wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 7 (2009)

Track 8: LPC 7 Medley 2

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1 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah, I'm just your neighbor looking to borrow Broom here today.
2 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah, well, why don't you go fuck yourself, too?
3 -- Alex Trebek: I don't think that'll do here today, and I...
4 -- Alex Trebek: Why don't you can stick it up your ass? You got some K-Y Jelly?
5 -- SPEAKER_05: Remind you when you were in the pen?
6 -- Alex Trebek: Listen to us, pal.
7 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
8 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
9 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?
10 -- LPC: Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi, I was hoping to borrow your broom, if I could just for a few minutes? Just be helping us out. We're stage hands here.
11 -- Eddie Money: Hey, you know what, could you please quit fucking around with me? You realize this is a charity line, a pediatric's age charity line for children. Why are you such a fucking asshole?
12 -- SPEAKER_07: You need a broom?
13 -- EDDIE MONEY: You know what?
14 -- LPC: I need a broom.
15 -- EDDIE MONEY: Why don't you suck my fucking dick, man?
16 -- EDDIE MONEY: I'll tear you fucking heart out if I get my hand, I'll have to get my hands on you.
17 -- EDDIE MONEY: You scumbag, motherfucker.
18 -- EDDIE MONEY: Quit calling this number.
19 -- Alex Trebek: You got that? You gave me the number. You gave me the number.
20 -- EDDIE MONEY: Oh, shit. I never gave you this number and stop calling you.
21 -- EDDIE MONEY: All right? Because I'll just call ATT and get you and get sure enough.
22 -- EDDIE MONEY: I need a broom.
23 -- EDDIE MONEY: You need a broom to fucking put the shit back in your mouth.
24 -- SPEAKER_07: I need a broom!
25 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
26 -- Alex Trebek: How you doing?
27 -- SPEAKER_05: What company is this?
28 -- Alex Trebek: Tom Life.
29 -- Alex Trebek: And, uh, calling about your expiration?
30 -- SPEAKER_05: Why are you calling on Time Life magazine?
31 -- Alex Trebek: Tom Life.
32 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, but don't call my cell phone anymore.
33 -- Alex Trebek: I got the squawk box.
34 -- Alex Trebek: I got a squawk box, three?
35 -- SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
36 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know, I don't know who it is.
37 -- SPEAKER_05: Squark box!
38 -- SPEAKER_05: Squawk box!
39 -- Alex Trebek: Squawk box!
40 -- SPEAKER_05: What's a scot box?
41 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't, don't call me.
42 -- SPEAKER_05: my cell phone anymore, buy.
43 -- Alex Trebek: Squawk box, right?
44 -- SPEAKER_05: What's a scot box?
45 -- SPEAKER_05: Is this a video game or something?
46 -- Alex Trebek: Well, let me tell you.
47 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay, what is it?
48 -- Alex Trebek: I need $249.
49 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not giving you a $200. This is fraud.
50 -- SPEAKER_05: Get off my phone.
51 -- Alex Trebek: $200.
52 -- SPEAKER_05: Hello?
53 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
54 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop calling me. I'm talking to a pubbuses.
55 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't, stop calling me.
56 -- Alex Trebek: I need to borrow a broom.
57 -- SPEAKER_05: You don't need to, just get off my phone.
58 -- Alex Trebek: I need to borrow a broom.
59 -- SPEAKER_05: A broom?
60 -- SPEAKER_05: I need a broom.
61 -- Alex Trebek: I need to borrow a broom.
62 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop calling me.
63 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to change my phone number.
64 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop doing this.
65 -- Alex Trebek: I need to borrow a broom.
66 -- Alex Trebek: Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.
67 -- SPEAKER_05: You're not in my call, Idaho.
68 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to talk to you.
69 -- SPEAKER_05: Stop calling my number.
70 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm talking, I'm an actor,
71 -- SPEAKER_05: so stop calling me.
72 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm talking to people in L.A.
73 -- SPEAKER_05: You're running my,
74 -- SPEAKER_05: I just love a message for somebody,
75 -- SPEAKER_05: and you cut it on the line.
76 -- SPEAKER_05: Now, I don't know if they got it,
77 -- SPEAKER_05: and I have to call them again.
78 -- SPEAKER_05: Now, uh, stop calling me.
79 -- SPEAKER_07: Let me talk to you.
80 -- SPEAKER_07: Let me talk to you.
81 -- SPEAKER_07: Let me talk to you.
82 -- SPEAKER_05: You're an idiot,
83 -- SPEAKER_05: you're a, you're a sum cook,
84 -- SPEAKER_05: go ahead.
