Longmont Potion Castle 5 (2005)

Longmont Potion Castle 5

Track 23: UPS Freakout 2

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  • 1 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 2 -- SPEAKER_00: Hi, this is Bernie at United Parcel.
  • 3 -- SPEAKER_00: Calling about your shipment here, it's negative $480 on the invoice.
  • 4 -- SPEAKER_00: What shipment?
  • 5 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling and what is this regarding?
  • 6 -- SPEAKER_00: It's 480 pounds squid is what it is from Tokyo.
  • 7 -- SPEAKER_00: And it's on our dock and we just got to get a good time to deliver and we need COD on that.
  • 8 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, who are you calling?
  • 9 -- SPEAKER_00: That, in fact, we've certified funds.
  • 10 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  • 11 -- SPEAKER_00: It's on the packing slip. I got the P.O. number. I got your signature.
  • 12 -- SPEAKER_00: Who?
  • 13 -- SPEAKER_00: On the slip. You?
  • 14 -- SPEAKER_00: Give me a name.
  • 15 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm Bernard.
  • 16 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
  • 17 -- SPEAKER_00: Fuddle. I am. 24 years on the job.
  • 18 -- SPEAKER_00: Who is the name that you're looking for?
  • 19 -- SPEAKER_00: It's from Tokyo Joe's Squid.
  • 20 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, you have the wrong number. I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • 21 -- SPEAKER_00: talking about. I've got your signature and we need certified funds.
  • 22 -- SPEAKER_00: Which signature is it? Tell me the name of the signature.
  • 23 -- SPEAKER_00: I can, I can co-sign on the thing.
  • 24 -- SPEAKER_00: And if you, now we can take you, we can take you to your bank.
  • 25 -- SPEAKER_00: You're not listening to me.
  • 26 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't think you're acknowledging me.
  • 27 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  • 28 -- SPEAKER_00: What number are you calling?
  • 29 -- SPEAKER_00: What number are you calling? I'm not expecting a package from Tokyo or any place else.
  • 30 -- SPEAKER_00: What number is you?
  • 31 -- SPEAKER_00: This is a 480-pound squid, and we've got to move it.
  • 32 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't care where you move it. You can't move it to the mouse.
  • 33 -- SPEAKER_00: Did you just change your mind on the product?
  • 34 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  • 35 -- SPEAKER_00: You haven't even identified who you're calling.
  • 36 -- SPEAKER_00: I am Bernard Foote.
  • 37 -- SPEAKER_00: How do you know you've got the right number?
  • 38 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm with United Parcel.
  • 39 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't care who are you with.
  • 40 -- SPEAKER_00: Who are you calling?
  • 41 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm calling right now, on the dock standing here with three deliverymen.
  • 42 -- SPEAKER_00: Which number?
  • 43 -- SPEAKER_00: Where is it supposed to go?
  • 44 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm 1,800 pickups.
  • 45 -- SPEAKER_00: What are you supposed to go?
  • 46 -- SPEAKER_00: You're supposed to go?
  • 47 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm in Commerce City.
  • 48 -- SPEAKER_00: What's the address it's supposed to be delivered?
  • 49 -- SPEAKER_00: We're at 5621, Quebec Street, Commerce City.
  • 50 -- SPEAKER_00: That's the address it's supposed to go to?
  • 51 -- SPEAKER_00: That's where we're located, sir.
  • 52 -- SPEAKER_00: Where is it supposed to be delivered to?
  • 53 -- SPEAKER_00: You need to focus on the certified funds that we need.
  • 54 -- SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • 55 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't know who you are.
  • 56 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't have any shipment coming to me.
  • 57 -- SPEAKER_01: You can't even tell me who you're talking to.
  • 58 -- SPEAKER_00: Do you...
  • 59 -- SPEAKER_00: And...
  • 60 -- SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
  • 61 -- SPEAKER_00: Hello?
  • 62 -- SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is Franklin Donovan, down at the United Parks Service.
  • 63 -- SPEAKER_00: What appears to be the problem there?
  • 64 -- SPEAKER_01: Somebody called and they didn't...
  • 65 -- SPEAKER_01: Who are you calling?
  • 66 -- SPEAKER_01: They said who are you calling?
  • 67 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm asking you.
  • 68 -- SPEAKER_01: Whom are you calling with respect to some supposed delivery?
  • 69 -- SPEAKER_00: You're a squid here.
  • 70 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't have a squid, sorry.
  • 71 -- SPEAKER_00: This thing's a nuisance.
  • 72 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't have a squid.
  • 73 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry. I don't know who you're calling.
  • 74 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, sir.
  • 75 -- SPEAKER_00: This is Ruben calling from United Parcel Service.
  • 76 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm an administrator here.
  • 77 -- SPEAKER_00: And according to the notes, you spoke to Wallace.
  • 78 -- SPEAKER_00: Some kind of squid, large freight here.
  • 79 -- SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's flags on the account here that you are a problematic account,
  • 80 -- SPEAKER_00: which is why I'm trying to call.
  • 81 -- SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  • 82 -- SPEAKER_00: Ruben Norman.
  • 83 -- SPEAKER_00: No.
  • 84 -- SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  • 85 -- SPEAKER_00: on the account.
  • 86 -- SPEAKER_00: Is that your name?
  • 87 -- SPEAKER_00: Can't you just extrapolate one to the other?
  • 88 -- SPEAKER_00: What is the name on the account?
  • 89 -- SPEAKER_00: It's a simple question.
  • 90 -- SPEAKER_00: Even a jackass like you could answer that.
  • 91 -- SPEAKER_00: What is...
  • 92 -- SPEAKER_00: The name I just gave you?
  • 93 -- SPEAKER_00: Is that your name or the name on the...
  • 94 -- SPEAKER_00: Yes, it is.
  • 95 -- SPEAKER_00: And before we write off...
  • 96 -- SPEAKER_00: Before we write off this amount...
  • 97 -- SPEAKER_00: Goodbye, I'm tall.