wallace-thrasher

Longmont Potion Castle 8 (2011)

Track 13: Sea-Doo Islandia

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1 -- SPEAKER_02: No, what are you boat here?
2 -- SPEAKER_00: I need to, I need to get out on the water and get a new boat pretty soon.
3 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you looking to rent?
4 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, lease.
5 -- SPEAKER_03: What are you looking to rent?
6 -- SPEAKER_00: I need to go real fast, real soon.
7 -- SPEAKER_03: All right, then.
8 -- SPEAKER_00: Is I going to work or what?
9 -- SPEAKER_03: Are you looking to rent a boat?
10 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why do you keep hanging up?
11 -- SPEAKER_03: Because you sound like a flake, you sound like you're on drugs.
12 -- SPEAKER_00: What in the world do you mean?
13 -- SPEAKER_00: mean? Oh, my gosh.
14 -- SPEAKER_00: You're looking to get you...
15 -- SPEAKER_03: Look, if you're not going to be serious, then don't call me back, all right?
16 -- SPEAKER_00: You're looking to get your ass, whoop, or what?
17 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
18 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was interested in running a speedboat for this weekend.
19 -- SPEAKER_03: It's a $100 deposit per day, if you want to hold the day.
20 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you guys take gold?
21 -- SPEAKER_00: Gold what?
22 -- SPEAKER_00: Bars.
23 -- SPEAKER_00: This guy's an idiot. Just hang up on.
24 -- SPEAKER_03: I don't call it.
25 -- SPEAKER_03: He's on drugs.
26 -- SPEAKER_03: Hello?
27 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, I was wondering if you guys.
28 -- SPEAKER_00: delivered boats?
29 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, if you keep calling us, you're going to get harassed.
30 -- SPEAKER_02: We'll file charges. Stop calling.
31 -- SPEAKER_00: Do I have to pick up, or can you
32 -- SPEAKER_00: come to me with the boats?
33 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this?
34 -- SPEAKER_00: This is snake.
35 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
36 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was wondering if you guys
37 -- SPEAKER_00: would accept a gold chain for
38 -- SPEAKER_01: a boat. Yeah, and you'd call
39 -- SPEAKER_01: like a thousand times, Jason. My name's
40 -- SPEAKER_01: Ben. Oh, okay, Ben. You and your boyfriend, Jason.
41 -- SPEAKER_01: Have fun on your little C-Dil Islander,
42 -- SPEAKER_01: and do anything you want to do, okay?
43 -- SPEAKER_01: You can play with skis, you can do anything you want.
44 -- SPEAKER_01: Have fun.
45 -- SPEAKER_02: We both here.
46 -- SPEAKER_02: Gay is both in town.
47 -- SPEAKER_00: Listen up, dude.
48 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you guys queer or what?
49 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've got to knock you off.
50 -- SPEAKER_00: That's what I thought.
51 -- SPEAKER_02: My name's Jason.
52 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm gay.
53 -- SPEAKER_02: I love it in my abs.
54 -- SPEAKER_00: Are you going to trade my gold chain for your water skis or not?
55 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have any water skis.
56 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have any water skis. We're not sharing anything in, dude.
57 -- SPEAKER_02: Stop calling.
58 -- SPEAKER_02: If you continue to call,
59 -- SPEAKER_02: harassment, we got your number already, so that unknown crap that you're doing, it doesn't work.
60 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
61 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and that's 4, 5, 6, yeah. It doesn't work, bro.
62 -- SPEAKER_00: Your bogus Craigslist is not going to work.
63 -- SPEAKER_02: What are you talking about, bro?
64 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to trade our ski for a freaking gold chain. How dumb are you?
65 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a long chain, dude.
66 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't care if it's a long chain.
67 -- SPEAKER_02: Money costs and bullshit loss, bro.
68 -- SPEAKER_00: You never heard of Byron, though, huh?
69 -- SPEAKER_02: Byron. No, Byron?
70 -- SPEAKER_00: That dude goes like two.
71 -- SPEAKER_00: 200 miles an hour in a boat.
72 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's awesome, dude. That's awesome. That's cool.