85 -- SPEAKER_05: Get a real job.
86 -- SPEAKER_05: Help me out.
87 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not going to help you out.
88 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not going to help you out.
89 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm not going to help you out.
90 -- SPEAKER_05: This is fraud.
91 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm going to call the police if you don't stop this.
92 -- Alex Trebek: You're boom.
93 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah, pick up.
94 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
95 -- Alex Trebek: What would you like?
96 -- Alex Trebek: I want Manori.
97 -- Alex Trebek: I want Sufatui.
98 -- Alex Trebek: You help me?
99 -- Alex Trebek: Your fucker.
100 -- Alex Trebek: Help me with my order.
101 -- Alex Trebek: Okay, where would you like me for?
102 -- Alex Trebek: I would like Manuri.
103 -- Alex Trebek: Manduri, okay, my friend, that's a good choice.
104 -- Alex Trebek: And, um, two rice.
105 -- Alex Trebek: Two rice is okay, very good.
106 -- Alex Trebek: And I'm a two.
107 -- Alex Trebek: Okay, come again, please.
108 -- Alex Trebek: Uh, you give it to me now, yes?
109 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah, I give it to you now, you fucking Habib.
110 -- Alex Trebek: Hello, hello?
111 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
112 -- Alex Trebek: Hello, can you help me with an order?
113 -- SPEAKER_03: You keep calling you again?
114 -- Alex Trebek: No.
115 -- SPEAKER_03: You keep calling you again?
116 -- Alex Trebek: No, sir.
117 -- SPEAKER_03: Why calling so many times, sir?
118 -- Alex Trebek: For food?
119 -- SPEAKER_03: No, he didn't order for food.
120 -- SPEAKER_03: I want food.
121 -- Alex Trebek: Uh, tonight.
122 -- SPEAKER_03: You bothering too, too, too, too, too, too, too much.
123 -- SPEAKER_03: Help me out with your food, please.
124 -- SPEAKER_03: You're bothering me too, too, too, too, too, too, too much.
125 -- SPEAKER_03: You can help me.
126 -- SPEAKER_03: I have a call, call our ID.
127 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
128 -- Alex Trebek: Help me.
129 -- SPEAKER_03: Bye.
130 -- SPEAKER_03: Bye.
131 -- SPEAKER_09: Ah.
132 -- SPEAKER_09: I'm even music.
133 -- SPEAKER_09: Music.
134 -- Alex Trebek: Hi.
135 -- SPEAKER_09: Hi.
136 -- Alex Trebek: I'm after Duckling Fantasy.
137 -- SPEAKER_09: What genre is that?
138 -- Alex Trebek: It's like squawk.
139 -- SPEAKER_09: Whoa, you just have some crazy feedback echo.
140 -- Alex Trebek: No.
141 -- Alex Trebek: It's more of a squelch that they've got a sound that I...
142 -- Alex Trebek: I could describe it as squelch.
143 -- SPEAKER_09: Say the artist one more time.
144 -- SPEAKER_07: MC squack box.
145 -- SPEAKER_09: Whoa.
146 -- Alex Trebek: Crazy squawk box.
147 -- SPEAKER_09: Your, your phone is going crazy.
148 -- Alex Trebek: MC squack box.
149 -- SPEAKER_09: MC squawk box?
150 -- Alex Trebek: Hello, Miwa.
151 -- Alex Trebek: Do you carry squawk there?
152 -- SPEAKER_09: Squawk?
153 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah.
154 -- SPEAKER_09: Let's find out.
155 -- SPEAKER_09: We do not have squawk.
156 -- Alex Trebek: Um, okay, how about squat?
157 -- SPEAKER_09: Squat.
158 -- SPEAKER_09: Like I'm squat.
159 -- SPEAKER_09: the floor?
160 -- Alex Trebek: How about squat?
161 -- Alex Trebek: S-Q-U-A-P?
162 -- SPEAKER_09: Squat.
163 -- SPEAKER_09: Squat.
164 -- SPEAKER_09: Do you want to do it without the sound effects, or do you want to do it with the sound effects?
165 -- SPEAKER_07: Squat.
166 -- SPEAKER_07: Squat.
167 -- SPEAKER_07: Squat.
168 -- SPEAKER_07: Squat.
169 -- SPEAKER_09: Squat.
170 -- SPEAKER_09: Squat.
171 -- SPEAKER_04: Squat.
172 -- SPEAKER_04: Squat.
173 -- SPEAKER_04: Squat.
174 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm Eva.
175 -- SPEAKER_07: Yo, I'm looking for an MC Squawk box.
