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Longmont Potion Castle 11 (2014)

Track 7: LPC 11 Medley 2

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1 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I wanted to buy a VCR.
2 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we don't have VCR.
3 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, I want to buy record player.
4 -- SPEAKER_03: We don't have record player.
5 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
6 -- SPEAKER_00: What, do you have just crap or?
7 -- SPEAKER_03: We don't have crap.
8 -- SPEAKER_03: We do have nice things.
9 -- SPEAKER_03: iPod, the laptop.
10 -- SPEAKER_00: This is a crap shop?
11 -- SPEAKER_03: No, it's not a crop shop.
12 -- SPEAKER_03: This is a phone shop.
13 -- SPEAKER_00: You sell a slop?
14 -- SPEAKER_03: No.
15 -- SPEAKER_03: This is a pawn shop.
16 -- SPEAKER_03: It's not a crap shop that you're looking for.
17 -- SPEAKER_03: Slop shop?
18 -- SPEAKER_03: There's a crap shop right there in the Avenue 51.
19 -- SPEAKER_03: It's not a pawn shop.
20 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
21 -- SPEAKER_00: You have crap?
22 -- SPEAKER_03: No crap.
23 -- SPEAKER_03: No grab leg.
24 -- SPEAKER_00: Is this a slop shop?
25 -- SPEAKER_03: It's not a slop shop.
26 -- SPEAKER_03: Good action, Don's.
27 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, Don's Otto?
28 -- None: Yes.
29 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
30 -- SPEAKER_00: My name's Colt.
31 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello, Colt.
32 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to be calling up some taxi cabs and sending them to your garage there.
33 -- None: Taxi cabs?
34 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so the next time you guys see a no soliciting sign,
35 -- SPEAKER_00: maybe you'll stop putting your advertisements on my door every time.
36 -- None: Oh.
37 -- SPEAKER_00: But maybe you'll luck out and one of them will want service because I don't.
38 -- SPEAKER_01: What happened?
39 -- SPEAKER_01: Did somebody put some advertisers on your door?
40 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41 -- SPEAKER_00: So I'll check back with you and find out how many cabs actually showed up and what happened.
42 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay?
43 -- SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, well, yeah, I, you know, I'm not really sure what you did exactly talking about.
44 -- SPEAKER_01: I have to ask my boss.
45 -- SPEAKER_00: You can let him know.
46 -- SPEAKER_00: What's his name, Don?
47 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49 -- SPEAKER_01: That's really nice of you called.
50 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, cool.
51 -- SPEAKER_01: Can you send some donuts and coffee?
52 -- SPEAKER_00: Sh, I doubt it.
53 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on.
54 -- SPEAKER_00: So I'm just going to call cabs, all right?
55 -- SPEAKER_01: That's, I mean, whatever you want to do, dude, it doesn't matter to me.
56 -- SPEAKER_01: I really give your shit less.
57 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, hold on.
59 -- SPEAKER_01: Give it one second.
60 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll give you about 90 minutes, so check it out, man.
61 -- SPEAKER_01: Good afternoon.
62 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, cut out to Don.
63 -- SPEAKER_01: Colt, is that you?
64 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
65 -- SPEAKER_00: Did anybody show up?
66 -- SPEAKER_01: Fucking 15 people.
67 -- SPEAKER_01: show that, bro. Why are you doing that?
68 -- SPEAKER_00: Is Don there?
69 -- SPEAKER_01: He's not here, dude. I'm the one. I'm the foreman. I'm the guy in the front office.
70 -- SPEAKER_01: It really, is it funny, though, Cole? Come on, man. The people, they have businesses around, dude.
71 -- SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
72 -- SPEAKER_01: You should feel bad. It is funny. I mean, I was lacking, too, but you should feel bad for them, dude.
73 -- SPEAKER_01: You know, you're making people run around for no reason.
74 -- SPEAKER_00: Did you get some food?
75 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, we got domino, dude, but we can take it.
76 -- SPEAKER_00: Domino's, but we can't take it.
77 -- SPEAKER_00: Domino's.
78 -- SPEAKER_01: What do you spend it before lunch, bro?
79 -- SPEAKER_01: today?
80 -- SPEAKER_01: No, but honestly, man, it's not a cool call. I mean, you know, you kind of, you know, you're hurting
81 -- SPEAKER_00: other people's business. I sent two limousines down there, too, before five.
82 -- SPEAKER_01: Two limos. Before, Cole, do you work, dude? I don't understand.
83 -- SPEAKER_00: This is work. What do you think this phone just dials itself?
84 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah, it's all right.
85 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure what you want to do, man. I mean, my boss will be here soon. You want to leave me a number?
86 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll have them call you back. Yeah, you have caller ID. You just call me back.
