Longmont Potion Castle 20 (2023)

Track 5: Omnibot

This track has been reviewed! 😊

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Last modified: 2025-04-08T15:20:21

Model used: distil-whisper/distil-large-v3

Speakers adjusted? true

Subtitles adjusted? true

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Aliases: Buck, Freaky Bucky, Mr. Pandolfo, Little Freddy

Establishments: Tom Hanks exhibit, Orb within an orb, Pork Chop Surprise, Himalayan Quasar Magnet School, Gruesome Gulch

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Select LPC USB -> Select the top-level directory for the collection, usually named "LPC USB"

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• 1 -- LPC: Is Danny there?
  
• 2 -- LPC: This is Buck
  
• 3 -- LPC: or Freaky Bucky
  
• 4 -- LPC: Is he around or?
  
• 5 -- Danny: Yeah I'm here
  
• 6 -- LPC: Oh hey what's happening guy
  
• 7 -- Danny: What can I do for you
  
• 8 -- LPC: Oh yeah I got your number from Mr. Pandolfo
  
• 9 -- LPC: Down at the Tom Hanks exhibit
  
• 10 -- LPC: So
  
• 11 -- Danny: I don't know who Mr. Pandolfo is
  
• 12 -- LPC: Well you know
  
• 13 -- LPC: Why make life difficult for each other?
  
• 14 -- LPC: Am I right?
  
• 15 -- LPC: So anyway..
  
• 16 -- LPC: Anyway, there's this orb within an orb tonight.
  
• 17 -- LPC: I was just wondering if you're going to maybe check it out.
  
• 18 -- Danny: A what with a what?
  
• 19 -- LPC: Huh?
  
• 20 -- LPC: It's happening only tonight, man.
  
• 21 -- Danny: What is?
  
• 22 -- LPC: I'm just kind of a leaf peeper.
  
• 23 -- LPC: You know, I enjoy the forestry, the fall colors.
  
• 24 -- LPC: I thought it might be cool.
  
• 25 -- Danny: You thought what might be cool?
  
• 26 -- LPC: The orb within an orb.
  
• 27 -- Danny: The orb within an orb?
  
• 28 -- LPC: Yeah.
  
• 29 -- Danny: What is that?
  
• 30 -- LPC: No charge.
  
• 31 -- LPC: There's absolutely no charge.
  
• 32 -- Danny: Are you
  
• 33 -- Danny: a living human being or a bot?
  
• 34 -- LPC: If it's free,
  
• 35 -- LPC: it's a dollar bill.
  
• 36 -- Danny: Okay, so you can't answer,
  
• 37 -- Danny: just to be clear,
  
• 38 -- Danny: you can't answer that question, right?
  
• 39 -- Danny: You can't tell me whether you're
  
• 40 -- Danny: a living human being or a bot?
  
• 41 -- LPC: I sure can.
  
• 42 -- LPC: I guarantee you I can.
  
• 43 -- Danny: So what's the answer?
  
• 44 -- LPC: I'm your new neighbor.
  
• 45 -- LPC: I'm new in town.
  
• 46 -- LPC: I just moved here from California.
  
• 47 -- LPC: about four days back.
  
• 48 -- Danny: You moved here?
  
• 49 -- Danny: Where's here?
  
• 50 -- LPC: I moved to New York.
  
• 51 -- LPC: About five days back.
  
• 52 -- LPC: And I'm new in town.
  
• 53 -- Danny: That's delightful.
  
• 54 -- Danny: But what does I have to do
  
• 55 -- Danny: with me or this phone call?
  
• 56 -- Danny: What do you?
  
• 57 -- Danny: Again, what can I do for you?
  
• 58 -- LPC: Little Freddy said that you're a good guy
  
• 59 -- LPC: and that I might want to say hi.
  
• 60 -- LPC: Because I live in the same part of town.
  
• 61 -- Danny: Little Freddy.
  
• 62 -- LPC: I call him Little Freddy.
  
• 63 -- LPC: Can I just double-check?
  
• 64 -- LPC: Do you have animosity right now, or?
  
• 65 -- Danny: I'm a little bit put off by the phone call, I've got to say.
  
• 66 -- Danny: I don't really know where this is going.
  
• 67 -- Danny: It's pretty weird.
  
• 68 -- LPC: Weird?
  
• 69 -- Danny: Because the shit you're saying sounds like you're on LSD.
  
• 70 -- Danny: I'll put it that way.
  
• 71 -- LPC: Hey, last time I went down there to the pork chop surprise,
  
• 72 -- LPC: people did somersaults for two hours straight.
  
• 73 -- LPC: So I'm telling you, it's a good time.
  
• 74 -- LPC: That's all I'm trying to tell you.
  
• 75 -- Danny: Tell, yee, what's a good time?
  
• 76 -- LPC: The orb within an orb.
  
• 77 -- Danny: What is the orb within an orb?
  
• 78 -- LPC: It's happening just tonight, sir.
  
• 79 -- Danny: All right, but what is it?
  
• 80 -- LPC: Okay, well, they got the cavalry of two-legged animals down there.
  
• 81 -- LPC: They're setting up next to the Himalayan Quasar Magnet School.
  
• 82 -- LPC: I just invited guh, G, G, G, G.
  
• 83 -- Danny: You just invited me to an orb within an orb.
  
• 84 -- Danny: I don't know what that is.
  
• 85 -- Danny: I don't know why I would go.
  
• 86 -- LPC: All the countrymen get free sandwiches.
  
• 87 -- LPC: What else do you have going on?
  
• 88 -- LPC: What are you doing that's so special that you can't go to this thing?
  
• 89 -- Danny: The nothing that I'm doing is preferable to this insane bullshit you're spouting.
  
• 90 -- LPC: Hey, Danny, just tell me if I need to chill, all right?
  
• 91 -- LPC: You do need to chill.
  
• 92 -- LPC: Okay.
  
• 93 -- LPC: Looks like I'm headed to Gruesome Gulch by myself.
  
• 94 -- Danny: Have a blast.
  
• 95 -- LPC: I'll tell you what.
  
• 96 -- LPC: We'll get in the bathtub
  
• 97 -- LPC: for a little while, and then it'll be good to go.
  
• 98 -- LPC: What do you say, up 'ere?
  
• 99 -- LPC: I got a new banjo
  
• 100 -- Sour Joe: Hello?
  
• 101 -- Sour Joe: Hello?
  
• 102 -- Sour Joe: You're still bothering.
  
• 103 -- Sour Joe: You're still bothering me?
  
• 104 -- Danny: I'm still bothering you?
  
• 105 -- Sour Joe: You're a piece of shit criminal?
  
• 106 -- Sour Joe: You're still bothering me?
  
• 107 -- Danny: Oh, man.
  
• 108 -- Danny: This is ridiculous.
  
• 109 -- Sour Joe: You'll be arrested, you motherfucker!
  
• 110 -- Sour Joe: You'll be arrested!
  
• 111 -- Danny: *laughs*
  
• 112 -- Danny: Some diabolical genius seems to have to get to the prank calling bot.
  
• 113 -- Danny: It's pretty cool.
  
• 114 -- LPC: This is Freaky Bucky, or Bucky Freaky,
  
• 115 -- LPC: Hey Danny, look after yourself, alright?
  
• 116 -- Danny: Look after myself? So, this phone call is winding down.
  
• 117 -- LPC: Unless you deposit 50 cents.