176 -- SPEAKER_04: Looking for a squawk box?
177 -- SPEAKER_07: Yes, sir?
178 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, we just sell records and tapes.
179 -- SPEAKER_07: How about duckling fantasy?
180 -- SPEAKER_04: What fantasies?
181 -- Alex Trebek: Duckling fantasies?
182 -- Alex Trebek: Duckling fantasies?
183 -- Alex Trebek: Is it available for rental?
184 -- SPEAKER_04: Is it on cassette?
185 -- Alex Trebek: Video cassette?
186 -- Alex Trebek: Cosset?
187 -- SPEAKER_04: You want a video cassette?
188 -- SPEAKER_04: We just sell them, we don't rent them.
189 -- Alex Trebek: Let's purchase one.
190 -- Alex Trebek: Together.
191 -- SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't have to cash, man.
192 -- Alex Trebek: As far as I'm concerned, we can skip.
193 -- Alex Trebek: We can skip the song of down, right?
194 -- SPEAKER_04: I'm saving up all my money for a shamrock shake.
195 -- Alex Trebek: Ah.
196 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello, wax tracks.
197 -- SPEAKER_07: Hi, do you have duckling fantasy?
198 -- SPEAKER_07: Do you have duck...
199 -- SPEAKER_01: Duckwing fantasy?
200 -- SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm, um, no, not down here.
201 -- SPEAKER_01: We don't stand...
202 -- SPEAKER_07: On cassettes.
203 -- SPEAKER_01: Uh, well, this is the CD store.
204 -- SPEAKER_07: How about MC Squawk Box?
205 -- SPEAKER_01: MC Squawk Box?
206 -- SPEAKER_01: Now, what do you want that on?
207 -- Alex Trebek: On cassette or vinyl?
208 -- SPEAKER_01: We don't carry anything on cassette now.
209 -- SPEAKER_01: And if we have it on vinyl, it's at our vinyl store, and I can give you that phone number.
210 -- SPEAKER_01: How about Duckling Fantasy?
211 -- SPEAKER_01: How about Duckling?
212 -- SPEAKER_01: Can you hear me?
213 -- SPEAKER_01: Yes, sir.
214 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
215 -- Alex Trebek: Yes, sir.
216 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, if you're looking for this...
217 -- Alex Trebek: I'm not going to lie to you, sir.
218 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, if you're looking for this stuff on vinyl or on cassette, this is the wrong store.
219 -- Alex Trebek: Can we agree on the Duckling part?
220 -- SPEAKER_01: Well, we can agree this.
221 -- SPEAKER_01: that if you're looking for vinyl or cassette,
222 -- SPEAKER_01: that this is the wrong store.
223 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello.
224 -- SPEAKER_01: Hey, hello.
225 -- Alex Trebek: Hi, uh, you guys, uh, have takeout?
226 -- SPEAKER_02: Do we have takeout?
227 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
228 -- None: Yeah.
229 -- Alex Trebek: What is that?
230 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
231 -- SPEAKER_02: In the background.
232 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, try that one more time.
233 -- Alex Trebek: Okay, uh, what's going on?
234 -- SPEAKER_02: Did you want a place in order?
235 -- Alex Trebek: How do you serve food?
236 -- SPEAKER_02: How do we serve food?
237 -- Alex Trebek: Yeah.
238 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, if you come in and get a slice, we can put it on a plate or put it in a bag.
239 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have any dine in or anything.
240 -- SPEAKER_02: It's just pick up or delivery.
241 -- Alex Trebek: Would you pick up my sack?
242 -- Alex Trebek: Oh.
243 -- SPEAKER_02: Will you tell whoever's belting into the phone to stop?
244 -- SPEAKER_02: Is that I can hear you?
245 -- Alex Trebek: Okay, so you said I could pick up.
246 -- SPEAKER_02: You can pick up or you can have it delivered.
247 -- SPEAKER_02: If you have the internet, you can go on our website and check out our menu.
248 -- Alex Trebek: Do you maybe want to check out my prayers?
249 -- Alex Trebek: Do you maybe want to check out my prayers?
250 -- Alex Trebek: Or?
251 -- SPEAKER_02: Pricks?
252 -- SPEAKER_02: No, but I think I'm talking to one.
253 -- Alex Trebek: I don't know the store hours.
254 -- Alex Trebek: I don't know the prices.
255 -- Alex Trebek: I don't know anything here.
256 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
257 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, we are open today until 10...
258 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay.
259 -- SPEAKER_07: What are the hours?
260 -- SPEAKER_07: What are the hours?
261 -- SPEAKER_07: What are the directions?
