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Longmont Potion Castle 19 (2022)

Track 10: Porcupine

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1 -- SPEAKER_06: Hello? Hello. I have the copy of Porcupine, someone was looking for?
2 -- SPEAKER_10: Porcupine? Hang on one second. I don't think it was me, so one sec.
3 -- SPEAKER_06: You fucking put me on hold and you're at work.
4 -- SPEAKER_01: You want the porcupine, correct?
5 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
6 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
7 -- SPEAKER_01: Hi. Hi.
8 -- SPEAKER_20: You're calling about Frankenstein?
9 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay. Did you just call me a couple minutes ago?
10 -- SPEAKER_01: No.
11 -- SPEAKER_01: No. You're calling about Frankenstein?
12 -- SPEAKER_20: No.
13 -- SPEAKER_20: You're calling about Frankenstein?
14 -- SPEAKER_01: All right, Frankenstein you want. Yes, sir? How can I help you?
15 -- SPEAKER_20: Someone called me.
16 -- SPEAKER_01: I did not call you. I just opened up the phone to talk to you, and you are there.
17 -- SPEAKER_01: That's strange.
18 -- SPEAKER_01: We are a bookshop, and we do have copies of Frankenstein.
19 -- SPEAKER_09: Hello?
20 -- SPEAKER_17: Yes.
21 -- SPEAKER_09: Hi, we did not have porcupine.
22 -- SPEAKER_17: I thought it was pork pie.
23 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't know. You told me porcupine. It's pork pie?
24 -- SPEAKER_17: Okay. Did you already speak to someone here?
25 -- SPEAKER_09: I've been speaking to you.
26 -- SPEAKER_17: Okay, because I was wondering if you might have called Brian earlier. He might have told me something different.
27 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't know who Brian is. Sorry.
28 -- SPEAKER_17: Okay. So, what is the name of the book that you're looking for again?
29 -- SPEAKER_09: You told me porcupine.
30 -- SPEAKER_17: Right, but I'm asking you, what is the book that you were looking for?
31 -- SPEAKER_09: You told me to look for a porcupine book.
32 -- SPEAKER_17: in the children's section.
33 -- SPEAKER_17: I thought it was pork pie.
34 -- SPEAKER_17: So you're looking for porcupine books in general?
35 -- SPEAKER_17: We don't have a children's section to start with.
36 -- SPEAKER_09: Hi, I am a bookstore.
37 -- SPEAKER_09: I looked in our kids' section.
38 -- SPEAKER_09: We did not have a book called Porcupine.
39 -- SPEAKER_17: Okay.
40 -- SPEAKER_17: So you were looking for that book?
41 -- SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
42 -- SPEAKER_09: You asked me to.
43 -- SPEAKER_17: Oh, I see.
44 -- SPEAKER_17: So you're coming back and let me know that.
45 -- SPEAKER_09: I didn't call.
46 -- SPEAKER_09: I just put you on hold to look on the shelves.
47 -- SPEAKER_17: Okay.
48 -- SPEAKER_17: All right.
49 -- SPEAKER_17: So, uh...
50 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
51 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm not showing that particular title.
52 -- SPEAKER_10: If you have an author's name, that would be very helpful, but just the title,
53 -- SPEAKER_10: Concubine, nothing is coming up.
54 -- SPEAKER_10: Concubine?
55 -- SPEAKER_10: I thought you were saying Porcupine.
56 -- SPEAKER_10: There's the issue.
57 -- SPEAKER_10: What's the, is it Concubine or Porcupine?
58 -- SPEAKER_10: What's the title?
59 -- SPEAKER_10: Of which book?
60 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry, I'm not following.
61 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
62 -- SPEAKER_10: So I didn't just speak with you.
63 -- SPEAKER_10: I just spoke to a gentleman, and he was looking for a book.
64 -- SPEAKER_10: and he said the title is concubine.
65 -- SPEAKER_18: Okay.
66 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry.
67 -- SPEAKER_10: Are you calling from an agency?
68 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry.
69 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm not calling.
70 -- SPEAKER_10: I think we received a call.
71 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
72 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm not sure.
73 -- SPEAKER_10: But, okay.
74 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm going to hang up.
75 -- SPEAKER_10: We do not have the book in stock.
