Best Before '24 (2024)

Best Before '24

Track 6: Star People

This track has been reviewed! 😊

Speakers adjusted? true
Subtitles adjusted? true
To-Do: needs review, especially during 'star people' music background

  • 1 -- Richard: Richard, this is Gale.
  • 2 -- Richard: Can I help you?
  • 3 -- LPC: Hi, yeah, this is Geddes with Winn-Dixie.
  • 4 -- LPC: Just calling to ask who y'all are planning to vote for up...
  • 5 -- Richard: Vote for?
  • 6 -- Richard: I'm not gonna answer.
  • 7 -- Richard: You said you're with Winn-Dixie?
  • 8 -- LPC: Yes.
  • 9 -- Richard: Like the grocery store?
  • 10 -- Richard: Why does Winn-Dixie care who we're voting for?
  • 11 -- Richard: Why does that matter?
  • 12 -- LPC: Oh, we gotta know, big guy.
  • 13 -- Richard: Winn-Dixie does?
  • 14 -- LPC: Yes, sir.
  • 15 -- LPC: I got a survey to complete here.
  • 16 -- Richard: Okay, yeah, this is an inappropriate phone call.
  • 17 -- Richard: Leave me alone.
  • 18 -- LPC: You're not going to vote at all?
  • 19 -- Richard: This is, yeah, look, don't call back.
  • 20 -- Richard: You're being awfully pushy on this.
  • 21 -- LPC: That's an order.
  • 22 -- LPC: You got it?
  • 23 -- Richard: An order?
  • 24 -- LPC: Yes, sir.
  • 25 -- Richard: I'm trying to figure out why you're being pushy on this.
  • 26 -- Richard: I don't know.
  • 27 -- Richard: I'm not understanding what's going on here.
  • 28 -- Richard: Why does Winn-Dixie care?
  • 29 -- LPC: Hey, brother, who are you going to vote for?
  • 30 -- LPC: That's all I need to know.
  • 31 -- Man 1: I'm not registered.
  • 32 -- LPC: Which candidate do you choose?
  • 33 -- Man 1: Shit, I don't know.
  • 34 -- Man 1: It depends on who the Republican Party get in nomination.
  • 35 -- LPC: I mean, you got Dick Durbin.
  • 36 -- LPC: Now, you got Reince Priebus, see?
  • 37 -- Man 1: I never heard neither one of them.
  • 38 -- LPC: You got Wayne Freebus.
  • 39 -- Man 1: Keep going?
  • 40 -- Man 1: Yeah.
  • 41 -- LPC: I mean, you see where this is going now.
  • 42 -- LPC: You got every damn person.
  • 43 -- Man 1: Exactly.
  • 44 -- LPC: You got every damn person.
  • 45 -- LPC: Now, who do you like?
  • 46 -- LPC: On a serious note.
  • 47 -- Man 1: No, no candidates.
  • 48 -- LPC: No candidates.
  • 49 -- LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  • 50 -- LPC: So you can't remain neutral, brother.
  • 51 -- Man 1: Watch me, brother.
  • 52 -- Man 1: Watch me, brother.
  • 53 -- LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  • 54 -- LPC: You can't remain neutral, brother.
  • 55 -- Man 1: Call me back in a week and I'll let you know, sir.
  • 56 -- Man 1: Give me some time to think about it.
  • 57 -- LPC: And you'll slap something on me?
  • 58 -- Man 1: Yes, sir.
  • 59 -- Reggie: Hello.
  • 60 -- LPC: Hello, Reggie.
  • 61 -- LPC: My name's Samurai.
  • 62 -- LPC: I'm calling from Star People.
  • 63 -- Reggie: What's that?
  • 64 -- LPC: We like to find out who you are voting for.
  • 65 -- Reggie: Oh, uh, conservative across the board.
  • 66 -- LPC: Okay.
  • 67 -- LPC: Can you tell us a candidate you choose?
  • 68 -- Reggie: Nah, it's all right.
  • 69 -- LPC: We offer marshmallows in exchange.
  • 70 -- Reggie: Really?
  • 71 -- Reggie: You have my attention now.
  • 72 -- LPC: Organic marshmallow.
  • 73 -- Butcher Shop Man: Hello?
  • 74 -- LPC: Yes.
