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Longmont Potion Castle 15 (2018)

Track 13: LPC Live QA 6-30

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1 -- LPC: Hello?
2 -- LPC: Hi.
3 -- LPC: Hello, can you hear us?
4 -- LPC: Yes, I can. Can you hear me okay?
5 -- Brett: Hi, this is Brett Davis(sp?). I'm hosting a thing here at Black Gold Records, and we want to do a Q&A with you.
6 -- LPC: Terrific. Yeah.
7 -- Brett: Oh, perfect. All right.
8 -- Brett: Anybody have a question?
9 -- Brett: You've got a legendary Longmont Potion Castle on the phone.
10 -- LPC: All right.
11 -- LPC: All right. How's everybody doing, very?
12 -- LPC: All right.
13 -- Brett: Okay.
14 -- Brett: We want to know how long have you been working on the new album?
15 -- LPC: Longmont 14 comes out on 7/11.
16 -- LPC: I've been working on it for four months, straight.
17 -- LPC: And, uh, it's a new record for me.
18 -- LPC: It's hot on the heels of Longmont 13.
19 -- LPC: Oh, yeah.
20 -- LPC: Yepper.
21 -- Andrew: Yeah, my, my name's Andrew from Indiegogo.
22 -- Brett: Is this really, uh, LPG?
23 -- Brett: Longmont Potion, sir.
24 -- ?: This is him David Hole again, is it?
25 -- LPC: No, it's not LPG. I'm sorry. Nope. I'm not, mm-mm. I'm not going to lie to you, sir.
26 -- Brett: This is the real Longmont Potion Castle, as close to the real thing as you could get.
27 -- Brett: I think it's real.
28 -- Brett: I don't know.
29 -- Brett: There's no way to know.
30 -- Brett: He's been an anonymous prank caller for a very long time.
31 -- Brett: But the fans would know, right?
32 -- Brett: I mean, check.
33 -- Brett: Would you agree to the real Longmont Potion Castle guy?
34 -- LPC: Check this out.
35 -- LPC: Mm-hmm. Okay. See, I'm all warmed up.
36 -- LPC: Why are you?
37 -- Brett: Do we have any questions?
38 -- LPC: Yes, indeed.
39 -- LPC: You got a question?
40 -- SPEAKER_03: Yes, indeed.
41 -- ?: Would he ever consider going on Jeopardy?
42 -- Brett: Would you ever consider going on Jeopardy?
43 -- LPC: You know, I think Jeopardy is a great way to do some brain exercises,
44 -- LPC: and to really just get your thoughts,
45 -- LPC: flowing and get the synapses firing.
46 -- LPC: I am not sure if I'd be a viable
47 -- LPC: contestant, you know, unless it was some sort of
48 -- LPC: special, special thing.
49 -- LPC: Let's give Alex Trebek a holler.
50 -- LPC: Maybe later. Can you loop Alex?
51 -- LPC: Freeway call? Maybe just a little bit later.
52 -- LPC: I mean, you know, I'm certainly game.
53 -- LPC: Here we go.
54 -- LPC: In the meantime, I'll just...
55 -- LPC: Okay, Alex.
56 -- LPC: Hello?
57 -- Alex Trebek: Yes?
58 -- LPC: Yes, sir.
59 -- LPC: Trying to get some information about casting for Jeopardy.
60 -- Alex Trebek: What do you mean casting?
61 -- LPC: To be a contestant on the program.
62 -- Alex Trebek: Oh, just go online, jeopardy.
63 -- Alex Trebek: And it'll explain.
64 -- Alex Trebek: everything to you.
65 -- LPC: So I guess you need a credit card?
66 -- Alex Trebek: No, no, no. You don't need anything.
67 -- LPC: Bitcoin?
68 -- LPC: Or you just do a different process altogether?
69 -- Alex Trebek: No, just go on jeopardy.com.
70 -- Alex Trebek: Okay?
71 -- Alex Trebek: Good luck.
72 -- LPC: I'll need it.
73 -- LPC: Goodbye, sir.
74 -- LPC: Ask and you shall receive. That's my motto.
75 -- Brett: So, about how many times have you spoken to Alex Trebek on the phone?
76 -- LPC: Six to seven hundred times, I think.
77 -- Brett: Cool.
78 -- Brett: Have any questions?
79 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I got one.
80 -- SPEAKER_04: Yep.
81 -- SPEAKER_04: What's your favorite type of hoagie?
82 -- Brett: Favorite type of hoagie?
