -- SPEAKER_04: What do you say to that?
172 -- SPEAKER_04: Cool.
173 -- SPEAKER_04: Bring it to my house.
174 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll bring it.
175 -- SPEAKER_04: I'll bring it to your chin bone.
176 -- SPEAKER_04: What do you think of that?
177 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm going to send you to Tasmania.
178 -- SPEAKER_03: He said he's going to bring it to my chinbone.
179 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
180 -- SPEAKER_04: I think you're bananas, fella.
181 -- SPEAKER_04: I really do.
182 -- SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
183 -- SPEAKER_03: You can take a bananas all you want.
184 -- SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't really care if you want to come to my house and bring this fucking weird
185 -- SPEAKER_03: Tasmanian syrup here.
186 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
187 -- SPEAKER_03: Come to my house, bro.
188 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, it's about time to start caring because we're trying to do our job here.
189 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm here.
190 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know why you're still talking to me.
191 -- SPEAKER_03: telling you I'm here right now.
192 -- SPEAKER_01: If you want to go to my house, I'll deny the package.
193 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to whoop you in there.
194 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to whoop you in there.
195 -- SPEAKER_03: You're going to woo me, huh?
196 -- SPEAKER_03: All right.
197 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, if you have a package to deliver here, I'll just deny it.
198 -- SPEAKER_03: And that person delivering can continue to get paid.
199 -- SPEAKER_04: There's nothing to deny.
200 -- SPEAKER_04: You made the order and a discussion.
201 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, so bring it to my house then if I did.
202 -- SPEAKER_03: Go ahead.
203 -- SPEAKER_03: Bring it.
204 -- SPEAKER_03: Fine.
205 -- SPEAKER_03: Who's full of excuses?
206 -- SPEAKER_03: You or me?
207 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, my gosh, dude.
208 -- SPEAKER_03: This is a waste of my time.
209 -- SPEAKER_03: I have to go about my day.
210 -- SPEAKER_04: You're wasting our time.
211 -- SPEAKER_04: with these falsified orders that you're placing in Tasmania or wherever else you go.
212 -- SPEAKER_03: I just coming into town last night from being away for a week.
213 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
214 -- SPEAKER_04: I hear that every day.
215 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, I was here.
216 -- SPEAKER_04: I was there.
217 -- SPEAKER_04: I was everywhere else.
218 -- SPEAKER_04: But where you're supposed to be is answering the doorbell.
219 -- SPEAKER_04: You feel me?
220 -- SPEAKER_03: I was here.
221 -- SPEAKER_03: I was there.
222 -- SPEAKER_03: I was going to get around.
223 -- SPEAKER_03: No, I don't feel you, bro.
224 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
225 -- SPEAKER_03: You just found like an ignorant, ignorant ass right now.
226 -- SPEAKER_03: Is that a matter of about it?
227 -- SPEAKER_03: It says he works for the United Postal Service.
228 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's ignorant?
229 -- SPEAKER_04: It's United Parcel Service, not Postal Service.
230 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, sure.
231 -- SPEAKER_03: parcel service.
232 -- SPEAKER_03: Don't give a fuck.
233 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the fuck you want for me, but I have nothing to say to you.
234 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to pay you.
235 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know you.
236 -- SPEAKER_03: I didn't order this product.
237 -- SPEAKER_04: Who's ignorant?
238 -- SPEAKER_04: Me or you?
239 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, my gosh.
240 -- SPEAKER_04: You can't even remember three words.
241 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
242 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Ricky.
243 -- SPEAKER_04: We've got a neighborhood coalition going.
244 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you doing?
245 -- SPEAKER_04: We're building a robotic arm, and we're trying to raise some funds here.
246 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, does the robotic arm give hand jobs?
247 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, it does about 440 words per minute on the keyboard.
248 -- SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
249 -- SPEAKER_04: It's a good way to start, I figured.
250 -- SPEAKER_04: So can we count on you for a pledge here?
251 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, sure.
252 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
253 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
254 -- SPEAKER_04: Miss, can we please put this together for the robotic arm?
255 -- SPEAKER_04: It types 440 words a minute.
256 -- SPEAKER_04: It's amazing.
257 -- SPEAKER_04: That's him playing.
258 -- SPEAKER_04: It's just an example of what this thing can do.
259 -- SPEAKER_04: He can do anything you want.
260 -- SPEAKER_02: Anything I want.
261 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
262 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
263 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I missed out on the credit card number there, Miss, for the donation.