  • 75 -- LPC: Is this butcher shop?
  • 76 -- Butcher Shop Man: Yes.
  • 77 -- LPC: This is Roderick Lip and I'm calling from Chuckwagon Society.
  • 78 -- LPC: We're calling to ask who you're going to vote for.
  • 79 -- Butcher Shop Man: Who I'm going to vote for?
  • 80 -- LPC: Yes.
  • 81 -- Butcher Shop Man: Look, I'm not voting for nobody.
  • 82 -- LPC: Well, tell us who you like.
  • 83 -- Butcher Shop Man: I don't like none of them candidates out there.
  • 84 -- Butcher Shop Man: They don't like me and I don't like them.
  • 85 -- LPC: What if they all got naked?
  • 86 -- LPC: Who would you choose up there then?
  • 87 -- Butcher Shop Man: I ain't choosing none of them.
  • 88 -- LPC: You've got twenty naked candidates.
  • 89 -- LPC: Who do you like?
  • 90 -- Butcher Shop Man: Come on let's get naked Jack.
  • 91 -- LPC: Hey Eddie, this is Roderick Lip.
  • 92 -- LPC: How you doing?
  • 93 -- Eddie: Good, you?
  • 94 -- LPC: Doing good, doing good.
  • 95 -- LPC: So Eddie, just quickly here, I know you're busy.
  • 96 -- LPC: Who's got your vote in the upcoming election here?
  • 97 -- Eddie: You know, man, I don't vote.
  • 98 -- LPC: You're not going to vote at all?
  • 99 -- Eddie: No, no, I gave up on all of them.
  • 100 -- Eddie: Ain't nobody worth voting for.
  • 101 -- LPC: Well, I can't give you a gift card unless you give me some kind of answer.
  • 102 -- Eddie: I don't even care if the world comes to an end.
  • 103 -- Eddie: How's that work for you?
  • 104 -- Eddie: Let them clowns do whatever they gotta do, but good luck to you.
  • 105 -- Eddie: Maybe somebody will step up.
  • 106 -- Eddiee: that can run the country, because nobody can right now.
  • 107 -- Eddie: Thanks, bud.
  • 108 -- LPC: We can give you an aquarium.
  • 109 -- LPC: How's that?
  • 110 -- Brian: Hello, this is Brian.
  • 111 -- LPC: Hey, Brian, brother.
  • 112 -- LPC: I'm Geddes with Star People.
  • 113 -- Brian: With who?
  • 114 -- LPC: With Star People.
  • 115 -- LPC: We'd just like to know who you plan to vote for, sir.
  • 116 -- Brian: Hey, take me off this list. I'm not.. I'm not telling everybody who I'm voting for.
  • 117 -- LPC: You cannot remain neutral.
  • 118 -- Brian: yet while i am well i'm undecided.
  • 119 -- Brian: anyway to point anyway there's a few candidates out there.
  • 120 -- Brian: you know it's been nominated.
  • 121 -- Brian: on the other side you've got a lot of.
  • 122 -- LPC: not only you've got going to treatments you've got a way to treatments.
  • 123 -- LPC: i'm going to see what this is going on.
  • 124 -- LPC: Who do you choose to pick up the list?
  • 125 -- Brian: Take me off the list.
  • 126 -- LPC: Well, I need an answer here.
  • 127 -- LPC: Hello.
  • 128 -- LPC: Howdy, Ted.
  • 129 -- Ted: Yeah.
  • 130 -- LPC: Hi, this is Dick Fortune
  • 131 -- LPC: calling, how are you today?
  • 132 -- Ted: Good, Dick Fortune.
  • 133 -- LPC: How are you?
  • 134 -- LPC: Oh, pretty good.
  • 135 -- LPC: Pretty good.
  • 136 -- LPC: Thank you.
  • 137 -- LPC: We're calling to ask what you thought of the US elections coming up.
  • 138 -- Ted: I'm a Canadian.
  • 139 -- Ted: Do you really give a shit?
  • 140 -- LPC: Well, yeah, that's what we're calling to ask.
  • 141 -- Ted: Why do you care what Canadians think?
  • 142 -- LPC: Well, we'll give you the two hundred and fifty dollar gift card in exchange.