76 -- SPEAKER_10: Sorry.
77 -- SPEAKER_10: Um, okay.
78 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sorry.
79 -- SPEAKER_10: I didn't find anything like that.
80 -- SPEAKER_10: Um, hello?
81 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello?
82 -- SPEAKER_10: Hi.
83 -- SPEAKER_10: Were you looking for the porcupine?
84 -- SPEAKER_10: You know, you know what?
85 -- SPEAKER_10: I think we somehow got into a double phone call.
86 -- SPEAKER_10: I don't know.
87 -- SPEAKER_10: Um, did you find it by any chance?
88 -- SPEAKER_10: I can't find it.
89 -- SPEAKER_10: I wasn't sure of the book, but something poke in the eye or something like that?
90 -- SPEAKER_10: I heard porcupine.
91 -- SPEAKER_10: Porcupine.
92 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay, and I heard poke in the eye.
93 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, dear.
94 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
95 -- SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I'm not even finding it anyway.
96 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
97 -- SPEAKER_10: Well, good luck.
98 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello.
99 -- SPEAKER_18: Hello.
100 -- SPEAKER_10: Was there a subtitle at all, do you know?
101 -- SPEAKER_10: A lot of books are showing up with the title of Porcupine.
102 -- SPEAKER_18: Is it the Porcupine or the Concubine?
103 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, conchupine. Oh, my goodness.
104 -- SPEAKER_10: I heard Porcupine. I am so sorry.
105 -- SPEAKER_18: Oh, it's okay.
106 -- SPEAKER_18: I don't know what the sound interference is that's happening.
107 -- SPEAKER_10: You said it was by Nora Lof.
108 -- SPEAKER_18: I'm seeing one by Nora Loss, and I'm just checking if that's the opposite.
109 -- SPEAKER_10: Um, yeah, if you don't mind holding again, I can go...
110 -- SPEAKER_18: Also, there's some kind of weird sound interference.
111 -- SPEAKER_18: Hello.
112 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello?
113 -- SPEAKER_18: Hi.
114 -- SPEAKER_10: Hi.
115 -- SPEAKER_10: Hi. Um, if you don't mind holding for just a moment, I can double check and see if we have the concubine by Lop.
116 -- SPEAKER_18: There's a lot of sound interference.
117 -- SPEAKER_10: There's...
118 -- SPEAKER_06: is.
119 -- SPEAKER_06: Sir?
120 -- SPEAKER_06: Hi.
121 -- SPEAKER_06: Okay.
122 -- SPEAKER_06: I was not able to find that book.
123 -- SPEAKER_05: Calvin Klein, you did not get it here?
124 -- SPEAKER_06: Calvin Klein?
125 -- SPEAKER_05: That's what he told me the name of the book was.
126 -- SPEAKER_06: In the back of the store, Kelvin Klein?
127 -- SPEAKER_06: No, I couldn't.
128 -- SPEAKER_06: I was it, look.
129 -- SPEAKER_06: I thought he said, Porcupine.
130 -- SPEAKER_05: Was it a used book?
131 -- SPEAKER_06: No, we don't have that book.
132 -- SPEAKER_06: Oh, so you don't know what he's asking for.
133 -- SPEAKER_06: Is it Calvin Klein, or is it?
134 -- SPEAKER_06: it, Porcupine.
135 -- SPEAKER_06: What is the title?
136 -- SPEAKER_06: I mean, I don't know.
137 -- SPEAKER_06: What is he asking for?
138 -- SPEAKER_05: He told me, he, he, the name of the book was Calvin Klein, and you got it here from our store.
139 -- SPEAKER_05: He doesn't know the author.
140 -- SPEAKER_05: And it's about the designer.
141 -- SPEAKER_06: I know, and I looked, and I just looked in the biography area, and then I also looked in the fashion area,
142 -- SPEAKER_06: and it's not in either place.
143 -- SPEAKER_06: Are you looking for the book, Porcupine?
144 -- SPEAKER_22: No, he said Ernest Borgnine.
145 -- SPEAKER_22: Oh, Porcupine.
146 -- SPEAKER_22: Oh, Porcupine.
147 -- SPEAKER_22: completely misunderstood.