87 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but we called here. Your phone number is just going to voicemail, like you don't want to pick up.
88 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't want to pick up. You're right.
89 -- SPEAKER_01: But you did, then why do you say, call me back? Make your mind, buddy.
90 -- SPEAKER_00: You can leave a message, and don't leave any more flyers.
91 -- SPEAKER_01: What flyers are you talking about?
92 -- SPEAKER_00: Your flyers. They're everywhere. They're in my yard. They're in my driveway.
93 -- SPEAKER_01: How many flyers did you get?
94 -- SPEAKER_00: This week? Yeah.
95 -- SPEAKER_00: Two. And it's only Tuesday.
96 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, you've got two flyers this week.
97 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so now, I'm going to come down and knock you around a little bit. What do you think of that one?
98 -- SPEAKER_01: You're going to knock me out?
99 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
100 -- SPEAKER_01: Please come, Cole. I would love for you.
101 -- SPEAKER_01: you to come find me, man, honestly. You got it.
102 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll be waiting for you. Okay.
103 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll see you. Thank you. Bye.
104 -- SPEAKER_00: Bye.
105 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
106 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, pizza.
107 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
108 -- SPEAKER_00: Pizza.
109 -- SPEAKER_04: Pizza?
110 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, pizza.
111 -- SPEAKER_04: What about pizza?
112 -- SPEAKER_00: I'd like to get some, wouldn't you?
113 -- SPEAKER_04: I would love to pizza.
114 -- SPEAKER_00: Let's get one. What do you? Let's get one cooking. What do you say?
115 -- SPEAKER_00: I'd like a dollar, dollar.
116 -- SPEAKER_00: Make You Hala special?
117 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, you know, somebody you can hook me holler.
118 -- SPEAKER_00: Can you guys hook me up?
119 -- SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
120 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
121 -- SPEAKER_00: Hey, look, it's Tuesday special, right?
122 -- SPEAKER_04: Um, you're having a wrong number.
123 -- SPEAKER_00: I have the wrong number.
124 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
125 -- SPEAKER_00: Dalla, Dala, make you holla.
126 -- SPEAKER_04: We don't do it about that.
127 -- SPEAKER_04: We do the $100, maybe you can get a little job.
128 -- SPEAKER_00: Come on, try it.
129 -- SPEAKER_00: Dalla, make you holla.
130 -- SPEAKER_04: No.
131 -- SPEAKER_00: Tuesday special. One of each kind of thing. What do you say?
132 -- SPEAKER_04: I mean, maybe. The pizza's good, but the, you know, the both jobs are way better.
133 -- SPEAKER_00: You and I can enjoy a little pizza, then you can tend to your other job. Do you think you can handle that?
134 -- SPEAKER_04: Um, well, me personally, I can do both. I think I'm pretty gosh. I like using my mouth and my tongue.
135 -- SPEAKER_00: All right. Tuesday special.
136 -- SPEAKER_00: So how about Diner's Club?
137 -- SPEAKER_00: I guess that's a no on Diner's Club.
138 -- SPEAKER_04: You know.
139 -- SPEAKER_00: Let's buckle down here and work it through.
140 -- SPEAKER_04: I mean, you can do what I can do?
141 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, I always want to do the Tuesday special.
142 -- SPEAKER_04: Are you, are you sure? You can do what I can do?
143 -- SPEAKER_04: I mean, you call here, so what can you do?
144 -- SPEAKER_00: Is that a cat in the background?
145 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
146 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. She's good to go.
147 -- None: Yeah.
148 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. That sound means it's time to go. I'll be stopping in. You're going to see a checkbook. You're going to see plastic. You're going to see a lot when I show up over there. Okay? So thanks for your time and for the Tuesday special Dalla Dalla, Dalla, make you holla. You're welcome.
149 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, bye.
150 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
151 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is Dominic with UPS.
152 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes.
153 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, we came out there yesterday to bring a box to you, but there was so much sound and noise that no one even came to the door.
154 -- SPEAKER_00: So we're going to have to send this box back to the sender. I just wanted to let you know.
155 -- SPEAKER_00: There was so much noise.
156 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, ma'am, there was so much commotion and chaos there that our driver had to leave.
157 -- SPEAKER_00: So we have to send this thing back, and we're going to need you to cover the amount of postage.
158 -- SPEAKER_02: What is it?
159 -- SPEAKER_00: It's from latrina.com.
160 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't think I ordered anything from Latrina.
161 -- SPEAKER_00: And it's $38.88 that we need from you, and we'll send someone by to pick that up and cash or check.
162 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm not accepting it.
163 -- SPEAKER_00: No, we're sending it back, ma'am.
164 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know what it is to begin with, and you could have left it on the front porch.
165 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, not with the chaos we heard last night, ma'am.