  • 143 -- Ted: I'm good, thanks buddy.
  • 144 -- LPC: What if we kick it up to three hundred?
  • 145 -- Otto: Packinghouse?
  • 146 -- LPC: Hey, Packinghouse, who am I speaking with?
  • 147 -- Otto: Otto.
  • 148 -- LPC: Hey, Otto.
  • 149 -- LPC: This is Barry Ninny with Honky Tonk Society.
  • 150 -- LPC: How are we today?
  • 151 -- Otto: I'm doing just fine.
  • 152 -- LPC: I was calling to see who you're planning on voting for up there.
  • 153 -- Otto: Oh, no.
  • 154 -- Otto: No, sir.
  • 155 -- LPC: Who are you going to choose?
  • 156 -- Otto: Who I'm going to choose?
  • 157 -- Otto: You don't want to know who I'm going to choose, do you?
  • 158 -- Otto: OK.
  • 159 -- Otto: I choose the good Lord.
  • 160 -- Otto: The good Lord, the one running it.
  • 161 -- Otto: I got to vote for the one that's running it, right?
  • 162 -- Otto: That's who's running it.
  • 163 -- Otto: The good Lord, the one that's running it.
  • 164 -- Otto: So that's who I vote for.
  • 165 -- Otto: Now, if we can vote for the good Lord, then everybody will be all right.
  • 166 -- Otto: But see, everybody don't want to vote for the good Lord.
  • 167 -- Otto: See what I'm saying?
  • 168 -- Otto: Everybody want to vote for man.
  • 169 -- Otto: Man ain't the good Lord.
  • 170 -- Otto: Good Lord run the world.
  • 171 -- Otto: See what I'm saying?
  • 172 -- Otto: Because there's a lot of things men can't stop.
  • 173 -- Otto: Don't have no control over.
  • 174 -- Otto: So why am I voting somebody on things they don't have no control over?
  • 175 -- Otto: I need to vote for somebody that got control, period, over everything.
  • 176 -- Otto: Not just some things, over everything.
  • 177 -- Otto: See what I'm saying?
  • 178 -- Otto: Good Lord got control over everything.
  • 179 -- Otto: Not some things, everything.
  • 180 -- Otto: I want that same answer.
  • 181 -- Otto: Put good Lord down there.
  • 182 -- Otto: That's the answer I want.
  • 183 -- LPC: Bless you.
  • 184 -- Otto: Bless you.
  • 185 -- Otto: That's what I'm saying.
  • 186 -- Otto: That's what I'm talking about.
  • 187 -- Otto: See what you just said?
  • 188 -- Otto: So you know a little something, too.
  • 189 -- Otto: Okay.
  • 190 -- Butcher 1: Hello?
  • 191 -- LPC: Hello, Butcher?
  • 192 -- Butcher 1: Yes?
  • 193 -- LPC: Yeah, hi.
  • 194 -- LPC: I'm Ortega Feeley with Star People.
  • 195 -- LPC: Alright?
  • 196 -- Butcher 1: The fuck is that?
  • 197 -- LPC: We'd like to know who you're gonna vote for.
  • 198 -- Butcher 1: That's none of your fucking business.
  • 199 -- LPC: It's just a survey, dude.
  • 200 -- Butcher 1: It's a survey?
  • 201 -- Butcher 1: My opinion, voting is over.
  • 202 -- Butcher 1: The votes don't matter.
  • 203 -- Butcher 1: So now, shit's gonna hit the fan.
  • 204 -- Butcher 1: And look at the fucking idiots that's in there now.
  • 205 -- Butcher 1: Look what he's done to the country.
  • 206 -- Butcher 1: Look at the price of gas, the price of food.
  • 207 -- Butcher 1: Fuck.
  • 208 -- Anthony: Hello?
  • 209 -- LPC: Hey, Anthony.
  • 210 -- Anthony: Hey.
  • 211 -- LPC: This is Geddes with Star People.
  • 212 -- Anthony: Okay, what's going on?
  • 213 -- LPC: We'd like to know who you plan to vote for.
  • 214 -- LPC: Who do you like?
  • 215 -- Anthony: Ah.. I think I'm going to write in Longmont Potion Castle.