262 -- Alex Trebek: It depends on what you want.
263 -- SPEAKER_07: What are the hours?
264 -- SPEAKER_07: What are the directions?
265 -- Alex Trebek: How much is it?
266 -- Alex Trebek: Hello?
267 -- Alex Trebek: Yes, sir.
268 -- Alex Trebek: It's Herbert.
269 -- Alex Trebek: I'm local here.
270 -- Alex Trebek: I'm in need of a broom.
271 -- SPEAKER_05: Where are you from?
272 -- Alex Trebek: I just need a broom.
273 -- Alex Trebek: I'm local. We got some stage hands out here.
274 -- Alex Trebek: And we're a couple of brooms shy.
275 -- Alex Trebek: So...
276 -- SPEAKER_05: Where are you?
277 -- Alex Trebek: Can you loan us a broom, please?
278 -- SPEAKER_05: Where are you?
279 -- Alex Trebek: I'm just local to you, catty corner.
280 -- Alex Trebek: Two, three brooms, we're done.
281 -- Alex Trebek: Done deal. There's two or three of us here.
282 -- SPEAKER_05: But where?
283 -- Alex Trebek: Studio City.
284 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what you're talking about.
285 -- Alex Trebek: I consider it a big favor.
286 -- Alex Trebek: I know it's short notice.
287 -- Alex Trebek: We got three or four stage hands here.
288 -- SPEAKER_05: Where?
289 -- Alex Trebek: Just locally.
290 -- Alex Trebek: We're just local here.
291 -- SPEAKER_05: Local where?
292 -- SPEAKER_05: Give me a street.
293 -- Alex Trebek: I'm on Magnolia Bay.
294 -- Alex Trebek: 8,400 block.
295 -- SPEAKER_04: Of Magnolia?
296 -- SPEAKER_04: You're miles away from where I live, though.
297 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know what you're talking about.
298 -- Alex Trebek: Can help me put together a pickup?
299 -- Alex Trebek: Sure.
300 -- Alex Trebek: What's your name?
301 -- Alex Trebek: Herbert.
302 -- Alex Trebek: Herbert.
303 -- Alex Trebek: What?
304 -- Alex Trebek: Prick.
305 -- Alex Trebek: Prick.
306 -- None: I'm local for pickup.
307 -- Alex Trebek: Let's see.
308 -- SPEAKER_08: Your voice sounds familiar, man.
309 -- Alex Trebek: You pick up my sack?
310 -- SPEAKER_08: Your voice sounds familiar.
311 -- SPEAKER_08: I don't know why.
312 -- SPEAKER_08: I need a pickup.
313 -- SPEAKER_08: I swear. I don't know why you sound familiar.
314 -- SPEAKER_08: You sound like a faggot I know. I met once.
315 -- SPEAKER_08: You sound like the short faggut.
316 -- SPEAKER_08: I met once. He came by this restaurant.
317 -- Alex Trebek: I hear some voices in the background.
318 -- Alex Trebek: Hello, you are you.
319 -- Alex Trebek: Tonight.
320 -- Alex Trebek: You serve me tonight?
321 -- Alex Trebek: Who?
322 -- SPEAKER_07: Who?
323 -- SPEAKER_08: Who?
324 -- SPEAKER_08: You okay, man?
325 -- SPEAKER_08: Sounds like you're dying or something.
326 -- SPEAKER_08: Who are you?
327 -- Alex Trebek: Herbert.
328 -- Alex Trebek: Prick?
329 -- SPEAKER_08: Herbert.
330 -- SPEAKER_08: Prick?
331 -- SPEAKER_08: Your name is in Sunni or anything?
332 -- SPEAKER_08: Do you have Maloui?
333 -- SPEAKER_08: You don't know but nobody named Sonny?
334 -- SPEAKER_07: Or Suzuki?
335 -- SPEAKER_08: No, we don't.
336 -- SPEAKER_08: We're burgers and fries here.
337 -- SPEAKER_07: How about Susuki?
338 -- SPEAKER_08: Let me ask question. Where are you from?
339 -- SPEAKER_08: I'm local.
340 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, you're local, I see.
341 -- Alex Trebek: Who?
342 -- SPEAKER_08: Who?
343 -- SPEAKER_08: Who?
344 -- Alex Trebek: Hey.
345 -- Alex Trebek: I need a picture of here.
346 -- SPEAKER_04: We don't do pictures.
347 -- SPEAKER_07: How about Jolo shots?
348 -- SPEAKER_04: We should do J-Lo shots, but we don't.
349 -- Alex Trebek: You and me should do that sometime, huh?
350 -- SPEAKER_04: Maybe.