264 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
265 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm going to donate three boxes of cat shit to your project.
266 -- SPEAKER_04: Could you please be professional, ma'am?
267 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, yes.
268 -- SPEAKER_02: That is very professional.
269 -- SPEAKER_02: because I'll even deliver it to you.
270 -- SPEAKER_04: Are you on board?
271 -- SPEAKER_02: I told you I'm totally on board with your three boxes of catch-it, and I will deliver it to you.
272 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, that's not needed.
273 -- SPEAKER_04: We'll send a representative of a up, and you guys can dance.
274 -- SPEAKER_04: What do you think?
275 -- SPEAKER_02: I think I've got better shit to do.
276 -- SPEAKER_02: Bye.
277 -- SPEAKER_04: I doubt it.
278 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello.
279 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi, Jeremy?
280 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
281 -- SPEAKER_04: Hi, this is Bill Murray.
282 -- SPEAKER_04: How are you?
283 -- SPEAKER_00: Bill.
284 -- SPEAKER_00: It's good to hear your voice.
285 -- SPEAKER_04: voice. Same here. I'm in Chicago. I have a place in California. I got your number from
286 -- SPEAKER_04: Matt Dillon. And I got a charity event coming up, and I wanted to invite you down.
287 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, unfortunately, this isn't, Bill, and I wish it was. Oh, I am. I wish I wasn't sometimes,
288 -- SPEAKER_04: but it's for the society, for prevention of cruelty to animals. I have a giant boxing ring
289 -- SPEAKER_04: that I've built. It's right off Mulholland Drive, and it's me, you, you,
290 -- SPEAKER_04: Chris Elliott, and we just get in there, beat the hell out of each other, and raise some money.
291 -- SPEAKER_01: I think it's a great idea, man.
292 -- SPEAKER_01: You know, why don't you pencil me in for the 12th of Never?
293 -- SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
294 -- SPEAKER_04: We've also got Cindy Lopper and Blythe Danner.
295 -- SPEAKER_04: They're going to get in there and just beat the hell out of each other.
296 -- SPEAKER_04: Raise a few dollars.
297 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's great.
298 -- SPEAKER_00: Hold on a second, and then you're going to give me that minute and 18 seconds, bye.
299 -- SPEAKER_00: Cobraside.
300 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, man.
301 -- SPEAKER_04: You guys got any stencils up there?
302 -- SPEAKER_04: This is your neighbor. We got a band Tweek Deacon, and we're just trying to stencil it out.
303 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't. It's not ringing any bells, to be honest.
304 -- SPEAKER_04: Do you have, like, $10, $15? We get somebody else to make a stencil for us?
305 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not following this conversation at all. I'm sorry.
306 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, Tweek Deakin is our band. We're named after that one. He's all gacked out, but it's okay. It's a cool name, and it's too good not to be stenciled, so...
307 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what to do.
308 -- SPEAKER_04: Do you maybe want to hear us for a second first?
309 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what the call is about, but you're not making any sense to me, and I'm really not interested.
310 -- SPEAKER_04: We're really trying to put a stencil together.
311 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't understand what you're calling us for. We're a music distributor. I don't know what you mean by a stencil. We don't make stencil.
312 -- SPEAKER_04: We're a new band. Let's just come up there and we'll try to see what we can put together. Does that sound good?
313 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm not interested. I'm not following the story. I'm not interested. We're a music distributor. We're not a stencil maker.
314 -- SPEAKER_04: Tweet Deacon. Do you like the name, at least?
315 -- SPEAKER_04: Is this a joke?
316 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm confused.
317 -- SPEAKER_01: Crime, yes. What kind of do for you?
318 -- SPEAKER_04: Yes, sir. This is Detective Flanagan, the San Clemente Police Department.
319 -- SPEAKER_04: What seems to be the trouble here today?
320 -- SPEAKER_01: Let me hit a trace on the number.
321 -- SPEAKER_01: On our number? What number you call on the end on?
322 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm calling from the San Clemente Police Department, sir.
323 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't care. What's the telephone number you calling me on?
324 -- SPEAKER_04: It's a private line, sir, for the police department.
325 -- SPEAKER_01: Look, you can play all the fucking games you want because you're stupid.
326 -- SPEAKER_01: Because I'm a police news reporter and all we do, we got the same thing to Harbor Division.
327 -- SPEAKER_01: Your numbers call in is 213-1170, so stick it.