83 -- LPC: Vegetarian.
84 -- SPEAKER_04: All right.
85 -- LPC: And cold.
86 -- Brett: And cold.
87 -- Brett: Who are two celebrities that you would love?
88 -- Brett: You would love?
89 -- Brett: Put on the phone together.
90 -- LPC: I would say Bill Cosby and the police news reporter.
91 -- LPC: He's not really a celebrity.
92 -- LPC: Actually, he's dead.
93 -- LPC: You're the first to hear that.
94 -- LPC: Or Bill.
95 -- LPC: Cosby and, I don't know,
96 -- LPC: Whoopi Goldberg, let's
97 -- LPC: say.
98 -- Brett: What pedal do you use?
99 -- LPC: I can only drive an automatic
100 -- LPC: transmission. I'm a little embarrassed.
101 -- LPC: I'm sorry to say.
102 -- LPC: I can't drive a manual transmission.
103 -- LPC: Someone's going to teach me,
104 -- LPC: supposedly.
105 -- LPC: I'll let you know how it turns out.
106 -- LPC: Is that what you mean?
107 -- None: Thank you.
108 -- LPC: Oh.
109 -- LPC: Wait, what?
110 -- Brett: Do you know of any other people that you called in the past?
111 -- LPC: Yeah.
112 -- Brett: Do you know of any other people you've called in the past that have since passed away?
113 -- Brett: Is the question, I guess.
114 -- LPC: Does anybody know who the interloper is, David Donorama?
115 -- None: Oh, yeah.
116 -- LPC: Yeah.
117 -- LPC: You got some.
118 -- LPC: Is that affirmative then?
119 -- LPC: Okay, yeah.
120 -- LPC: Yeah, he passed away also.
121 -- Brett: He was an inspiring active?
122 -- LPC: He was an inspiring actor?
123 -- LPC: Yes.
124 -- LPC: Yeah.
125 -- LPC: So the president,
126 -- LPC: hater, and the interloper,
127 -- LPC: there's not a whole lot of other deceased people
128 -- LPC: that I know of.
129 -- Alex Trebek: What happened to Delmo?
130 -- Brett: What happened to Delmo?
131 -- LPC: Oh, there's one.
132 -- LPC: He passed away some time ago.
133 -- LPC: That was the early 90s when I was talking.
134 -- LPC: to him.
135 -- LPC: Delmo.
136 -- LPC: Delmo.
137 -- Brett: Who are your influences?
138 -- Brett: Yeah, who are your influences?
139 -- LPC: Maybe.
140 -- LPC: Manati, 7-inch, for anyone who knows.
141 -- LPC: Although, when that came out, Lou Manati, it was just a cassette that was getting passed around and passed around.
142 -- LPC: Or it's also known as the Cambodian refugee calls, trying to deliver your new child.
143 -- LPC: Little Chung-Guin.
144 -- Alex Trebek: How do we now have for lessons of rentals?
145 -- Alex Trebek: This is Aaron.
146 -- Alex Trebek: How can I help you?
147 -- LPC: Yeah, I've got a guitar, and I'm trying to make the sound come through my amp.
148 -- LPC: I need to get some of the forwarder.
149 -- LPC: You guys sell forwarder?
150 -- LPC: there?
151 -- LPC: Forwarder?
152 -- LPC: Yes.
153 -- SPEAKER_06: Amplifier forwarder?
154 -- LPC: Yeah, to get my sound forward.
155 -- LPC: You know, I'm not hearing too much.
156 -- SPEAKER_06: I have no idea with a forwarder.
157 -- SPEAKER_06: You got it plugged in there?
158 -- LPC: I've got a guitar and an amplifier.
159 -- LPC: Oh.
160 -- LPC: But I'm trying to get a forward.
161 -- LPC: Never heard of a forwarder.
162 -- LPC: Well, this is, I thought this is a guitar set.
163 -- SPEAKER_04: Are you messing with me, man?
164 -- SPEAKER_04: You got to be messing with me.
165 -- SPEAKER_04: What's a forwarder?
166 -- SPEAKER_04: Who is this?
167 -- LPC: This is Aaron.
168 -- LPC: How can I help you again?
169 -- LPC: You want a forwarder?
170 -- LPC: This is Roscoe.
171 -- LPC: Okay.
172 -- Brett: Hello, Roscoe.
173 -- LPC: How are you?
174 -- LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
175 -- LPC: So what do you got in stock?
176 -- LPC: Probably nothing.