148 -- SPEAKER_22: Okay, and you say I had a number of copies of it?
149 -- SPEAKER_10: No, we don't, so are you looking for a book titled Porcupine, or is it a different name?
150 -- SPEAKER_22: Well, he called me, and I, I thought he said he was looking for Ernest Bognine.
151 -- SPEAKER_10: So are you looking for the autobiography?
152 -- SPEAKER_14: Officer Brooks and Sanof, this is Ricardo.
153 -- SPEAKER_14: Good morning.
154 -- SPEAKER_22: Hello?
155 -- SPEAKER_14: This is Ricardo.
156 -- SPEAKER_22: Is this a joke, this call?
157 -- SPEAKER_03: No, just give me a second.
158 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm going to put you on hold.
159 -- SPEAKER_14: Porcupine?
160 -- SPEAKER_20: Yes, sir.
161 -- SPEAKER_20: I'm having a hard time locating.
162 -- SPEAKER_20: I don't remember this title.
163 -- SPEAKER_20: This is this called Porcupine?
164 -- SPEAKER_03: Did you say Palestine?
165 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
166 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
167 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
168 -- SPEAKER_03: Do you have any more information about the particular book?
169 -- SPEAKER_03: Is it about porcupines?
170 -- SPEAKER_03: Without an author I'm not coming up with.
171 -- SPEAKER_21: The title is Palestine?
172 -- SPEAKER_03: Palestine?
173 -- SPEAKER_21: Is that the title?
174 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay.
175 -- SPEAKER_03: Well, I put someone on hold who I thought was looking for a book titled Porcupine, but I could have misunderstood that.
176 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, porcupines?
177 -- SPEAKER_21: I didn't hear that.
178 -- SPEAKER_21: No.
179 -- SPEAKER_21: I didn't put that on hold over here, so you got the wrong shop.
180 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, wait.
181 -- SPEAKER_03: Who am I talking to?
182 -- SPEAKER_03: This is Raina at Blue Cypress books, and I just put somebody on hold who called me.
183 -- SPEAKER_21: Oh, you're talking to Russell at Arcadian.
184 -- SPEAKER_03: Weird.
185 -- SPEAKER_03: Did you call me?
186 -- SPEAKER_21: No.
187 -- SPEAKER_03: That is so weird, because I literally.
188 -- SPEAKER_03: Someone called me looking for that book.
189 -- SPEAKER_21: And I said, oh, one of a minute, one of a sudden, I'm talking to you.
190 -- SPEAKER_21: It's destiny.
191 -- SPEAKER_03: That is so easy.
192 -- SPEAKER_21: Well, good luck, huh?
193 -- SPEAKER_15: Okay, sir.
194 -- SPEAKER_21: Sir?
195 -- SPEAKER_15: Okay, um, the only book we've had is a title called Sparkling Wine Anytime.
196 -- SPEAKER_15: Um, it's by Catherine Cole.
197 -- SPEAKER_08: Yeah, hello.
198 -- SPEAKER_08: Hi, um, I was talking to you about the Porcupine book?
199 -- SPEAKER_15: The Porcupine book.
200 -- SPEAKER_15: Give me one moment, please.
201 -- SPEAKER_08: Okay.
202 -- SPEAKER_15: Yeah, I'm sorry, I was.
203 -- SPEAKER_15: talking to a gentleman on this line. He was looking for a book called sparkling wine.
204 -- SPEAKER_08: Oh, okay. But did you ask about a porcupine book? A book called porcupine? You did not? Hello?
205 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello? Hello? Hi. Sorry, who's...
206 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, I'm so sorry. Were you calling about a book called porcupine? No. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, what are they
207 -- SPEAKER_10: looking for? They're telling me it's poor carmine. Oh, maybe I misheard. No, I don't think
208 -- SPEAKER_10: Porcupine is a book.
209 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm not finding a book called Porcupine either.
210 -- SPEAKER_10: Wait, I don't understand how you ended up on the other end of school.
211 -- SPEAKER_10: I have no idea.
212 -- SPEAKER_03: How strange.
213 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
214 -- SPEAKER_14: This has gone on long enough. I have to hang up. I have work to do, okay.
215 -- SPEAKER_14: Yeah, I have an inventory management system allows me to look up anything we have,
216 -- SPEAKER_14: and it's not showing anything up under just.
