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Longmont Potion Castle 15 (2018)

Track 9: UPS Throwdown

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1 -- SPEAKER_04: Hello?
2 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, my name's Guy with United Parcel Service.
3 -- SPEAKER_02: How are you doing today?
4 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm doing all right.
5 -- SPEAKER_02: All right, we've been out there a couple times.
6 -- SPEAKER_02: Our driver's reporting that you're not around for a COD delivery.
7 -- SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to know a better time to come back today or tomorrow.
8 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
9 -- SPEAKER_02: Our driver, sir, has got a COD delivery for you.
10 -- SPEAKER_02: You need to know a better time for you to be present, sign for your delivery.
11 -- SPEAKER_02: Pay for it?
12 -- SPEAKER_04: What kind of parcel is this?
13 -- SPEAKER_02: COD, $416.79.
14 -- SPEAKER_02: It is Canadian.
15 -- SPEAKER_02: Flea genie.
16 -- SPEAKER_02: It's some sort of animal product.
17 -- SPEAKER_02: Are you there between 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. tomorrow?
18 -- SPEAKER_04: At my house?
19 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
20 -- SPEAKER_04: But an animal product, I don't feel like I ordered an animal product.
21 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay, but he's bringing the bell and no one answered the door, and we can't just leave it
22 -- SPEAKER_02: there, you understand.
23 -- SPEAKER_04: Okay.
24 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, yeah, I'll be there tomorrow.
25 -- SPEAKER_02: And if you wanted to, just go ahead and let us take care of the payment now.
26 -- SPEAKER_02: And then he could leave it in a safe place.
27 -- SPEAKER_04: Like, what?
28 -- SPEAKER_02: A visa or a master charge.
29 -- SPEAKER_04: I never bought a parcel.
30 -- SPEAKER_02: It's from the flea genie.com.
31 -- SPEAKER_02: So you can take care of your pets or whatever you got animals or some kind.
32 -- SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't know.
33 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
34 -- SPEAKER_05: Pardon?
35 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
36 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know something.
37 -- SPEAKER_02: So we're just waiting for a credit card number.
38 -- SPEAKER_04: A credit card number for what?
39 -- SPEAKER_05: You don't need no credit card.
40 -- SPEAKER_02: For flea genie.com?
41 -- SPEAKER_04: I've never been on flea genie.com.
42 -- SPEAKER_04: How do you spell flea-g-g-g-g-g-N-I-E-D-N-I-E-D-N-E-D-O- It says here,
43 -- SPEAKER_02: F-L-E-A-G-N-N-I-E dot com.
44 -- SPEAKER_02: It's none of my affairs or where you shop or what you do.
45 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm just here at United Parcel Service.
46 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm not going to pay for anything that I didn't purchase.
47 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, you made the purchase.
48 -- SPEAKER_02: That's not even an issue.
49 -- SPEAKER_02: We just need to receive payment at this time, okay?
50 -- SPEAKER_04: But I didn't make it, though.
51 -- SPEAKER_02: Long number that begins with a four, sir.
52 -- SPEAKER_02: Followed by the expiration date.
53 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
54 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir, this is Peter.
55 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a manager up here at UPS.
56 -- SPEAKER_02: What appears to be the trouble up here today, sir?
57 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't have any.
58 -- SPEAKER_02: You're not paying for, and you're not paying for your item?
59 -- SPEAKER_02: Is what I've been told.
60 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm a manager up here, sir.
61 -- SPEAKER_04: What?
62 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you guys, why do you guys keep calling me?
63 -- SPEAKER_02: What is the issue, sir?
64 -- SPEAKER_02: Pay for your item, and let's resolve this issue here today.
65 -- SPEAKER_02: Do you understand?
66 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't understand.
67 -- SPEAKER_02: $11.
68 -- SPEAKER_02: $16.79.
69 -- SPEAKER_02: $1.79.
70 -- SPEAKER_02: $1.79.
71 -- SPEAKER_02: All right?
72 -- SPEAKER_02: You can pay with credit card or check?
73 -- SPEAKER_02: Routing number?
74 -- SPEAKER_04: Um, I can't pay that day.
75 -- SPEAKER_04: Never heard of flea genie.com.
76 -- SPEAKER_04: Flea genie.com.
77 -- SPEAKER_04: I've never heard of that.
78 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't believe you.
79 -- SPEAKER_01: What?
80 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you guys harassing?
81 -- SPEAKER_01: Matter of fact.
82 -- SPEAKER_04: Why are you harassing you?
83 -- SPEAKER_00: I don't believe you, matter of fact.
84 -- SPEAKER_00: I show a purchase history from that very same website to you.
85 -- SPEAKER_00: I show a purchase history a mile long.
86 -- SPEAKER_02: And what is that?
87 -- SPEAKER_04: What is that?
88 -- SPEAKER_02: So don't say that you've never heard of it and never seen it or never ordered from it,
89 -- SPEAKER_02: because I see a purchase history a mile long.
90 -- SPEAKER_00: Mile long.
91 -- SPEAKER_02: What did I buy?
92 -- SPEAKER_00: Mile long.
93 -- SPEAKER_00: Mile long.
94 -- SPEAKER_00: A mile long.
95 -- SPEAKER_02: So just if you want to read a credit card number or a routing number, we'll get it taken care of.
96 -- SPEAKER_02: But I don't want to hear this.
97 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, I've never heard of it.
98 -- SPEAKER_02: I've never seen that.
99 -- SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you mean.
100 -- SPEAKER_02: Skip that.
101 -- SPEAKER_02: All right, buddy.
102 -- SPEAKER_04: Well, skip it.