73 -- SPEAKER_02: They have to go 200 miles an hour in your ass, too.
74 -- SPEAKER_00: So I got one chain for one boat, period.
75 -- SPEAKER_00: End of discussion.
76 -- SPEAKER_02: Not doing it. Stop call. Why do you, like, continue to call?
77 -- SPEAKER_02: You like continue to call. It's comic.
78 -- SPEAKER_00: I have never called you before.
79 -- SPEAKER_00: I saw it on Craig's list or Emily's list or whatever it was, and I call.
80 -- SPEAKER_02: Probably.
81 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, you call a lot, bro. Don't act dumb.
82 -- SPEAKER_02: Don't be stupid.
83 -- SPEAKER_00: You got that covered.
84 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to knock you out.
85 -- SPEAKER_00: And then I'm going to ride around in a boat all day.
86 -- SPEAKER_02: You don't even know what I look like.
87 -- SPEAKER_02: I just, I love, just please, come over here and not try to knock me out.
88 -- SPEAKER_02: That'd be awesome.
89 -- SPEAKER_02: Come over to Nevada boat company.
90 -- SPEAKER_02: We partnered up with them, too.
91 -- SPEAKER_02: We're going to start storing our boat for us here.
92 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm going to take you out, period.
93 -- SPEAKER_02: Who are you going to take me out and stick me in my head, you all over?
94 -- SPEAKER_02: I'll never have been out of the steakhouse.
95 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll meet you at the steakhouse.
96 -- SPEAKER_02: Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
97 -- SPEAKER_02: So you must not be getting very good business, huh?
98 -- SPEAKER_00: Me?
99 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you?
100 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, my business is great.
101 -- SPEAKER_02: So your business is so great, you got to call and harass people?
102 -- SPEAKER_00: It's Friday night, man.
103 -- SPEAKER_00: And you're the one on Craigslist, so you work it out.
104 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're on Craigslist, and we're going to work it up?
105 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm not on Craigslist, Jackass.
106 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm looking right at it.
107 -- SPEAKER_02: What's it said?
108 -- SPEAKER_00: It says, call you for boats, prick.
109 -- SPEAKER_02: Call me for both.
110 -- SPEAKER_02: That's what it says right now.
111 -- SPEAKER_02: Call me for boats.
112 -- SPEAKER_00: Prick.
113 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, you're very conical, don't you?
114 -- SPEAKER_02: Mew-D-D-D-D-Huddy.
115 -- SPEAKER_02: I honestly want to know if you have nothing better else to do than call people on Craigslist.
116 -- SPEAKER_02: These guys are complete moron.
117 -- SPEAKER_02: I live off of Hokie and bubble up and I rent my house because I can't afford to buy my own fucking house.
118 -- SPEAKER_00: What do you care where I live?
119 -- SPEAKER_02: You're 35-year-old going somewhere alive, right?
120 -- SPEAKER_02: You're getting out with Nevada boat company.
121 -- SPEAKER_02: You're doing nothing, right?
122 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm the one asking the questions here.
123 -- SPEAKER_00: Prick.
124 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, you're a weird.
125 -- SPEAKER_02: There he is.
126 -- SPEAKER_02: Gosh, you're making my day.
127 -- SPEAKER_02: This is awesome.
128 -- SPEAKER_02: I want to hear,
129 -- SPEAKER_02: this team is being stupid
130 -- SPEAKER_02: because you're making yourself
131 -- SPEAKER_02: like a complete embecile.
132 -- SPEAKER_02: You're awesome.
133 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, are you high right now?
134 -- SPEAKER_00: No.
135 -- SPEAKER_02: Dude, stop calling.
136 -- SPEAKER_00: I need jet skis.
137 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have jet skis.
138 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have skis.
139 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have chains.
140 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have anchors.
141 -- SPEAKER_02: We don't have any of that crap.
142 -- SPEAKER_02: We are, we are rental company.
143 -- SPEAKER_02: You can rent use gildo to fuck Jacob Fulton in the ass.
144 -- SPEAKER_03: Who?
145 -- SPEAKER_02: What did Ceeoo Island?
146 -- SPEAKER_02: Like me?
147 -- SPEAKER_02: Dan partner up in Nevada Company, if you like, as well.
148 -- SPEAKER_00: You lost me.
149 -- None: Yeah.