217 -- SPEAKER_14: plain porcupine.
218 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay. I think the person meant to call you, I believe. I think they were looking for a book called
219 -- SPEAKER_14: Turpentine. Oh, that's different than porcupine.
220 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello? Yeah, what's the title of the book? He just said porcupine.
221 -- SPEAKER_09: Oh, he told me chorus line. Oh.
222 -- SPEAKER_10: Well, anyway, we'll let him unravel this one.
223 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay. Yeah. That's...
224 -- SPEAKER_10: That sounds good.
225 -- SPEAKER_10: Okay.
226 -- SPEAKER_16: Hello?
227 -- SPEAKER_16: Hello.
228 -- SPEAKER_16: Hi, this is Wiseblood.
229 -- SPEAKER_16: You called about a book called Porcupine?
230 -- SPEAKER_12: No, not Porcupine.
231 -- SPEAKER_12: The young man said that you got a book for me called Turpentine.
232 -- SPEAKER_12: I don't remember a book entitled Turpentine.
233 -- SPEAKER_16: So I had somebody called Us at Wiseblood asking for a book called Porcupine,
234 -- SPEAKER_16: but I don't have anything called Porcupine.
235 -- SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I don't have anything called Turpentine.
236 -- SPEAKER_16: Somebody else called me. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a bookstore.
237 -- SPEAKER_12: You don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
238 -- SPEAKER_16: All right. Okay.
239 -- SPEAKER_12: All right. All right.
240 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello?
241 -- SPEAKER_10: Hello.
242 -- SPEAKER_10: Hi. Were you just looking for a book called Porcupine?
243 -- SPEAKER_10: No, I just had a guy call and ask for poor carmine.
244 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh. Wait. Who are you?
245 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm the bookshop in Lakewood.
246 -- SPEAKER_10: But actually, what was the title he was actually looking for?
247 -- SPEAKER_10: because I misheard him also.
248 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, he said four carmine.
249 -- SPEAKER_07: Parmine.
250 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, I thought he said porcupine.
251 -- SPEAKER_10: That could be.
252 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay.
253 -- SPEAKER_07: Let me jump in here.
254 -- SPEAKER_07: This guy asked me for porcupine.
255 -- SPEAKER_07: He asked Max back for porcupine.
256 -- SPEAKER_07: So I don't know what this dude is doing, but he's pulling some bullshit.
257 -- SPEAKER_07: Oh, God.
258 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay, great.
259 -- SPEAKER_07: We're done.
260 -- SPEAKER_07: Okay.
261 -- SPEAKER_10: Thanks for Holting.
262 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm sort of coming up a little empty-handed here.
263 -- SPEAKER_10: Do you remember anything else about the book?
264 -- SPEAKER_10: It's called Poke in the Eye.
265 -- SPEAKER_05: Oh, weird.
266 -- SPEAKER_05: Okay.
267 -- SPEAKER_05: So on the first pass, I heard porcupine, which is a totally different.
268 -- SPEAKER_09: That could have been the correct one.
269 -- SPEAKER_08: Hello?
270 -- SPEAKER_08: Hi.
271 -- SPEAKER_08: Calling about porcupine?
272 -- SPEAKER_08: No.
273 -- SPEAKER_13: You called me.
274 -- SPEAKER_13: I put somebody on hold, and then when I picked up, you were there.
275 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, my goodness.
276 -- SPEAKER_11: Someone just called us.
277 -- SPEAKER_13: Did they call you about porcupine?
278 -- SPEAKER_11: No, I think it's called Wine and Dine.
279 -- SPEAKER_13: Weird.
280 -- SPEAKER_11: Weird.
281 -- SPEAKER_11: Okay, I'm going to hang up.
282 -- SPEAKER_11: I think this is on you.
283 -- SPEAKER_11: We're a used bookstore, so I'm guessing it's not for us.
284 -- SPEAKER_11: Anyway.
285 -- SPEAKER_11: Well, no, we're a new and used bookstore.
286 -- SPEAKER_11: Oh, well, we wouldn't have, they said that they were looking for multiple copies.
287 -- SPEAKER_11: Weird.
288 -- SPEAKER_11: A weird scam, I guess.