166 -- SPEAKER_00: You were making sounds and smoke was going.
167 -- SPEAKER_00: coming out. Things were going wild over there.
168 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about.
169 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm talking about the chaos at your place there.
170 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
171 -- SPEAKER_00: Ma'am, we're sending this back to latrina.com, okay?
172 -- SPEAKER_02: Bring it to me then.
173 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's a little late for that. We tried all night, and you were just banging away on pots and pans or
174 -- SPEAKER_00: something in there.
175 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, you're lying.
176 -- SPEAKER_02: You're lying.
177 -- SPEAKER_02: Nobody was doing anything with a pot and a pan.
178 -- SPEAKER_02: There was no commotion here, and I don't know what you're talking about.
179 -- SPEAKER_02: And I didn't order anything from Latrina.
180 -- SPEAKER_00: That's called Latrina.com, miss.
181 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't care what it's called. I don't have anything on order.
182 -- SPEAKER_00: You keep the sound down, and maybe we'll think about coming back out there. You feel me?
183 -- SPEAKER_02: What? My dog would have told me if somebody was at the front door.
184 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, your dog was sloth.
185 -- SPEAKER_00: and barking up a storm.
186 -- SPEAKER_02: Slobbering.
187 -- SPEAKER_02: You're lying.
188 -- SPEAKER_02: You don't know how much of a liar you are.
189 -- SPEAKER_02: This dog, this tiny little dog, doesn't slobber.
190 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, ma'am, our driver had slobber on his leg, on his sock.
191 -- SPEAKER_00: He had to slobber everywhere.
192 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't let the dog out.
193 -- SPEAKER_00: We're sending this box back to latrina.com.
194 -- SPEAKER_02: If you think it belongs to me, then bring it to me.
195 -- SPEAKER_02: But I'm not paying for something I don't.
196 -- SPEAKER_02: don't have, and I'm in order, and I don't have a dog that slops, and I wasn't pounding
197 -- SPEAKER_02: to hands last night.
198 -- SPEAKER_00: There's slobber everywhere. I got a slobber on my sock here.
199 -- SPEAKER_02: The dog doesn't slobber!
200 -- SPEAKER_00: We're sending this box back to Latrina.com so fast, you won't even believe it.
201 -- SPEAKER_02: Send it back to Latwina?
202 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, ma'am.
203 -- SPEAKER_02: And how do you spell that?
204 -- SPEAKER_00: Just like it sounds.
205 -- SPEAKER_02: You can't spell it?
206 -- SPEAKER_00: Apparently, you can't. You're the one who ordered it.
207 -- SPEAKER_02: I get it.
208 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't order it. I don't know what you're talking about.
209 -- SPEAKER_00: And then you got dog slobber flying through the air.
210 -- SPEAKER_02: The dog wasn't outside.
211 -- SPEAKER_00: Pay us to 3888 we need for postage, and we'll just resolve the map.
212 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm not giving you any money for something I didn't order.
213 -- SPEAKER_00: 3888.
214 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm not giving you anything.
215 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, then wrap up your dog's lips because he's making a mess.
216 -- SPEAKER_02: This dog doesn't slobber.
217 -- SPEAKER_02: Stop calling me.
218 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
219 -- SPEAKER_00: Miss, this is Juan from Latrina.com.
220 -- SPEAKER_02: I didn't order anything from Latrina.
221 -- SPEAKER_00: You ordered short and curly fries.
222 -- SPEAKER_00: It shows in our system here.
223 -- SPEAKER_02: Short and curly what?
224 -- SPEAKER_00: Like a French fry?
225 -- SPEAKER_00: That's the end of story.
226 -- SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't order that.
227 -- SPEAKER_00: End a story.
228 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's the end of story.
229 -- SPEAKER_02: Stop calling me.
230 -- SPEAKER_06: You're on the 75th call. Who's calling?
231 -- SPEAKER_00: My name's Dickie with Latrina.com.
232 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what about it?
233 -- SPEAKER_00: You ordered short and curly fries, and we're just trying to deliver them.
234 -- SPEAKER_00: Deliver what?
235 -- SPEAKER_05: Short and curly fries, fella.
236 -- SPEAKER_05: Hey, I'm a police news reporter.
237 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm tracing your number is 3617918.
238 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, don't do that.
239 -- SPEAKER_06: You know, you're a motherfucker.
240 -- SPEAKER_06: Your numbers on our shit list here.
241 -- SPEAKER_06: You call in now exactly 26 times.
242 -- SPEAKER_06: And you are full of shit.
243 -- SPEAKER_06: You're talking to a police news desk here.
244 -- SPEAKER_06: So, fuck.
245 -- SPEAKER_06: Fuck you.
246 -- SPEAKER_00: You're talking to latrina.com.
247 -- None: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho.
248 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm doing.