177 -- SPEAKER_06: Maybe get a bigger amplifier.
178 -- Alex Trebek: If you get a bigger amplifier, that'll push your sound more forward.
179 -- LPC: Uh-huh.
180 -- LPC: You don't sound too sure of yourself there.
181 -- LPC: Are you a...
182 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure, but I'd have to see...
183 -- SPEAKER_04: Why don't you bring your whole rig?
184 -- SPEAKER_04: Here, let me troubleshoot it for you.
185 -- LPC: I'll get right on that.
186 -- SPEAKER_04: All right, man.
187 -- SPEAKER_04: We'll see you shortly.
188 -- LPC: Yeah.
189 -- LPC: You take care of yourself.
190 -- SPEAKER_04: All right.
191 -- SPEAKER_04: You too.
192 -- SPEAKER_04: Bye-bye.
193 -- LPC: You're still there?
194 -- LPC: Yeah, yeah, we're still there.
195 -- LPC: Hi.
196 -- LPC: Thank you.
197 -- Brett: You are taking requests, it seems, maybe?
198 -- Brett: Is there anything that anyone would want to...
199 -- Brett: What's that?
200 -- LPC: No, I'm game.
201 -- LPC: Derek Funk?
202 -- LPC: Dirk, yeah.
203 -- LPC: Let's try something out.
204 -- LPC: Oh, shuck.
205 -- LPC: Dirk Funk, you said?
206 -- LPC: Yeah, yeah.
207 -- LPC: Dirk's indisposed.
208 -- LPC: Oh, wait.
209 -- LPC: Maybe he's going to come through.
210 -- LPC: You know what?
211 -- LPC: Can you bear with me for a sec?
212 -- LPC: Maybe if anyone else has a question,
213 -- LPC: I can try to field it while I'm working my way through this.
214 -- Brett: Any takers?
215 -- Brett: You've gotten in trouble.
216 -- Brett: Almost got in real trouble?
217 -- Brett: Yeah.
218 -- Brett: How close have you gotten to getting in trouble?
219 -- LPC: I've gotten a few letters of warning in the mail,
220 -- LPC: but gosh, I've dodged a few bullets.
221 -- LPC: I can say that, you know.
222 -- LPC: Hello, Wax Tracks.
223 -- LPC: Hello, hello.
224 -- LPC: I'm looking for Amelia Mamanga.
225 -- SPEAKER_07: Amelia.
226 -- LPC: Amelia Mamenga.
227 -- SPEAKER_07: That's the artist?
228 -- LPC: Homo Nina is the title of the record.
229 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, I don't want to, if you want to call back in about 15 minutes because our Internet's kind of acting.
230 -- SPEAKER_07: It's not.
231 -- LPC: Homonina.
232 -- LPC: Do you know something?
233 -- SPEAKER_07: Let me just, uh, want to just spell it out?
234 -- SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's, uh, it's a, H-O-M-O-N-N-N-N-N-A-H-O-O-N-H-O-I-H-O-N-O-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-L-N-A-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-O-L-B-O-B-S.
235 -- LPC: So I can hold if you want to scope that out.
236 -- Brett: Oh, she split.
237 -- Brett: Does anybody want to volunteer a phone number?
238 -- Brett: Yeah, can I give a phone number?
239 -- Brett: Sure.
240 -- LPC: Okay.
241 -- Brett: We've got a request for a phone number.
242 -- Brett: It's 457.
243 -- Brett: 4501.
244 -- Brett: 4501.
245 -- LPC: What kind of records do you guys specialize in at your store?
246 -- LPC: It's ringing.
247 -- Brett: Not sure.
248 -- Brett: All kinds.
249 -- Brett: Everything.
250 -- Brett: Except classical.
251 -- Brett: Yeah.
252 -- LPC: Except classical, yeah, yeah.
253 -- LPC: Who is?
254 -- LPC: Who is this person?
255 -- LPC: Hello?
256 -- LPC: Hey.
257 -- LPC: Hey.
258 -- LPC: Hey.
259 -- LPC: How you doing?
260 -- SPEAKER_06: I'm doing all right.
261 -- LPC: All right.
262 -- LPC: This is your neighbor, Billy.
263 -- LPC: I was wondering if it would be okay if, I know this is a little unusual.
264 -- LPC: If I, you know, were to put a commode cam in your commode.
265 -- LPC: I'm trying to troubleshoot a problem with our own.
266 -- LPC: restaurant.
267 -- LPC: Uh-huh.
268 -- LPC: Yeah.
