wallace-thrasher

Best Before '24 (2024)

Track 12: Perma-Tease

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1 -- Woman 1:
2 -- LPC: Hi, yes.
3 -- LPC: I was interested in getting a hairpiece.
4 -- Woman 1: Yes, ma'am.
5 -- LPC: Do I need to wear a wig liner, like a cap underneath that you can hook the wig to, or can it go right onto my head?
6 -- LPC: Oh, I do.
7 -- LPC: Oh, I do.
8 -- LPC: Oh, I do.
9 -- LPC: Oh, I do.
10 -- LPC: Do you have the wig liner?
11 -- Woman 1: Are you talking, or this is a machine?
12 -- LPC: I'm talking to you.
13 -- Woman 1: Because other people are talking too, so I'm not so sure how many people I'm talking to.
14 -- LPC: I'm a person trying to buy a wig from you.
15 -- Woman 1: Yeah, you can come to store to look.
16 -- LPC: Hi.
17 -- LPC: I was looking for a wig with a skin part where it gives the illusion of skin where the hair is parted down the middle or off to the side.
18 -- Woman 2: Hello?
19 -- LPC: Hi.
20 -- Woman 2: You said giving an illusion of the skin part?
21 -- LPC: Yes.
22 -- Woman 2: No, we don't have that one.
23 -- LPC: Okay.
24 -- LPC: Do you have something with braids, like long hand braided layers that frame my face from the wig?
25 -- Woman 2: That frames your face?
26 -- Woman 2: I wouldn't know how your face actually looks.
27 -- LPC: Oh, it's round like an apple.
28 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Hello?
29 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Hello?
30 -- LPC: Hello wig store?
31 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Yes.
32 -- LPC: Hi.
33 -- LPC: Yes.
34 -- LPC: I was looking for a three quarter wig.
35 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I carried them, but I don't have any in the store.
36 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I'd have to order it for you.
37 -- Wig Store Woman 3: It has to be matched to your hair.
38 -- Wig Store Woman 3: So that's something that you would have to order.
39 -- LPC: Do you have anything gray-headed?
40 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Yes.
41 -- LPC: Now what about a bounty of long hand-tied braids tied into my own hair?
42 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't have that.
43 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No, I don't have that.
44 -- LPC: What do you got?
45 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't have anything with braids.
46 -- LPC: Okay, now do you have something that will add a lot of volume without adding weight?
47 -- LPC: Maybe to add overall fullness to the wig like a permatease?
48 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Some of the wigs come with the permatease already in them.
49 -- Wig Store Woman 3: You just have to pick out the kind of, you know, you got to look and, you know, and find what you're looking for.
50 -- LPC: And you got a soft touch, right?
51 -- Wig Store Woman 3: A soft touch wig?
52 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Is that a brand?
53 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
54 -- LPC: When you put the wig onto my head.
55 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Oh, okay.
56 -- Wig Store Woman 3: What about it?
57 -- LPC: Can you glue it onto my head?
58 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No, I don't do any installs.
59 -- LPC: You have to go, You got a soft touch, or touch, or touch?
60 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't.
61 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
62 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
63 -- Wig Store Woman 3: You better not!
64 -- LPC: Can you glue it onto my head?
65 -- LPC: Or onto the...
66 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No!
67 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No!
68 -- LPC: Wig liner?
69 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No, I don't do that.
70 -- LPC: I've got my own wig liner.
71 -- Wig Store Woman 3: It doesn't matter.
72 -- Wig Store Woman 3: All I do is sell wigs, but I do not install them for you.
73 -- LPC: Would you deliver the wigs, please?
74 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Where do you live?
75 -- LPC: I live in Clackamas and then I can just pick whichever ones I choose.
76 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No, I don't do that.
77 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Only thing, you pick out the wig and I can ship it to you, but I wouldn't drive to Clackamas.
78 -- LPC: But you'll glue it onto my head, right?
79 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
80 -- LPC: Head, right?
81 -- LPC: Head, right?
82 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
83 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Oh no.
84 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
85 -- LPC: Oh no.
86 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No.
87 -- LPC: Oh no.
88 -- LPC: Oh no.
89 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't do installs.
90 -- Wig Store Woman 3: You have to have someone else to do that.
91 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't do that.
92 -- LPC: Okay, now, will you tease the wig?
93 -- Wig Store Woman 3: No, I don't do that.
94 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I don't do any of that.
95 -- LPC: What I need is one ear to stick out on one side, but the other side is completely covered by the wig.
96 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Okay, pick out that style of wig.
97 -- LPC: Okay, you got that?
98 -- LPC: You got that?
99 -- LPC: You got that?
100 -- LPC: You got that?
101 -- LPC: Oh.
102 -- LPC: Oh.
103 -- LPC: Oh.
104 -- LPC: How much is it?
105 -- Wig Store Woman 3: You have to pick out a wig.
106 -- Wig Store Woman 3: The wigs start at anywhere from a hundred dollars and go up to two thousand dollars.
107 -- LPC: Are you all gray-headed up there?
108 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Okay, I'm gonna have to hang up.
109 -- LPC: What's the matter?
110 -- LPC: What's the matter?
111 -- LPC: What's the matter?
112 -- LPC: Let me just give you my address, okay?
113 -- LPC: Okay.
114 -- LPC: For delivery?
115 -- Wig Store Woman 3: How can I deliver you something you haven't even picked out anything?
116 -- LPC: Well, it's the gray-headed one with braids and the skin part in the middle.
117 -- LPC: You know?
118 -- Wig Store Woman 3: What's your name, sir?
119 -- LPC: What's your name?
120 -- LPC: My name's Merlin Fawcett.
121 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Okay, Merlin, again, let me say this.
122 -- Wig Store Woman 3: I do not have, there's not a, put that down.
123 -- Wig Store Woman 3: Hey, come over here!