289 -- SPEAKER_11: I don't know.
290 -- SPEAKER_11: Weird.
291 -- SPEAKER_11: Happy Christmas.
292 -- SPEAKER_11: Are you hearing weird noises?
293 -- SPEAKER_11: Yes.
294 -- SPEAKER_11: Are we being reported?
295 -- SPEAKER_11: What is going on?
296 -- SPEAKER_09: I don't know.
297 -- SPEAKER_11: I hope that you have success with this.
298 -- SPEAKER_11: You too.
299 -- SPEAKER_11: Cool.
300 -- SPEAKER_11: Bye.
301 -- SPEAKER_11: Bye.
302 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi.
303 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
304 -- SPEAKER_02: So I am not finding anything called Porcupine.
305 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you sure it was the store, the specific Barbaras?
306 -- SPEAKER_23: Ah, this is not Barbaras.
307 -- SPEAKER_23: This is volumes.
308 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh.
309 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm sorry.
310 -- SPEAKER_02: What?
311 -- SPEAKER_02: I was just on the phone with a customer.
312 -- SPEAKER_23: They just called me and we're looking for a book.
313 -- SPEAKER_02: Wait, and how are we talking, though?
314 -- SPEAKER_02: That doesn't make sense?
315 -- SPEAKER_23: I don't know.
316 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's really, really weird.
317 -- SPEAKER_02: What were they looking?
318 -- SPEAKER_23: for?
319 -- SPEAKER_02: They were looking for a book called Porcupine?
320 -- SPEAKER_23: Ah, see, mine was looking for Picklevine.
321 -- SPEAKER_02: What is happening?
322 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
323 -- SPEAKER_02: The Matrix.
324 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know, but, um...
325 -- SPEAKER_04: All right, it looks like there's a few books called Porcupine.
326 -- SPEAKER_19: Is you just, are we going to...
327 -- SPEAKER_19: Is this another store I'm talking to?
328 -- SPEAKER_04: This is the Hurstborn location, but I have access to the inventory of other stores.
329 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay, this is book, sorry.
330 -- SPEAKER_19: This is book and music exchange.
331 -- SPEAKER_19: I'm from Booking Museum.
332 -- SPEAKER_19: This guy just put it together on a call looking for a book called Snorting Lines.
333 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm not, yeah, not seeing that.
334 -- SPEAKER_19: Yeah, that's what I'm...
335 -- SPEAKER_19: It's okay.
336 -- SPEAKER_19: Okay.
337 -- SPEAKER_04: Have a wonderful thing.
338 -- SPEAKER_04: Have a nice day.
339 -- SPEAKER_04: Yay, customer service.
340 -- SPEAKER_04: Are you looking for, like, porcupine, like, the animal?
341 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
342 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
343 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, hey, I was talking to someone about a book.
344 -- SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I was also talking to someone about a book.
345 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, I was talking to a different book.
346 -- SPEAKER_10: person. It was a guy.
347 -- SPEAKER_10: I was talking to you in a man. Okay, this is
348 -- SPEAKER_10: very strange. Do you also work at a bookshop?
349 -- SPEAKER_10: I do.
350 -- SPEAKER_10: I'm working at a bookshop. This is very strange.
351 -- SPEAKER_10: What are you looking for?
352 -- SPEAKER_10: I was also helping a man, and he was like, I'm looking
353 -- SPEAKER_10: for a book called Porcupine towards the
354 -- SPEAKER_10: right of your story, and I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
355 -- SPEAKER_10: Porcupine. I thought he was saying turpentine.
356 -- SPEAKER_10: Oh, he, okay, so he was
357 -- SPEAKER_10: asking both of us from different books.
358 -- SPEAKER_10: I guess so? This is so weird.
359 -- SPEAKER_10: This is so weird.
360 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't know how they have to be a whole company were located up the top of Queen Anne Hill.
361 -- SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I don't think that you and I can probably help each other.
362 -- SPEAKER_14: Yeah, that was weird.
363 -- SPEAKER_14: I hope you have a wonderful day.
364 -- SPEAKER_14: You too.
365 -- SPEAKER_10: Nice to be a week.
366 -- SPEAKER_14: That's a day.
367 -- SPEAKER_21: That's it.