103 -- SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
104 -- SPEAKER_04: You guys might have to call the police.
105 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
106 -- SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
107 -- SPEAKER_01: Skip it.
108 -- SPEAKER_01: Just skip that nonsense, son.
109 -- SPEAKER_02: Just skip that nonsense, son.
110 -- SPEAKER_02: You got it?
111 -- SPEAKER_02: Look, you want to act big time and make online purchases.
112 -- SPEAKER_02: We'll step up to the plate and pay for your item.
113 -- SPEAKER_05: Who the fucking you?
114 -- SPEAKER_01: This is UPS, buddy.
115 -- SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck are you, man?
116 -- SPEAKER_01: United Parsal Service, big time.
117 -- SPEAKER_01: I've been here for four months.
118 -- SPEAKER_04: UPS doesn't talk to me.
119 -- SPEAKER_04: If I were to call UPS, they wouldn't talk to me.
120 -- SPEAKER_04: They wouldn't talk.
121 -- SPEAKER_04: to be like this, though.
122 -- SPEAKER_01: UPS.
123 -- SPEAKER_01: I'm a manager.
124 -- SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is the big time,
125 -- SPEAKER_01: yeah.
126 -- SPEAKER_01: UPS.
127 -- SPEAKER_05: I'm a manager.
128 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is the big time,
129 -- SPEAKER_03: man, man.
130 -- SPEAKER_03: UPS.
131 -- SPEAKER_03: I'm a manager.
132 -- SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is the big time there, guy.
133 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh.
134 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
135 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, yeah.
136 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello.
137 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, how you doing, O'Barr?
138 -- SPEAKER_02: Who's this?
139 -- SPEAKER_02: My name's Guy, and I'm with U.
140 -- SPEAKER_02: UPS up here, the manager here.
141 -- SPEAKER_02: UPS? Yes, sir.
142 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what can I do for you?
143 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we've got a parcel here, two, three of them, matter of fact,
144 -- SPEAKER_02: and the driver says no one's been there to sign.
145 -- SPEAKER_02: It's from Cisco food, sir.
146 -- SPEAKER_02: Cisco, hold on, sir.
147 -- SPEAKER_02: So we need to get a check or a credit card payment,
148 -- SPEAKER_02: some method of payment here.
149 -- SPEAKER_03: Whose purse you're looking for?
150 -- SPEAKER_03: What is my name?
151 -- SPEAKER_02: What is your name?
152 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm Guy here with United Parcel, Sir.
153 -- SPEAKER_01: service? Yeah, what can I do for you? What's my name? You know what my address is?
154 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, sure I do. Sure I do. You got a pizza place or something
155 -- SPEAKER_02: or some kind of restaurant or something. Uh, this isn't just a bunch of hocus, pocus. This is
156 -- SPEAKER_02: UPS call when the guy rings the bell. It's best of the chance of the door. Is that clear?
157 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, who's this? United Parson Service, right here in Somerville.
158 -- SPEAKER_05: Uh, U.S. Postal Service in Summerfield, you said?
159 -- SPEAKER_02: It's parcel service, not postal service.
160 -- SPEAKER_02: It's the same problem we have when we send our driver out there.
161 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, the owner's not here.
162 -- SPEAKER_02: You'll have to come back later.
163 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh-uh.
164 -- SPEAKER_02: We've done that three times already.
165 -- SPEAKER_02: Okay.
166 -- SPEAKER_01: Who the fuck are you talking about?
167 -- SPEAKER_01: Who's the guy that you're looking for?
168 -- SPEAKER_02: We got a parcel here from Cisco Foods.
169 -- SPEAKER_02: Is that understood?
170 -- SPEAKER_02: I say, you got a parcel from Cisco?
171 -- SPEAKER_02: Uh, yeah, for the fourth time.
172 -- SPEAKER_02: Yes, we do.
173 -- SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with this guy?
174 -- SPEAKER_00: Well, are you there?
175 -- SPEAKER_00: Big English.
176 -- SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm not there now, so, can you deliver it this parcel?
177 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, so now you want it, huh?
178 -- SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, we could be there in 90 minutes after I'm done eating dinner.
179 -- SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry?
180 -- SPEAKER_02: Well, you should be sorry.
181 -- SPEAKER_02: We've been out there four times.
182 -- SPEAKER_02: You ignored the slip.
183 -- SPEAKER_02: You ignored your employees.
184 -- SPEAKER_02: It's time to get you there, that guy.
185 -- SPEAKER_01: I don't understand you get someone else.
186 -- SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
187 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm the executive.
188 -- SPEAKER_02: I'm in the executive.
189 -- SPEAKER_02: of Tower here, United Parsal Service.
190 -- SPEAKER_02: Hello?
191 -- SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Guy, person, with United Parsal Service.
192 -- SPEAKER_02: How are we tonight, ma'am?
193 -- SPEAKER_02: Listen, is this a joke?
194 -- SPEAKER_02: A joke, sincerely not a joke, ma'am.
195 -- SPEAKER_02: We're trying to get a delivery made, and no one's there.
196 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, it's not going to be tonight, sir.
197 -- SPEAKER_02: Oh, is that right?
198 -- SPEAKER_05: It's going to be tomorrow.
199 -- SPEAKER_02: Tonight works better for me.
200 -- SPEAKER_02: So if you could be...
201 -- SPEAKER_05: Well, I got news for you.
202 -- SPEAKER_05: I don't know who the first.
203 -- SPEAKER_05: fuck you are, but it's not working.
204 -- SPEAKER_02: United Parcel Service, ma'am.
205 -- SPEAKER_02: I've worked here for 12 years.