269 -- LPC: So if I could just temporarily, or you do it, obviously, install a commode cam.
270 -- LPC: That's what I'm going.
271 -- LPC: Put it in your...
272 -- SPEAKER_00: Is it Drennan?
273 -- LPC: Huh?
274 -- SPEAKER_00: Sal Drennan, that's a lot.
275 -- SPEAKER_00: Tells Rennon.
276 -- SPEAKER_00: That's up.
277 -- LPC: Uh, or do you want me to call the police?
278 -- LPC: Do you choose, you know?
279 -- LPC: Yeah.
280 -- LPC: Tells Rune and it said, hey.
281 -- LPC: I'm going to call the police.
282 -- LPC: I just damn.
283 -- LPC: Okay.
284 -- LPC: All right.
285 -- LPC: Unless you want to get down.
286 -- LPC: down.
287 -- LPC: Uh-huh?
288 -- LPC: Unless you want to get down.
289 -- LPC: All right.
290 -- LPC: I've got a logarithm.
291 -- LPC: Have a good day.
292 -- LPC: Okay, I'm using a logarithm, and I'm going to solve this problem with or without you.
293 -- LPC: Okay.
294 -- LPC: All right.
295 -- LPC: All right.
296 -- LPC: You got that?
297 -- LPC: Uh-huh.
298 -- Brett: Would you be willing to do another one?
299 -- Brett: Yeah.
300 -- Brett: Uh, are you familiar with Andy Breckman, the creature?
301 -- Brett: creator of monk?
302 -- Brett: Hello?
303 -- LPC: Yes.
304 -- LPC: I've got a logarithm.
305 -- Alex Trebek: Oh, so screw yourself.
306 -- LPC: Okay, Alex Rebecca's gone again.
307 -- LPC: Yes.
308 -- LPC: Yes, I'm familiar.
309 -- LPC: Should we get him on the whole?
310 -- LPC: Would you like to get called?
311 -- LPC: Yeah.
312 -- Brett: Sure.
313 -- Brett: 745-0-2-0-0.
314 -- LPC: Yeah.
315 -- LPC: Hi.
316 -- LPC: No answer.
317 -- LPC: I apologize.
318 -- LPC: Oh, too bad.
319 -- LPC: How's everybody doing tonight?
320 -- LPC: Woo!
321 -- Brett: We've got a lot of people jammed into a very small and hot record store that have watched a night of
322 -- Brett: a night of interpretive dance and waiting.
323 -- LPC: God love you.
324 -- LPC: Has anyone
325 -- LPC: Has anyone there ever seen the show Monk by any chance?
326 -- LPC: Oh, wait, we already went over that.
327 -- LPC: Okay.
328 -- Brett: Do you want to do another call, maybe?
329 -- LPC: Yeah.
330 -- Brett: All right, I'll give you the option.
331 -- Brett: Janine Garopolo or Chris Gether?
332 -- LPC: Janine first.
333 -- Brett: Okay.
334 -- Brett: 240.
335 -- Brett: 7136.
336 -- SPEAKER_00: Please leave your message for...
337 -- Brett: John Ngu.
338 -- Brett: She's out.
339 -- Brett: Would you mind...
340 -- Brett: First off, I don't know if you're cool with taking a request.
341 -- Brett: I feel like we're putting it on the spot.
342 -- Brett: But if you are open to it, you got a good one.
343 -- LPC: Oh, really?
344 -- LPC: Who is it?
345 -- Brett: One of the Chainsmokers.
346 -- LPC: The band?
347 -- Brett: Yeah, yeah.
348 -- LPC: Yeah, I better change my phone number real quick.
349 -- LPC: Let me do that.
350 -- LPC: Where are they located?
351 -- Brett: I, New York, L.A.
352 -- LPC: Okay.
353 -- LPC: London?
354 -- LPC: Okay, so I'm going to go with a California phone number.
355 -- LPC: Okay.
356 -- Brett: 815-5-1-195.
357 -- Brett: This is Alex.
358 -- LPC: Alex.
359 -- LPC: James Smoker.
360 -- LPC: James Smoker.
361 -- LPC: Yeah.
362 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, you've reached Alexander Paul.
363 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm currently unavailable.
364 -- SPEAKER_00: Please hang up and text me.
365 -- SPEAKER_00: Much faster.
366 -- LPC: Oh, really?
367 -- LPC: Okay, Alex, I'll do that.
368 -- LPC: Sorry about that.
369 -- LPC: You still there?