Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)

Longmont Potion Castle 5

Track 2: UPS Freakout 1

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I could talk to your husband.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_01: Who is this, please?
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Bernard.
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_01: Bernard. And what's this regarding?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think he just spoke to my boy.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: A few minutes ago, you need to talk.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_01: No, what is this regarding?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: I think he just spoke to my son on the phone a few middle school ma'am.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_01: If he's talking about a C-Fuel package, COD, it doesn't belong to us.
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I think...
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_01: And he wasn't rude to your son because I was laying on the couch listening to him.
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_01: He just said, bring it on by, and he would look at it.
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_01: We're not coming out.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_01: of our home for something that's not coming to us.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: I think you guys need to reevaluate or your...
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_01: I think that I will call the police if you continue to harass me because I don't understand why you're bothering me.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: You've done nothing.
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a COD $842.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have a COD coming to me, sir, for nothing.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_01: Your son told me $25, so I don't know what he said...
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a 9,600-gallon tank of squid.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_01: You did not order a 9600 gallon of squid, thank you.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_01: Have enough way.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is Bernard over a United Parcel.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: What's here to be the trouble here?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: United Parcel?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: Fuck you. Drop dead.
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: I think that you need to reevaluate your guys' position.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: I think you need to come over here so I can kick your ass.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: This is a $920 COD delivery.
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Good. You bring it on over here.
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: Oh, we'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: That's a good idea. You bring it on over here and I'll have the cops here and meet you.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: We need certified funds today.
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: You bring it.
  • 39 -- None: Hello?
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Curtis. A UPS calling?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, look, you know, we're having a car with you guys.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_01: And I'm not with me.
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_01: With somebody from UPS. I didn't order anything.
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_01: You got the wrong number.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: No, it's got yesterday's date on it.
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_01: I didn't order anything from UPS.
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, we're on our way, and it's 227, 227 is due on the shipment.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I did not order it.
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_01: and I'm going to have, if you don't give me a number or your last name or who you work for,
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm calling the police and having a report filed.
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_01: I went through this before with you people.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not playing this game the second time.
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: I do see a flag here on your account, meaning that you have been problematic.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me your name.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't...
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me your last name, Curtis.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me a last name.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't make me call the police and have this phone traced.
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_01: I will put a tap on it.
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_01: I played this game.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_01: once before. I am not in the mood for it today.
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: Lady, come and get me.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_01: Listen to me, sir. Give me your fucking last name.
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: Nala.
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_00: Give me your phone number.
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_00: It's 1-800 pickups. You've probably seen it a thousand times.
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: Right. Bullshit. You know why? Because I call that number and it's not real.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: It's not real number.
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: One 800 PIC UPS. 1-800.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_01: No, I've called that.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_01: I've called that.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't believe you.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: 25.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_01: Say it again?
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_00: 877.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_01: Give me the number again.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_00: I've already stated it.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_00: I couldn't hear you.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_01: We're on our way.
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: We need about 20 minutes, but we need a check for 2.27.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_01: Not going to get it.
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: Prepared.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_01: Not going to get it.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay.
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_01: Not going to get it.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't believe you.
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_01: I did not order anything.
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_01: You were calling the wrong house.
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_01: You're calling the wrong number.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_01: It's a different house, different number.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_01: If you call me again or if you come by my home, I will have the police arrive.
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_00: We'll be there in 15 minutes.
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_01: Fine.
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: I'll have the police here waiting for you.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: We'll have a 416-pound squid as in a tank.
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_01: I've already.
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_01: Everybody dealt with the squid shit before with you, people, do not start it again.
  • 98 -- SPEAKER_01: I will call the police and have this done.
  • 99 -- SPEAKER_01: I will have this done.
  • 100 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't care if you gave me a false name.
  • 101 -- SPEAKER_01: I will use it.
  • 102 -- SPEAKER_01: I'll have them tap my phone.
  • 103 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm not in the moose of this game.
  • 104 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, I have too much going on in my life to fucking play games.
  • 105 -- SPEAKER_01: Don't be playing this game again.
  • 106 -- SPEAKER_01: Do not call this number again.
  • 107 -- SPEAKER_01: Hello?
  • 108 -- SPEAKER_00: Uh, ma'am, that's, yeah, that's it.
  • 109 -- SPEAKER_00: We've got flags on your account now.
  • 110 -- SPEAKER_01: Do not call this number.
  • 111 -- SPEAKER_01: We're signifying you as a problem.
  • 112 -- SPEAKER_00: We're signifying you as a problem.
  • 113 -- SPEAKER_01: customer.
  • 114 -- SPEAKER_01: Do not call this account again.
  • 115 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah?
  • 116 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is Bernard.
  • 117 -- SPEAKER_00: Yep.
  • 118 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, you have been flagged as problematic.
  • 119 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm fucking dead.
  • 120 -- SPEAKER_00: Why don't you come over here and talk to me?
  • 121 -- SPEAKER_00: We'll be there in 15 minutes.
  • 122 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting for you, cocksucker.